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Crapalicio+
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queue: New link: Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
sunny77
:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?




Oct19 '10
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Waitwait a minute...
Anthropomorphic Cats? CHECK Bullit clips? CHECK Retro 60s set/film effects? CHECK Bad-meep little jam? CHECK
Unrejected for great justice. OG voting below.
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Also...
Nonpolitical/Middle East submission from Acheron? CHECK
Was submitted under Politics, though, but I changed it to Cool. If you want it somewhere else (besides in my personal poophole), let me know.
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good thing we voted on that one.
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lol
u mad?
Oct20 '10
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ke ke ke!
Oct20 '10
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holy meep is badass ... gotta love those wacky canadians
Oct20 '10
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mmmm, cats, the other white meat.
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Grey. The meat is grey.
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Cat meat is red meat, from lions to fluffy - it makes great steak.
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FYI: Fluffy will make some tiny tiny delicious steaks. Remember this the next time he pisses on your shoes or rips a chunk out of your favorite chair.
Note to self: Post kitty recipes.
Oct20 '10
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Really?
Oh, you're using fresh instead of humanely gathered roadkill.
To each his own I guess.
Oct20 '10
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Yep.
Oct20 '10
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I have a recipe for Filipino Rack 'o Lab if that helps.....
Oct20 '10
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Mr. McQueen is not amused.
Oct20 '10
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-1 by GrapeApe , this is what the graveyard was made for.
The level of stupid sometimes surprises me here.
LINK, as in URL, as in SOMETHING meepING INTERESTING, NOTEWORTHY, FUNNY, CONSUMABLE, RELEVANT, ETC....meepING SWARM
meep
seriously
Oct20 '10
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I'm sorry, I think I misheard you. Did you say FATBUSTERSAMURAI?
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Yeah dude, that was funny meep.
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The level of stupid sometimes surprises me here.
Please explain how this is stupid? What is the YOUTUBE graveyard for if not YOUTUBE links? If I was to go on a meepty YOUTUBE link spree then I would be schooled on the fact that the front page is not made for such garbage and I should use the proper facilities for crappy YOUTUBE links (as I have been told before). You and Clav on the other hand get your funny bone tickled and make it happen and if anyone says anything we are stupid? I'm not mad, as Clav asked, but the bullmeep gets thick around here sometimes. Half the junk that you push through or reverse would get a regular swarmer thrown to the lions. Rank has privilege i know, but please explain the stupid here.
meep
seriously
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I'm betting the STUPID thing is about reflexively rejecting anything video. It's true that the basic LinkSwarm ethos has been fairly anti-video back in the day, but this seems to be changing as generally better videos seem to be cropping up less rarely.
That is to say, you are correct that the frontpage isn't made for garbage, and that garbage YouTubes belong in the garbage YouTube thread.
On the other hand, if you've got a non-garbage YouTube, don't avoid submitting it simply because it's a video. Occasionally the best things are videos.
(Specific recommendations as to the value of this particular video left as exercise to the swarmer.)
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Why not just say that sometimes inconsistency is a form of novelty, on occasion and at irregular intervals..
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Yes.
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Thank you for clarification.
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Also, this belongs here for the sheer awesomeness of the avatar provided.
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this is the same type of thing that happens when someone submits a hilarious link and you see:
-1 by nimrod , so meeping terrible
Oct20 '10
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this is the same type of thing that happens when someone submits a crappy link and you see:
+1 by nimrod , so meeping awesome
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This is same type of thing that happens when you see when someone submits something of arguable quality and you see:
+/- by Nimrod, so of meeping arguable quality
Oct20 '10
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ALL OF YOUSE STOP VOTING WRONG RIGHT NOW!
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0 by Ghostrider, i ams sure this link was planted by an admin to get me to vote wrong so they can use it against me later :(
Oct21 '10
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congratulations on yr rifftrax, meepgots. also? on not getting it.
Oct21 '10
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Hey meepgots. Any feelings yes/no about the ability for Alphas to vote anonymously in the queue? It might help you cope with feelings of gayness knowing that you can vote with your heart without fear of gangland meepfare ensuing.
I'd limit it to a very small number of anonymous votes per Alpha every X days.
LinkSwarm probably should be about indulging in guilty pleasures when the need arises.
Oct21 '10
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In favor
Oct21 '10
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I rather like getting gangraped by iFriends and CyberBuddies.
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+1: 1
0: 1
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does anyone care that much about the queue that they need to vote anonymously?
if so, please do the following:
kill self
Oct21 '10
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I like the meephurt lolz, so....nay
Oct21 '10
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I'm trying to make the queue work better.
Arguing at length about what deserves to be on the frontpage isn't my idea of lols; it's closer to my idea of suck.
Sometimes I think things get rejected not because no one likes them, but because everyone knows their name's going to go up in lights and then someone else is going to call them a meepgot for it liking it.
If this is actually the case, then we're seeing content people like getting rejected because, e.g., there's a sense that if you +1 a YouTube, you're going to get 'thrown to the lions'.
This makes the safe bet always a -1, where everyone's too cool for school and nothing gets approved. Which sucks, obviously.
So maybe handing out a couple anonymous votes a day will help fix that. If it works, I'm for trying. (I'd be happy to have overestimated the need for it.)
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Oh I thought you meant going back to all anonymous votes, which spawnd the old 'WTF, who approved this meep' discussion.
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I think a happy medium would be to do away with the vote comments, that wouldn't expose us all to the inner working of most people's brainparts, which is mostly dookie anyway, punctuated by gold here and there.
The gold can still reside in the comments.
Oct21 '10
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+1 by bobacus , Fuk Yea.Ba-boom-boom,Ba Boom boom.
Like this, the sound you hear is the terrorists winning.
Oct21 '10
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http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/unkIVvjZc9Y?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0&hd=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999
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kahuna: I think a happy medium would be to do away with the vote comments, that wouldn't expose us all to the inner working of most people's brainparts, which is mostly dookie anyway, punctuated by gold here and there.
The gold can still reside in the comments.
If everyone likes this idea a whole lot, then we're in luck, because this is exactly how the new engine behaves.
To wit, as you vote in the Alpha Queue...
Legacy vote reasons will be preserved and visible, but future votes will show only a vote and a username.
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Although I'd probably never use it I like the anonymous idea for the lols that will ensue trying to figure out who the chicken meep meep meepgot was who did use it.
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I appreciate why you made it mandatory to provide a reject reason. I appreciate no longer needing to do that. I just appreciate you for who you are, Vas. Let's meat and have a baby now.
Oct21 '10
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guess i'm just having a hard time imagining the person who is scared to admit that they like things.
Oct21 '10
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I say nay. I rather like the way it is and I like when links get rejected or unrejected by admins after the votes were counted. I makes me feel all linkswarmy inside.
Oct21 '10
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Admin approved links after rejection vote makes me feel eelish.
Oct22 '10
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Historic chase scene meep Dog Good quality video from utoob = WIN
ps: i liek meep = UNREJECTED
Thread closed.
Oct22 '10
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Amen.
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I got to admit I gave this video about 5 seconds before I -1. I generally compare animal videos to baby monkey riding backwards on a pig(which is the holy Grail of animal videos). If I gave it a -1 too quickly well Meh. If an admin feels that strongly that they unreject....I'm not losing any sleep over it.
Also, vas if your changing the voting that's cool. Change is good.
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+1 by bobacus , Fuk Yea.Ba-boom-boom,Ba Boom boom.
Like this, the sound you hear is the terrorists winning.
I can't lie to you.I hated it.I was lying.