Whiskey in a can.

Only in Panama at the moment, but wait 'till our southerners hear about it.

Decider: LORDKAHUNA

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LORDKAHUNA

Wait 'till our Ghostie hears about it.

  • bobacus
  • Jan20 '11

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Ghostie in a can.

I know it might seem unpossible, but i am our local drunk. believe me when i say, i will be the next swarmer to make the front page of Linkswarm.

  • Dismas
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So how many shots of Panamanian meep whisky are in one can? is it 12? 1oz = 1 shot

  • HOBO
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This looks repugnant

  • MstrLance
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I know, right? The arc of the lettering doesn't even match the ribbon. And did you see that motto? Blecch!

  • Dismas
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black people will love it

  • HOBO
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Just the appearance of whiskey in a can offends all my doofus hipster senses

  • Phlebas
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This opens an opportunity for the creation of the whiskey shotgun... Say hallo to the new fratboy death machine.

  • bobacus
  • Jan20 '11

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I bet it makes a sweet bomb when tossed in a bonfire too....Or a Ghostrider.

  • Phlebas
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Also, I'll take a bottle of Ghostie right about now.

Can I get a Salud?

  • Mofo
  • Jan21 '11

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Iin the South, our whisky comes in plastic bottles. Still portable and recyclabl

  • BeachGoat
  • Jan21 '11

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I've drunk whiskey in the can...and on the roof, and in the street...

  • Dismas
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Say!
I like whiskey !
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would drink it in a boat.
And I would it with with a beachgoat...

And I will drink it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Whiskey is so good, so good, you see!

So I will drink it a box.
And I will drink it with a fox.
And I will drink it in a house.
And I will drink it with a mouse.
And I will drink it here and there.
Say! I will drink whiskey ANYWHERE!
..... But especially when I am on LinkSwarm

  • acheron
  • Jan21 '11

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:(

  • bobacus
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I dreamed of booze last night.

  • JhulDin
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I did some Black Crown Royal shots the other night and can STILL taste it.

  • bobacus
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It was graphic.The old brain was serving up the Full Moon, old drinking drill.I smoked meepty La Unica Churchills.There was that too.
meepin sound of cubes bouncing in a rocks glass.meeping Black Velvet,and I really swear I tasted it,it burned,I felt hammered.Tasted the cheap Maduro smoke and cheap whiskey.
Then I was transported to a candle lit room where I was assraped repeatedly by big laughing homojocks that were holding me down and high -fiving each other.

I get dreams like that when I wear a nicotine patch to bed.

  • Phlebas
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@bobacus

I haven't had whiskey in 10 years, Scotch in 5, but the last nightmare I had would make the 2012 nuts meep themselves in bed.

[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]

^LOL

  • bobacus
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Are your bad dreams being stranger than usual? Mine are all bad action flicks and sci fi now.
I thought about writing some of these paranoid romps down.A linkswarm dream log would be so meep.Sadly,some of this meep is epic screenplay material,irony,plot twists and all.We just had a big full moon too,...

  • BeachGoat
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I thought those scatological pics were "linkswarm dreamlogs"

  • Phlebas
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I actually think a "dreamlog" is an interesting idea. Mine get incredibly intricate and strange. One notable sci-fi dream years ago ended in me rolling off of my bed and diving head-first into the wall, thus knocking myself the meep back out.

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spankerchi+
meep yeah.
JohnLenin
nail ur landing m8
dragonstaf+
He does do a pretty good job of nailing the landing, though.
JohnLenin
what an idiot
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http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=8d93bfca0cb5
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on Can We Call the U.S. a Police State Yet?: MORE THAN 6,500 SWAT+
LOki
mundrah
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JohnLenin
aren't you supposed to be sober n meep?
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: I have to admit+
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meepbox
I've got that good kush and alcohol
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on Well, Mork's dead.: Yeah but raging+
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Alphagetti makes me bumpee
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Me alpha.
HOBO
on Well, Mork's dead.: Robin Williams+
sunny77
dnw
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
JohnLenin
watch your verbiage. That meep'll go right to their heads.
BeachGoat
Hives with the queen Bees in conjunction; Runs when the Alpha Males conflict.
BeachGoat
I have been having an unexplained groin itch lately, and Sunny & Heather together again put it all in place.
JohnLenin
lolhai
Heather
hello
sunny77
hi heather!
Heather
fuuuuuuuuuu
sunny77
:)
JohnLenin
and I don't write them I just translate the magical tablets I found in my yard
JohnLenin
that's meeping retarded go away
sunny77
jon, i reckon a more fitting name for linkswarm drama...let it be "revelation 9"
JohnLenin
I wax my entire body like a civilized person
spankerchi+
Yay summer.
spankerchi+
You ever get so chaffed that you start pinching off tufts of taint hair?
LOki
on Well, Mork's dead.: ...& "...making+
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on Well, Mork's dead.: "'Robin's sobriety+
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JohnLenin
Next up: Driving a speedboat on the freeway
spankerchi+
I'm told that dirtbike forks have this magical property called "travel".
spankerchi+
Knees and ankles hurt, but nothin' a cool pimp stick won't fix.
spankerchi+
Well, I never laid it down, anyway.
spankerchi+
I remembered the bit about slowing down and not leaning...then dipmeep started pulling ahead and...
dragonstaf+
Also: Lauren Bacall DED
dragonstaf+
As long as your legs are OK, forks can be replaced. Did my comments on dirt riding help?
spankerchi+
Also: I need new forks.
spankerchi+
But HOLY meep it was fun trying.
spankerchi+
Today I learned that a cruiser can NOT in fact keep up with a dirt bike on a dirt road.
JohnLenin
Except this one I'm doing sober
JohnLenin
I'm going ahead and starting a third one
sunny77
"this is the wotak"
LOki
Let the LOLZ commence!
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