Uppercut

Real, no-meep fightclub

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

LORDKAHUNA

God , just admit you're meep already . " I just do for the hugs afterwords"
Yeah , O.K.

Tuchus wranglers in da nile .

  • MstrLance
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You forgot rule number one.

Pot-bellied, gayfornians trying to break out of their geek mold.

Speaking of gayfornians... where the meep is Nocal?

What a bunch of valley kooks.

  • GrapeApe
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define "real, no meep".

These guys could get more action by accidently shoulder bumping another guy at a bar. I guess if you want to get the feeling of being a bad kid and living on the wild side, but you want to keep it safe and on a YMCA level then you find a bunch of middle aged nerds to swing vameepn cleaners at.

The responses here are almost textbook typical, it's like a cube farm going "pfft".

I see a lot of meepg0ts talking here, but I'd wager that none of you have swung a fist at another man.

(cue tales of bravado, internet tough guy style)

Grapey:

What I meant was an actual fight club. This isn't about beating someone up, or just plain being violent. Random violence like a barfight can get you cut, or shot, or charged.

I admit some goofy bits to this, but I'm sure this is about a level of fun.

(also I'm pretty meeping sure if this middle aged nerd hit you with a vacuum cleaner it wouldn't feel "safe")

  • dent
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I swing my hands at other men on a regular basis, although, face shots have to be kept light. I know Hobo does it often as well.

  • GrapeApe
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Sorry, but a bunch of guys swinging vacuum cleaners at each other while wearing kendo helmets....really? I think they would be better off taking a Krav Maga or jujitsu class. They would get some real instruction on self defense at least.
This smacks of wrestling your buddies in the school yard during recess, I mean they have meeping cardboard murals to make the garage look like an alley...? I spent five years working as a bouncer for a club with a 2000 person capacity, I've thrown a few chingasos before and I never grabbed a dustbuster to defend myself with.

(also I'm pretty meeping sure if this middle aged nerd hit you with a vacuum cleaner it wouldn't feel "safe")

(also I'm pretty meeping sure I could roll that whole garage full of cube monkeys armed with dustbusters, present meepgots included, lol )

I spent five years working as a bouncer for a club with a 2000 person capacity, I've thrown a few chingasos before and I never grabbed a dustbuster to defend myself with.

lol


Also, not the point, I imagine they were just having fun, not wanting to lose teeth.

Also, you are a moron

  • GrapeApe
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If you don't want to lose teeth then throw on some sparring gear and go at it. I understand the whole having fun throwing punches thing. Just a little laughable how they are going about it. Like I said before, take a class and learn some real self defense skills.

>I see a lot of meepg0ts talking here, but I'd wager that none of you have swung a fist at another man.

>(cue tales of bravado, internet tough guy style)

Who is the moron again?

  • sunny77
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*cue meepstorm

  • dent
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*cue meep

Who is the moron again?

This isn't about self defence, and every point you make is poopies.

And your "I was a bouncer, hurrrrrr" anecdote, was predicted.

  • sunny77
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*sits back and watches the magic unfold

  • GrapeApe
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OK, i will agree, it isn't about self defense and I guess the fun is where you find it.

@LORDKAHUNA

Who is the moron again? This isn't about self defence, and every point you make is poopies. And your "I was a bouncer, hurrrrrr" anecdote, was predicted.

I took the bait and ran with it.

>(also I'm pretty meeping sure if this middle aged nerd hit you with a vacuum cleaner it wouldn't feel "safe")

>I see a lot of meepg0ts talking here, but I'd wager that none of you have swung a fist at another man.

You would loose that wager.

  • dent
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This thread is why we need to start an LS fight club.

FITE!!!!

Would the LinkSwarm Fight Club replace the LinkSwarm AssProbe Club?

  • GrapeApe
  • Feb11 '11

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I'm in, but only as long as there is dustbusters and maybe some old corded computer mice tied together like nun-chucks.

@dent

This thread is why we need to start an LS fight club.

It's been 545 days since I last slugged a dude in the face. It was Aug 15 2009. I had 8.5 ounces of steel in my fist in the shape of a multitool. His face was busted right up.

He's not tried to mug me since then either.

  • dent
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I will come prepared. I'll arm myself with an old floppy drive.

  • SexNinja
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But I don't wanna fight anyone.

  • SexNinja
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why can't we all just get along

  • vasudeva
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I'll fight every one of you to the death, literally.

  • sunny77
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i love everything about this thread

  • GrapeApe
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needs more trannysaurus.

  • spod
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Trollface Lord Kahuna Wins!!1!11!!! this round.

  • dent
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About 5 years ago, I was working with a few students and we were doing some free-sparring. Things always start off controlled and light. As time progresses, your adrenaline kicks in after getting popped in the face a couple times and things tend to get sloppier. I remember throwing a short uppercut in a clinch and rather than hitting my intended target, the ribs, I hit his blocking elbow and it bent my wrist so far I broke 2 bones on the top of my wrist. The class got a great lesson that day - don't punch like a limpwristed meepgabeef.

  • Lefen
  • Feb12 '11

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I think I'd like to get into a proper fight just once before I die.

It would be sad to see you and your tiny fonts go Vas.

  • vasudeva
  • Feb12 '11

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Sorry, can you type that bigger for me?

This rates higher on the testosterone proof test than paint ball.

@GrapeApe

>I spent five years working as a bouncer for a club with a 2000 person capacity, I've thrown a few chingasos before and I never grabbed a dustbuster to defend myself with.

You don't scare me none, I've had my meep handed to me by some of the meanest Bubba's in the business.

@dent

One well delivered uppercut is worth any five random wallops to the side of the head.

@GrapeApe

>I spent five years working as a bouncer for a club with a 2000 person capacity, I've thrown a few chingasos before and I never grabbed a dustbuster to defend myself with.

You don't scare me none, I've had my meep handed to me by some of the meanest Bubba's in the business.

@dent

One well delivered uppercut is worth any five random wallops to the side of the head.

This thread, my favorite thread!

COME AT ME BRO!

  • GrapeApe
  • Feb16 '11

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Congrats on getting your meep kicked? Wasn't trying to scare anyone, wasn't trying to HURRP-A-DURRP...was merely commenting on past experience, I worked at that club 20 years ago at an age where getting into a scuffle was still fun. At my present age there aren't many things worth fist fighting for aside of family getting hassled, getting old is what a CCW was made for.

@godevillivedog

I (stupidly) was a bouncer at a bar in downtown Anchorage. I have a broked pinkie on my right hand due to a bad block of a kick in a street brawl. Fighting is 20 years in my past, and i have no interest in revisiting it. I have been in more than a few fist fights, and always lost. I don't like getting punched and kicked. I hope it never happens again.

Also, I play guitar.

  • GrapeApe
  • Feb16 '11

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I play the radio, you should hear me jam.

I play with my weenis whenever I can.

Plural?!? Good Lord Man, you have dimeepitis?

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