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  • bugpubez
  • Nov09 '10
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$4000 Payout For Man Who Flicked-off Police

Step One: 'Fuk you cop' Step Two: Profit

Decider: bobacus

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  • nocal
  • Nov09 '10

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'flicked off' sounds like some kind of fingerbanging euphemism.

'she was pretty horny, but i was exhausted, so i just flicked her off'

  • vasudeva
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I came here to see who was going to be the first in a long line of 'who the meep says flicked off anymore?' I am glad to be only the second.

  • nocal
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i'd like you to note that i said 'fingerbanging'

  • bugpubez
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Yeah - did the urban dictionary thing after I posted the link and noted that Flicked-off is the most common way that people meep up Flipped-off.

I'm sorry for offending your higher-order English language skills, and it certainly won't happen again.

flick you

  • JohnLenin
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He flicked me off and said a cuss word at me

  • nocal
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Yeah - did the urban dictionary thing after I posted the link and noted that Flicked-off is the most common way that people meep up Flipped-off.

I'm sorry for offending your higher-order English language skills, and it certainly won't happen again.

hall of fame for most effortful retraction statement

I'm willing to bet this meepbag ends up having to find himself another county to live in.

  • bugpubez
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Nocal come on. The most effortful retraction was when I pulled out of you mom. Oh! Not only does I have mastered sarcasms, but I has also the repository of best momma snaps.

  • nocal
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if it took that much effort, she probably enjoyed herself

  • bugpubez
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Yes. I'd certainly say she enjoyed it more than I. But let's hope that other swarmers learn from my lesson. No, it's not an urban legend, yes, like all canids, Nocal's mom does have an amazingly powerful vaginal sphincter that makes it all but impossible to withdraw until coitus is complete.

HAHAHA, YES!!!!

Nocal is a well known thin-skinned tourist. Keep up the good work, I'm sure he'll break at any moment now.

  • nocal
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well known thin-skinned tourist

i would like the title above my avatar to read this, post haste

  • Phlebas
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Some call it flicking, others flipping. Some call it having a Coke, some a cola or a pop or a soda and then some people write about sticking their fingers in someone's mother's meep. It's a funny language, English.

  • shitbox
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Children who don't know better call it flicking. People posting on the internets should know better.

I have never heard anyone use the term, verbally or in type. 100% flip off.

Welcome to Sick Burn City.

  • Dumbskull
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I'm trying to catch up here. Bugpubez finger meeped nocals Mom and nocal is upset about vernacular?

  • bugpubez
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hi dumbskull, i think your analysis is spot on. However if in the course of your transdimensional ramblings you should uncover a video or audio feed of this message chain to complement what's here in text, I would greatly appreciate you sharing it. Otherwise, I think in reading it, you've already caught up on all available background info.

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spod
lou reeds white noise should buzz em'
BeachGoat
Playing horrible music for the party next door that we weren't invited to...buggers!
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: OK.... What about+
LOki
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I know, this is+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Kimmel Shares Maude's meep
tesco
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: Cold fusion may be+
tesco
on The Cost Of Masculine Crime: [@spankerchief](http+
spankerchi+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I bet you orderedit+
Cryogeneri+
on Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?: I wouldn't waste+
HOBO
You wish your meep was ripping
BeachGoat
on Adios Ray Manzarek: https://www.youtube.+
Heather
on My man , Skanky.: Same.+
linkswarm
queue: New link: How Islamists get head while in London.
spankerchi+
I'd settle for a hoverboard. -With optional Dogjammer.
spankerchi+
IT'S 2013. Where the meep is the jetpack I was promised?!
bobacus
JOURNAL: My man , Skanky.
LOki
also, dog jamming
pete56
on Interview With Charlie Watts: Great find. Charlie+
StartRecor+
Heather
(my meep)
JohnLenin
But the voice will be muffled on account of the fact that it's all the way inside a meep
JohnLenin
I'm putting you in the sequel as a talking catheter
JohnLenin
I will not be silenced
bobacus
oh shut up.
JohnLenin
Also, if dog jamming is my legacy then I will die happy
JohnLenin
fade out
JohnLenin
A bunch of meeping twats are sitting around sipping tea and making sure that one another is doing well and still in the room
JohnLenin
INT. SOME PLACE WITH MIDDLE AGED DUDES - EVENING
JohnLenin
also, the shoutbox would make a meep awful script.
JohnLenin
I didn't save the link to the script. Will have to reupload. unless someone from irc has it still.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Cold fusion, maybe p'raps?
StartRecor+
BeachGoat
MstrLance
The shoutbox could be a script, if we ever wanted to reenact the shoutbox.
spankerchi+
Linkswarm must live.
Senor_Smok+
While you're at it,fix the camphone thread stuff..kthx
Heather
Where is this LS script?
middle_age+
If a person can 'literally- step on a nail, is it safe to say that one could metaphorically step on a nail?
LOki
@ JohnLenin: Dog jamming. LOL.
spod
The Soul Rapers, great band!
bobacus
I knew I could get a rise out of you.
spankerchi+
Actually; I kinda DO.
MstrLance
You'll all sleep better knowing that JL is silently watching.
JohnLenin
I never bailed. I'm always lurking. Hard to chime in on the Dad-Bro circle. And if you compare me to dagwood again I'll rape your soul.
Cryogeneri+
bobacus
meep you JL. You bailed.You're just like Dagwood.
bobacus
By a state or two.
dragonstaf+
Hey Bobacus, sound off if the twister missed you.
dragonstaf+
JohnLenin
I'd like to cash in all of my unused textwar credits to ban everyone from this webbed establishment
spankerchi+
textwarred tesco until 2013-05-27 22:12:35
tesco
on Why Is It So Hard To Quit Smoking?: Next they will want+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Adios Ray Manzarek
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