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Uganda Wants To Hang Its 'top 100' Gays

It's ok to be a power bottom.

Decider: Gethoht

ghostrider well hung gays are the best kind.

nocal

bobacus

Gethoht

Are these meepers just ignorant and uncivilized or are they retardeded and feral? Maybe they evolved from different monkeys that the rest of the world.

Naw, dawg. The whole world hates meeps, they just admit it.

It's just Uganda, it's not like it's anywhere important. No one else's economy collapses because 99.9999% of Uganda is in a perpetual poverty. Yes, gays are the problem. Truly. And it's easy to recruit people cause meepuality is as fragile as a tea cup in a crack house.

Nocal would definitely take it up the pooter if someone asked him.

Wow, and thought I was a bad troll.

I understand it's easy to miss the sarcasm in someone's post do to the lack of a proper emoting system on the internet, but do at least try and think.

Uganda sucks and this is to be expected.

And nocal probably wouldn't take it up the pooter.

meeping liar. We both know he would, and does.

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  • nocal
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it probably feels good to take it up the meep. but i'm too scared to find out.

...unless someone wants to ask politely??

  • flake
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pwease?

  • gork
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I can't wait for the VH1 Top 100 countdown

  • Wotak
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Did they have a contest to sample all of the gays before making this top 100 list?

  • Wotak
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Because if they didn't, this top 100 list is a fraud.

  • Wotak
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Fraudulent meep ranking is a crime and should be punished by forced doo-doo eating.

  • Dismas
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it must be nice for africans to finally have a group to pick on that is more disadvantaged than they are

Just out of curiosity; When you're giving another guy a meep, what's the most tactful way to address his trouble leaving tiny bits of TP that get stuck in your teeth?

:sigh:

God I miss Ann Landers.

  • The_Rat
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'Are these meepers just ignorant and uncivilized or are they retardeded and feral? Maybe they evolved from different monkeys that the rest of the world.'

Well considering the following quote it was American monkeys spreading their hatred around the planet as usual:

'The legislation was drawn up following a visit by leaders of U.S. conservative Christian ministries that promote therapy they say allows gays to become heteromeepual.'

Yeah, well according to Wikipedia there are 264 species of monkeys.

  • Dismas
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what is the difference between a monkey and an ape?

  • GrapeApe
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how fast you meep.

:golf clap:

  • HOBO
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This link is full of meep

  • MstrLance
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It's not even close to full. Give it some time.

  • Wotak
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Yeah, well according to Wikipedia there are 264 species of monkeys.

  • 3 are known to ride pigs.
  • 1 of these 3 is known to do so backwards.
  • Dismas
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