Whiskey in a can.

Only in Panama at the moment, but wait 'till our southerners hear about it.

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Wait 'till our Ghostie hears about it.

  • bobacus
  • Jan20 '11

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Ghostie in a can.

I know it might seem unpossible, but i am our local drunk. believe me when i say, i will be the next swarmer to make the front page of Linkswarm.

  • Dismas
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So how many shots of Panamanian meep whisky are in one can? is it 12? 1oz = 1 shot

  • HOBO
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This looks repugnant

  • MstrLance
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I know, right? The arc of the lettering doesn't even match the ribbon. And did you see that motto? Blecch!

  • Dismas
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black people will love it

  • HOBO
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Just the appearance of whiskey in a can offends all my doofus hipster senses

  • Phlebas
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This opens an opportunity for the creation of the whiskey shotgun... Say hallo to the new fratboy death machine.

  • bobacus
  • Jan20 '11

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I bet it makes a sweet bomb when tossed in a bonfire too....Or a Ghostrider.

  • Phlebas
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Also, I'll take a bottle of Ghostie right about now.

Can I get a Salud?

  • Mofo
  • Jan21 '11

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Iin the South, our whisky comes in plastic bottles. Still portable and recyclabl

  • BeachGoat
  • Jan21 '11

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I've drunk whiskey in the can...and on the roof, and in the street...

  • Dismas
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Say!
I like whiskey !
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would drink it in a boat.
And I would it with with a beachgoat...

And I will drink it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Whiskey is so good, so good, you see!

So I will drink it a box.
And I will drink it with a fox.
And I will drink it in a house.
And I will drink it with a mouse.
And I will drink it here and there.
Say! I will drink whiskey ANYWHERE!
..... But especially when I am on LinkSwarm

  • acheron
  • Jan21 '11

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:(

  • bobacus
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I dreamed of booze last night.

  • JhulDin
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I did some Black Crown Royal shots the other night and can STILL taste it.

  • bobacus
  • Jan21 '11

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It was graphic.The old brain was serving up the Full Moon, old drinking drill.I smoked meepty La Unica Churchills.There was that too.
meepin sound of cubes bouncing in a rocks glass.meeping Black Velvet,and I really swear I tasted it,it burned,I felt hammered.Tasted the cheap Maduro smoke and cheap whiskey.
Then I was transported to a candle lit room where I was assraped repeatedly by big laughing homojocks that were holding me down and high -fiving each other.

I get dreams like that when I wear a nicotine patch to bed.

  • Phlebas
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@bobacus

I haven't had whiskey in 10 years, Scotch in 5, but the last nightmare I had would make the 2012 nuts meep themselves in bed.

[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]

^LOL

  • bobacus
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Are your bad dreams being stranger than usual? Mine are all bad action flicks and sci fi now.
I thought about writing some of these paranoid romps down.A linkswarm dream log would be so meep.Sadly,some of this meep is epic screenplay material,irony,plot twists and all.We just had a big full moon too,...

  • BeachGoat
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I thought those scatological pics were "linkswarm dreamlogs"

  • Phlebas
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I actually think a "dreamlog" is an interesting idea. Mine get incredibly intricate and strange. One notable sci-fi dream years ago ended in me rolling off of my bed and diving head-first into the wall, thus knocking myself the meep back out.

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it wasn't ever an offer. no matter how many times you kick a chihuahua, its still dumb enough to come back and meep on your feet
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I've been assuming those were offers.
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