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  • BeachGoat
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400 Wolves Terrorize Russian Village

30 horses dead over a period of just a few days.

Decider: dent

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If I lived somewhere that it was 56 degrees F below freezing I think I would throw myself to the wolves.

  • Dismas
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'But we need more people. Once the daylight increases, the hunters will start shooting predators from helicopters.'

I think we should send Sarah Palin

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  • Gethoht
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she can probably see the wolves in russia from her house

  • spod
  • Feb12 '11

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Sarah Palin has amazing vision.

  • BeachGoat
  • Feb12 '11

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Especially if she was dropped from a helicopter onto horseback at 58 below in a Russian village...

Sarah watched, expressionless as the helicopter lifted off. It's prop wash barely ruffling the thin but dense parka she wore.
Taking a deep breath, she surveyed her surroundings, then took stock of her weapons.
The thick-bladed 8-inch Bowie was old-school, but had lasted through three generations of Palins.
The pistol was new. A gift from the NRA. Supposedly one of the best made, though she didn't have time to put hundreds of rounds through one like she did in the old days...

The sound of paws in the snow...

"Ahh." She thought.

"That didn't take long."

A brief smile crossed her features.

Her stance widened. She spread her arms.

"Hungry?" She said almost conversationally.

  • SexNinja
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Suddenly, Sarah Palin turned into a meepermilk pancake. A wolf peed on her.

  • Wotak
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Now she is a meep in a snow bank.

  • BeachGoat
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@Wotak

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Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
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A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
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Linkswarm must live.
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While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
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Where is this LS script?
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If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
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@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
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The Soul Rapers, great band!
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I knew I could get a rise out of you.
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Actually; I kinda DO.
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You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
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By a state or two.
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JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
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textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
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bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
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Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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linkswarm
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Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
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RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
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Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
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on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
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tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Spankerchief. I am+
linkswarm
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MstrLance
We called them meep Floss.
BeachGoat
We called them Wrist Rockets in my day
StartRecor+
i got me one of them thongs. i'll post a pic later.
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http://www.cafepress.com/+classic_thong,5384613
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