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  • bugpubez
  • Nov09 '10
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$4000 Payout For Man Who Flicked-off Police

Step One: 'Fuk you cop' Step Two: Profit

Decider: bobacus

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  • nocal
  • Nov09 '10

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'flicked off' sounds like some kind of fingerbanging euphemism.

'she was pretty horny, but i was exhausted, so i just flicked her off'

  • vasudeva
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I came here to see who was going to be the first in a long line of 'who the meep says flicked off anymore?' I am glad to be only the second.

  • nocal
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i'd like you to note that i said 'fingerbanging'

  • bugpubez
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Yeah - did the urban dictionary thing after I posted the link and noted that Flicked-off is the most common way that people meep up Flipped-off.

I'm sorry for offending your higher-order English language skills, and it certainly won't happen again.

flick you

  • JohnLenin
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He flicked me off and said a cuss word at me

  • nocal
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Yeah - did the urban dictionary thing after I posted the link and noted that Flicked-off is the most common way that people meep up Flipped-off.

I'm sorry for offending your higher-order English language skills, and it certainly won't happen again.

hall of fame for most effortful retraction statement

I'm willing to bet this meepbag ends up having to find himself another county to live in.

  • bugpubez
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Nocal come on. The most effortful retraction was when I pulled out of you mom. Oh! Not only does I have mastered sarcasms, but I has also the repository of best momma snaps.

  • nocal
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if it took that much effort, she probably enjoyed herself

  • bugpubez
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Yes. I'd certainly say she enjoyed it more than I. But let's hope that other swarmers learn from my lesson. No, it's not an urban legend, yes, like all canids, Nocal's mom does have an amazingly powerful vaginal sphincter that makes it all but impossible to withdraw until coitus is complete.

HAHAHA, YES!!!!

Nocal is a well known thin-skinned tourist. Keep up the good work, I'm sure he'll break at any moment now.

  • nocal
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well known thin-skinned tourist

i would like the title above my avatar to read this, post haste

  • Phlebas
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Some call it flicking, others flipping. Some call it having a Coke, some a cola or a pop or a soda and then some people write about sticking their fingers in someone's mother's meep. It's a funny language, English.

  • shitbox
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Children who don't know better call it flicking. People posting on the internets should know better.

I have never heard anyone use the term, verbally or in type. 100% flip off.

Welcome to Sick Burn City.

  • Dumbskull
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I'm trying to catch up here. Bugpubez finger meeped nocals Mom and nocal is upset about vernacular?

  • bugpubez
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hi dumbskull, i think your analysis is spot on. However if in the course of your transdimensional ramblings you should uncover a video or audio feed of this message chain to complement what's here in text, I would greatly appreciate you sharing it. Otherwise, I think in reading it, you've already caught up on all available background info.

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