Somali Pirates Kill Four American Hostages
Four Americans taken hostage by Somali pirates off East Africa were shot and killed by their captors Tuesday, the U.S. military said, marking the first time U.S. citizens have been killed in a wave of pirate attacks plaguing the Gulf of Aden and the Indian Ocean for years.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Bullmeep. The pirates would never kill the hostages with the navy on their meep.
Feb22 '11
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Perhaps we should stop sailing our yachts near the Somali coast.
Feb22 '11
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This is a case of something that could be outsourced by putting a couple of dozen bass boats and a few dozen unemployed hillbillies on a cargo vessel, offering a sweet bounty , free ammo, and snacks.
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There has got to be something not known or held back/covered up. These guys we're supposed to be on their way home with the prize so this just doesn't make sense.
Feb22 '11
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It serves 'em right for handing out bibles.
Feb22 '11
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I think Somalia needs to accept Jesus as it's Lord and Savior.
Feb22 '11
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I'm guessing they just couldn't take anymore of the Adams' mid-hijacking attempts to convert them to christianity.
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You know they tried.
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"Perhaps we should stop sailing our yachts near the Somali coast."
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I think spanky should craft us a Linkswarm yacht. loaded with treasure chests and whatnot. Meta can be security, and i'll longline and trawl the whole meep ocean.
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Trying to figure out his new Garmin.(Operations Specialist joke FTW)
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why?
Feb22 '11
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Well, that's more than vague. How's this for an answer.
Because
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Let this be a lesson to ya!
Don't be sailin' in arrrgh waters, matey!
Feb22 '11
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This is worse than 9/11
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Somali pirates did 9/11...from the grave.
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P.S. I bet they wish they had brought along RPGs and machine guns instead of bibles.
Feb22 '11
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P.P.S. I'd bet the special forces dude 'knifed' a pirate just to get his blade wet. Psychoboner.
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This hostage rescue failure has the stench of Jimmy Carter on it.
Feb22 '11
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<blink>PSYCHOBONER</blink>
Feb22 '11
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WHAT?! it worked in the preview...
Feb22 '11
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You supply the lumber, the beer and the beach house to work out of and I'm THERE, man
Feb23 '11
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a lot of things work in the preview box,but vas say what happens in the preview box stays in the preview box.
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Feb23 '11
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RIP html :sadface:
Feb23 '11
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These dumb meeps were killed by American troops when the rpg was fired.
Feb23 '11
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As they should have been, for sailing in waters inhabited by pirates. meeping meephead move right there. They got exactly what they deserved for disregarding a smidge of common sense and millions of hours of news coverage when they set sail for their retard destinies. meep them.
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Well since it was russian roulette it was a mortal sin and they are now burning in meep.