Uppercut

God , just admit you're meep already . " I just do for the hugs afterwords"
Yeah , O.K.

Tuchus wranglers in da nile .

You forgot rule number one.

Pot-bellied, gayfornians trying to break out of their geek mold.

Speaking of gayfornians... where the meep is Nocal?

What a bunch of valley kooks.

define "real, no meep".

These guys could get more action by accidently shoulder bumping another guy at a bar. I guess if you want to get the feeling of being a bad kid and living on the wild side, but you want to keep it safe and on a YMCA level then you find a bunch of middle aged nerds to swing vameepn cleaners at.

The responses here are almost textbook typical, it's like a cube farm going "pfft".

I see a lot of meepg0ts talking here, but I'd wager that none of you have swung a fist at another man.

(cue tales of bravado, internet tough guy style)

Grapey:

What I meant was an actual fight club. This isn't about beating someone up, or just plain being violent. Random violence like a barfight can get you cut, or shot, or charged.

I admit some goofy bits to this, but I'm sure this is about a level of fun.

(also I'm pretty meeping sure if this middle aged nerd hit you with a vacuum cleaner it wouldn't feel "safe")

I swing my hands at other men on a regular basis, although, face shots have to be kept light. I know Hobo does it often as well.

Sorry, but a bunch of guys swinging vacuum cleaners at each other while wearing kendo helmets....really? I think they would be better off taking a Krav Maga or jujitsu class. They would get some real instruction on self defense at least.
This smacks of wrestling your buddies in the school yard during recess, I mean they have meeping cardboard murals to make the garage look like an alley...? I spent five years working as a bouncer for a club with a 2000 person capacity, I've thrown a few chingasos before and I never grabbed a dustbuster to defend myself with.

(also I'm pretty meeping sure if this middle aged nerd hit you with a vacuum cleaner it wouldn't feel "safe")

(also I'm pretty meeping sure I could roll that whole garage full of cube monkeys armed with dustbusters, present meepgots included, lol )

I spent five years working as a bouncer for a club with a 2000 person capacity, I've thrown a few chingasos before and I never grabbed a dustbuster to defend myself with.

lol

Also, not the point, I imagine they were just having fun, not wanting to lose teeth.

Also, you are a moron

If you don't want to lose teeth then throw on some sparring gear and go at it. I understand the whole having fun throwing punches thing. Just a little laughable how they are going about it. Like I said before, take a class and learn some real self defense skills.

>I see a lot of meepg0ts talking here, but I'd wager that none of you have swung a fist at another man.

>(cue tales of bravado, internet tough guy style)

Who is the moron again?

*cue meepstorm

*cue meep

Who is the moron again?

This isn't about self defence, and every point you make is poopies.

And your "I was a bouncer, hurrrrrr" anecdote, was predicted.

*sits back and watches the magic unfold

OK, i will agree, it isn't about self defense and I guess the fun is where you find it.

@LORDKAHUNA

Who is the moron again? This isn't about self defence, and every point you make is poopies. And your "I was a bouncer, hurrrrrr" anecdote, was predicted.

I took the bait and ran with it.

>(also I'm pretty meeping sure if this middle aged nerd hit you with a vacuum cleaner it wouldn't feel "safe")

>I see a lot of meepg0ts talking here, but I'd wager that none of you have swung a fist at another man.

You would loose that wager.

This thread is why we need to start an LS fight club.

FITE!!!!

Would the LinkSwarm Fight Club replace the LinkSwarm AssProbe Club?

I'm in, but only as long as there is dustbusters and maybe some old corded computer mice tied together like nun-chucks.

@dent

This thread is why we need to start an LS fight club.

It's been 545 days since I last slugged a dude in the face. It was Aug 15 2009. I had 8.5 ounces of steel in my fist in the shape of a multitool. His face was busted right up.

He's not tried to mug me since then either.

I will come prepared. I'll arm myself with an old floppy drive.

But I don't wanna fight anyone.

why can't we all just get along

I'll fight every one of you to the death, literally.

i love everything about this thread

needs more trannysaurus.

Trollface Lord Kahuna Wins!!1!11!!! this round.

About 5 years ago, I was working with a few students and we were doing some free-sparring. Things always start off controlled and light. As time progresses, your adrenaline kicks in after getting popped in the face a couple times and things tend to get sloppier. I remember throwing a short uppercut in a clinch and rather than hitting my intended target, the ribs, I hit his blocking elbow and it bent my wrist so far I broke 2 bones on the top of my wrist. The class got a great lesson that day - don't punch like a limpwristed meepgabeef.

I think I'd like to get into a proper fight just once before I die.

It would be sad to see you and your tiny fonts go Vas.

Sorry, can you type that bigger for me?

This rates higher on the testosterone proof test than paint ball.

@GrapeApe

>I spent five years working as a bouncer for a club with a 2000 person capacity, I've thrown a few chingasos before and I never grabbed a dustbuster to defend myself with.

You don't scare me none, I've had my meep handed to me by some of the meanest Bubba's in the business.

@dent

One well delivered uppercut is worth any five random wallops to the side of the head.

@GrapeApe

>I spent five years working as a bouncer for a club with a 2000 person capacity, I've thrown a few chingasos before and I never grabbed a dustbuster to defend myself with.

You don't scare me none, I've had my meep handed to me by some of the meanest Bubba's in the business.

@dent

One well delivered uppercut is worth any five random wallops to the side of the head.

This thread, my favorite thread!

COME AT ME BRO!

Congrats on getting your meep kicked? Wasn't trying to scare anyone, wasn't trying to HURRP-A-DURRP...was merely commenting on past experience, I worked at that club 20 years ago at an age where getting into a scuffle was still fun. At my present age there aren't many things worth fist fighting for aside of family getting hassled, getting old is what a CCW was made for.

@godevillivedog

I (stupidly) was a bouncer at a bar in downtown Anchorage. I have a broked pinkie on my right hand due to a bad block of a kick in a street brawl. Fighting is 20 years in my past, and i have no interest in revisiting it. I have been in more than a few fist fights, and always lost. I don't like getting punched and kicked. I hope it never happens again.

Also, I play guitar.

I play the radio, you should hear me jam.

I play with my weenis whenever I can.

Plural?!? Good Lord Man, you have dimeepitis?