Whiskey in a can.

Only in Panama at the moment, but wait 'till our southerners hear about it.

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Wait 'till our Ghostie hears about it.

  • bobacus
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Ghostie in a can.

I know it might seem unpossible, but i am our local drunk. believe me when i say, i will be the next swarmer to make the front page of Linkswarm.

  • Dismas
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So how many shots of Panamanian meep whisky are in one can? is it 12? 1oz = 1 shot

  • HOBO
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This looks repugnant

  • MstrLance
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I know, right? The arc of the lettering doesn't even match the ribbon. And did you see that motto? Blecch!

  • Dismas
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black people will love it

  • HOBO
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Just the appearance of whiskey in a can offends all my doofus hipster senses

  • Phlebas
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This opens an opportunity for the creation of the whiskey shotgun... Say hallo to the new fratboy death machine.

  • bobacus
  • Jan20 '11

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I bet it makes a sweet bomb when tossed in a bonfire too....Or a Ghostrider.

  • Phlebas
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Also, I'll take a bottle of Ghostie right about now.

Can I get a Salud?

  • Mofo
  • Jan21 '11

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Iin the South, our whisky comes in plastic bottles. Still portable and recyclabl

  • BeachGoat
  • Jan21 '11

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I've drunk whiskey in the can...and on the roof, and in the street...

  • Dismas
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Say!
I like whiskey !
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would drink it in a boat.
And I would it with with a beachgoat...

And I will drink it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Whiskey is so good, so good, you see!

So I will drink it a box.
And I will drink it with a fox.
And I will drink it in a house.
And I will drink it with a mouse.
And I will drink it here and there.
Say! I will drink whiskey ANYWHERE!
..... But especially when I am on LinkSwarm

  • acheron
  • Jan21 '11

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:(

  • bobacus
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I dreamed of booze last night.

  • JhulDin
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I did some Black Crown Royal shots the other night and can STILL taste it.

  • bobacus
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It was graphic.The old brain was serving up the Full Moon, old drinking drill.I smoked meepty La Unica Churchills.There was that too.
meepin sound of cubes bouncing in a rocks glass.meeping Black Velvet,and I really swear I tasted it,it burned,I felt hammered.Tasted the cheap Maduro smoke and cheap whiskey.
Then I was transported to a candle lit room where I was assraped repeatedly by big laughing homojocks that were holding me down and high -fiving each other.

I get dreams like that when I wear a nicotine patch to bed.

  • Phlebas
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@bobacus

I haven't had whiskey in 10 years, Scotch in 5, but the last nightmare I had would make the 2012 nuts meep themselves in bed.

[R.I.P. UNICODE-FLAVORED MOON LANGUAGE]

^LOL

  • bobacus
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Are your bad dreams being stranger than usual? Mine are all bad action flicks and sci fi now.
I thought about writing some of these paranoid romps down.A linkswarm dream log would be so meep.Sadly,some of this meep is epic screenplay material,irony,plot twists and all.We just had a big full moon too,...

  • BeachGoat
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I thought those scatological pics were "linkswarm dreamlogs"

  • Phlebas
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I actually think a "dreamlog" is an interesting idea. Mine get incredibly intricate and strange. One notable sci-fi dream years ago ended in me rolling off of my bed and diving head-first into the wall, thus knocking myself the meep back out.

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sunny77
more bothersome is an alleged male with a higher pitched voice than mine blathering on about disney movies in broken english
spankerchi+
Then you get a call from your bank and it's like: "Somebody tried to use your card in China." ...so suddenly you have to transition back into your normal voice?
spankerchi+
Hey, have you ever gotten so sick of telemarketer calls that you started using a "retard" voice?
sunny77
no one does frans like frans (i know who frans is! [not telling])
LOki
on Whale Poops on Divers: ![](http://s.linkswa+
BeachGoat
StartRecor+
FRANS SITS meepING SILENTLY STARING AT THE SCREENS...WAITING FOR RECIEVAL OR RELEASE OF meepUAL ANGER
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: yuo can say that+
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: Ah. Point taken.
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: Ah. Point taken.
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: [@spankerchief](http+
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: Nicely Done!
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: Fantastic work, man.+
StartRecor+
Getting to be a meep is probably the best thing about getting old. no?
Pepper
I am a meep. Getting old sucks.
StartRecor+
on The Rise of the Phoenix: great job!
sunny77
linkswarm jumped the shark long ago but i'm not going to discourage certain swimmers from flailing about
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on The Rise of the Phoenix: This project is+
sunny77
HAHAHA
HOBO
Ocelot
linkswarm
queue: New link: Whale Poops on Divers
StartRecor+
Jesus loves you anyway
meepbox
meep the world, meep a meep, meep these haters, get rich.
linkswarm
queue: New link: WE NEED TO REGULATE CARS THE WAY WE REGULATE GUNS
LOki
DS? sunny? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ynTVMxPlQ
LOki
LULZ1
sunny77
linkswarm.com: where the non-elite make passive aggressive comments towards the financially stable
sunny77
yeah. its called the fbi
BeachGoat
Hoarders, not Swarmers. Although I am both.
BeachGoat
Isn't there a point that they can just burn them out like a leper pit?
sunny77
linkswarm.com: all time low
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Hoarders : Buried Alive. Celebrity Edition. Mark my words.
BeachGoat
Thick Black Beer.
StartRecor+
Blaspheme! No Zin? No Cab? No Bordeaux?
sunny77
meeping rude
spankerchi+
So sayeth THE LORD.
spankerchi+
...then there will be two minutes of rest before laying into the divine body with a nice salad and maybe some garlic bread.
spankerchi+
...at which point though shalt add 2 tbspns of holy meeper and flip/marinade Him for another two minutes...
spankerchi+
...pan-fried (after the oil in the skillet starts to smoke a little) for 6 minutes, flipping the almighty every minute for a good initial caramelization...
spankerchi+
god is a well-marbled ribeye generously coated with salt and cracked pepper...
StartRecor+
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial, for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him.
HOBO
The meep has been slung
linkswarm
queue: New link: World Leaders On The Loo
sunny77
no
StartRecor+
Hi. Can I talk with you for a few minutes about Jesus Christ?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Serial Killer Cop Jailed For Murdering 22 Women
sunny77
bye
BeachGoat
Monkey meepskin walrus snot. I've had enough today.
BeachGoat
Pig loses to Thor on a Goat
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FTWORLD
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BeachGoat
Wait until you're an old man, Sunnypie
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queue: New link: There is more to Fight Club than meets the eye.
sunny77
you meep freaks
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Also waiting for test results from le heart exam and bloodwork.
spankerchi+
Gonna have to take a raincheck Goat. I'm still sick from spending all of Christmas and New-Year's in a house with no heat.
BeachGoat
As long as I can steam crab legs and melt meeper, I can find the scampi.
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Too bad about steak and meep day.
BeachGoat
I wish it was. That's about all the action I'm getting in these senior years.
StartRecor+
Is "pet a baby goat" a euphemism?
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BeachGoat
You can still come pet a baby goat, Spanky. They went from kitten to terrier, but they're still cuteness therapy.
meepbox
on Shouldn't have bought that PS4: I don't understand.
sunny77
(:
spankerchi+
Ahh, THAT'S what I like about you sunny77; that was an emo chick move I just pulled. (meeping and not giving any details) Irritating, innit?
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on u put pitcures here: ![](http://fc08.devi+
sunny77
someone call the wambulance
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Not HORRIBLE.(Nobody's dead) But pretty fukkin BAD.
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This week was BAD.
sunny77
someone, somewhere is playing the worlds most imaginary violin
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