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Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Arrested

'This will not change our operation,' spokesman for website says

Decider: Admin

  • gork
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Julian Assange writes op-ed article in the newspaper the Australian defending Wikileaks' actions today

  • hoyaguru
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'A second woman accused Assange of having meep with her without a condom while she was asleep...'

How does that work? Can you really have meep with a sleeping woman without waking her up?

  • SexNinja
  • Dec08 '10

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Yes, but first you have to kill her pretty hard so she can't wake up.

  • Dismas
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i'm waiting for the person (you know who you are) who is going to post about the conspiracy theory behind all of this arresting and denying of the bailz

  • Heather
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Isn't it accidental when a condom breaks?

  • nocal
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Isn't it accidental when a condom breaks?

according to the woman, the condom broke, she asked him to stop and put another one on.

on the internet, this is 'an unreasonable request,' but in the real world, thus began a meepual assault.

  • vasudeva
  • Dec08 '10

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I must be turning Internet, cause all I hear is a captain partypouper.

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Anyway, five second rule.

I never met a meep that deserved a condom. I don't like this, but I gotta call it like I see it.

  • shitbox
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This idiot should have drugged then raped her, duh.

They just awarded Pollanksy a meep-ton of awards for his latest movie. (note: they are European awards so they don't really count for much, like the US dollar.)

  • shitbox
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At leas Assange's chick was of age. :)

  • nocal
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i rape women unironically. so?

  • JohnLenin
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You're out of the Hipsters Union. Turn in your mustache.

  • Wotak
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C'mon, unless this chick was 3'5' and 75 lbs, there is no way Assange could have done anything to her that she didn't want him to do. Even if she was asleep. A strong fart could knock this little fella off course.

I mean, look at him:

...he's like a little, blonde elf in a business suit.

I call shenanigans.

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Also, I am literally wet with anticipation waiting for the first batch of bank leaks to hit the front page...

  • JohnLenin
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Jeez, wotak, pick on someone your own size.

  • bobacus
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I'm not so sure that you have the right to complain if you chose to meep this guy, ladies.

  • shitbox
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Here is one accusers website. Looks like she's into getting even. PS: Just AQ's a link arguing that she has CIA 'ties.'

  • bobacus
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She's a hater.

  • Wotak
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Wikileaks needs to go all viral and meep.

Now obviously, there is a bit of a mix up regarding what the women said happened and what actually happened.

meepual harassment - Being hit on by a guy you don't find attractive. ;D

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linkswarm
queue: New link: Get off your lazy meep and photochop Spanky for his birthday!
BeachGoat
Sabbath, Bastrds of Reality
Pepper
Deep Purple, loud as it could go. Nothing like being snubbed by all the neighbors
spod
lou reeds white noise should buzz em'
BeachGoat
Playing horrible music for the party next door that we weren't invited to...buggers!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
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