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Iraqi Leaders Wonder What To Do With Quran Written In Saddam Hussein's Blood

Over the course of two painstaking years in the late 1990s, Saddam Hussein had sat regularly with a nurse and an Islamic calligrapher; the former drawing 27 litres of his blood and the latter using it as a macabre ink to transcribe a Qur'an.

Decider: Clavis_Apocalypticae

Clavis_Apocalypticae

  • BeachGoat
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That's actually a pretty meepin' thing.

  • sunny77
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vasudeva writes linkswarm in his semen

  • Wotak
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vasudeva built linkswarm out of his semen and a handfull of meep tears.

meeping lies. Vasudeva built this city on rock & roll. You can argue, but you know I'm right.

  • Wotak
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I can argue?

  • bobacus
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I'm sure this sweet item would net a kings ransom at auction.

i got $5 on it

donate it to the 'websites with tiny fonts' fund.

  • vasudeva
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Sorry, can't read what you wrote there. Can you write it bigger?

  • Wotak
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Use it as kindling to start a bible and torah on fire.

  • Wotak
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@vasudeva

Got this after poasting that last comment:

  • BeachGoat
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I can't seem to find a Bible written in Pope blood anywhere...

  • Wotak
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They could probably just rape women and meepmeep young boys atop it...

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(Please don't jihad me, kthx)

Subtitle: How I learned to stop worrying and love the Holy Text written with the blood of an infidel.

  • bobacus
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You could make pinatas out of it.

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LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
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Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
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MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
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bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
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JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
bobacus
It was his rock hall acceptance speech. Its seemingly only on HBO.
dragonstaf+
Link?
bobacus
I want to give the award for the best speech, ever, to Alex Lifeson. I think he found Ozzy's dealer.
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linkswarm
queue: New link: French theme park with giant mechanical animals
StartRecor+
Context is everything. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGKxAgCguU
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
StartRecor+
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
meepbox
RIP http://www.lolserver.net/ like 6 months ago. :(
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on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: We calculated the+
dragonstaf+
Bob Welch is DED by a shot to his own chest.
linkswarm
queue: New link: meep Trickle is Ded by a shot to his own head.
dragonstaf+
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linkswarm
queue: New link: Instagram blunder helps ID alleged thief
spankerchi+
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: Oh, DO tell us+
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