Whiskey in a can.

Wait 'till our Ghostie hears about it.

Ghostie in a can.

I know it might seem unpossible, but i am our local drunk. believe me when i say, i will be the next swarmer to make the front page of Linkswarm.

So how many shots of Panamanian meep whisky are in one can? is it 12? 1oz = 1 shot

This looks repugnant

I know, right? The arc of the lettering doesn't even match the ribbon. And did you see that motto? Blecch!

black people will love it

Just the appearance of whiskey in a can offends all my doofus hipster senses

This opens an opportunity for the creation of the whiskey shotgun... Say hallo to the new fratboy death machine.

I bet it makes a sweet bomb when tossed in a bonfire too....Or a Ghostrider.

Also, I'll take a bottle of Ghostie right about now.

Can I get a Salud?

Iin the South, our whisky comes in plastic bottles. Still portable and recyclabl

I've drunk whiskey in the can...and on the roof, and in the street...

Say!
I like whiskey !
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would drink it in a boat.
And I would it with with a beachgoat...

And I will drink it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Whiskey is so good, so good, you see!

So I will drink it a box.
And I will drink it with a fox.
And I will drink it in a house.
And I will drink it with a mouse.
And I will drink it here and there.
Say! I will drink whiskey ANYWHERE!
..... But especially when I am on LinkSwarm

:(

I dreamed of booze last night.

I did some Black Crown Royal shots the other night and can STILL taste it.

It was graphic.The old brain was serving up the Full Moon, old drinking drill.I smoked meepty La Unica Churchills.There was that too.
meepin sound of cubes bouncing in a rocks glass.meeping Black Velvet,and I really swear I tasted it,it burned,I felt hammered.Tasted the cheap Maduro smoke and cheap whiskey.
Then I was transported to a candle lit room where I was assraped repeatedly by big laughing homojocks that were holding me down and high -fiving each other.

I get dreams like that when I wear a nicotine patch to bed.

@bobacus

I haven't had whiskey in 10 years, Scotch in 5, but the last nightmare I had would make the 2012 nuts meep themselves in bed.

[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]

^LOL

Are your bad dreams being stranger than usual? Mine are all bad action flicks and sci fi now.
I thought about writing some of these paranoid romps down.A linkswarm dream log would be so meep.Sadly,some of this meep is epic screenplay material,irony,plot twists and all.We just had a big full moon too,...

I thought those scatological pics were "linkswarm dreamlogs"

I actually think a "dreamlog" is an interesting idea. Mine get incredibly intricate and strange. One notable sci-fi dream years ago ended in me rolling off of my bed and diving head-first into the wall, thus knocking myself the meep back out.