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Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Arrested

'This will not change our operation,' spokesman for website says

Decider: Admin

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Julian Assange writes op-ed article in the newspaper the Australian defending Wikileaks' actions today

  • hoyaguru
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'A second woman accused Assange of having meep with her without a condom while she was asleep...'

How does that work? Can you really have meep with a sleeping woman without waking her up?

  • SexNinja
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Yes, but first you have to kill her pretty hard so she can't wake up.

  • Dismas
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i'm waiting for the person (you know who you are) who is going to post about the conspiracy theory behind all of this arresting and denying of the bailz

  • Heather
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Isn't it accidental when a condom breaks?

  • nocal
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Isn't it accidental when a condom breaks?

according to the woman, the condom broke, she asked him to stop and put another one on.

on the internet, this is 'an unreasonable request,' but in the real world, thus began a meepual assault.

  • vasudeva
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I must be turning Internet, cause all I hear is a captain partypouper.

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Anyway, five second rule.

I never met a meep that deserved a condom. I don't like this, but I gotta call it like I see it.

  • shitbox
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This idiot should have drugged then raped her, duh.

They just awarded Pollanksy a meep-ton of awards for his latest movie. (note: they are European awards so they don't really count for much, like the US dollar.)

  • shitbox
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At leas Assange's chick was of age. :)

  • nocal
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i rape women unironically. so?

  • JohnLenin
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You're out of the Hipsters Union. Turn in your mustache.

  • Wotak
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C'mon, unless this chick was 3'5' and 75 lbs, there is no way Assange could have done anything to her that she didn't want him to do. Even if she was asleep. A strong fart could knock this little fella off course.

I mean, look at him:

...he's like a little, blonde elf in a business suit.

I call shenanigans.

  • Wotak
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Also, I am literally wet with anticipation waiting for the first batch of bank leaks to hit the front page...

  • JohnLenin
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Jeez, wotak, pick on someone your own size.

  • bobacus
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I'm not so sure that you have the right to complain if you chose to meep this guy, ladies.

  • shitbox
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Here is one accusers website. Looks like she's into getting even. PS: Just AQ's a link arguing that she has CIA 'ties.'

  • bobacus
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She's a hater.

  • Wotak
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Wikileaks needs to go all viral and meep.

Now obviously, there is a bit of a mix up regarding what the women said happened and what actually happened.

meepual harassment - Being hit on by a guy you don't find attractive. ;D

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