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87 YO M WAS ATTEMPTING TO PUT ON JEANS. PUT ONE LEG IN AND LOST BALANCE TRYING T More ...
GrapeApe
spankerchief
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linkswarm
queue: New link: German teen Shouryya Ray solves 300-year-old mathematical riddle posed by Sir Isaac Newton
BeachGoat
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Crapalicio+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Dec03 '10
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19 F - 19 Y/O F SHOT GUN WHILE SITTING ON MILK CRATE, BULLET BOUNCED OFF GROUN D & HIT HER RECTUM DX: GUN SHOT WOUND RECTUM
16 M - PATIENT SHARPENED A BICYCLE NEEDLE & INJECTED AIR INTO meep, C/O DISCOMFORT WHEN HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH. DX - PUNCTURE-LT meep
Dec03 '10
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Hmmm...rectum brings up some interesting reads.
20 M - PT INSERTED AN ENTIRE COAT HANGER FOR FUN UP HIS RECTUM UNABLE TO REMOVE IT FB RECTUM
18 M - PT HAS BASE OF ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH STUCK IN RECTUM. DX: RECTAL FB. (ur doing it wrong. Teeth are on the other end of the body)
41 M - PT'S WIFE PLACED SMALL PLASTIC BABY BOTTLE IN PT'S RECTUM. DX: RECAL FB.
Dec03 '10
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2 F - SHOT IN FACE WITH A BB GUN TX: XRAY, LAB WORK , *, *, WOUND CARE,
78 F - PT PLAYING BINGO AT VFW AND RECEIVED GUN SHOT TO L meepOCKS. DX. GSW L meepOCKS.
Dec03 '10
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Too much good stuff to post... This site is gold.
Dec03 '10
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287 cases involving penises.
ironically, only 43 involve meep.
The meep has been moonlighting in an additional 244 cases not coinciding with meep.
I'm not a statistician, so please keep the boolean arguments to a minimum. Thank you.
Dec03 '10
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RECTUM? I BARELY INSERTED 'UM! DX. RECTAL FB.
Dec03 '10
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Marvel at the number of old people who have slipped in puddles of their own urine.
Dec03 '10
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18 M - PT LIT TEE-SHIRT ON FIRE WHICH ALSO SPREAD TO MATTRESS, HX PSYCH PROBLE MS,UNK IF F.D. ATTENDED, NO BURN MENTIONED, DX MENTAL ILLNESS
Dec03 '10
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27 F PT LOST PART OF A meep IN meep FB meep
How do you 'lose' something in your meep? Wow.
Dec03 '10
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27 F - PT STEPPED ON USED CONDOM YESTERDAY AT MARKET WEARING FLIP FLOPS, WASHED FEET WITH BLEACH C/O BURN. DX - CHEMICAL BURN
Dec05 '10
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66 F White PT FELL OUT OF BED STmeep FACE SUSTAINED A LIP LACERATION
18 M White PT WAS PLAYING VOLLEYBALL AND WA meep IN MOUTH BY ANOTHER PERSONS HEAD AT SCHOOL DX: LACERATION UPPER LIP