Millionaire meeps Own Daughter, Launches Huge meepstorm Featuring Some Excellent Journalism
A monstrous article by the ballsiest Village Voice editor yet
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Article contains all necessary components needed for a typical 'Jerry Springer Show' show minus the obligatory midget.
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I would love to see this story turned into a porn movie.
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Great writing
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There's gold-digging and there's gold-digging.
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Mr. Hoots, you shouldn't use that avatar. It's retired.
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meep-LEE meep. Everyone needs to read this. What's more - anyone who has even an inkling of want to be a journalist has to read it. This is Gonzo Journalism with a punk edge: three chords and the truth. The open-letter format drives it. The unrelenting tone, the disgusting facts... Brilliant. Too bad this dude will probably wind-up dead soon. HST would take a hit of something, recline and bathe in pride.
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^ Did you just meep all over your keyboard? And if not, will it be necessary for the writer to die for you to get your nut? Speaking of which, do alternative journalists that uncover incest-related soap operas often get killed in your meep off fantasies?
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Ghostie...
I'm on it. Casting calls this week. PM me.
Oct11 '10
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David Bruce McMahan-and-daughter meepual relationship revealed - Video
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Let me get that for you:
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/knO5Ad7cD0M?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0
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my meep is positively enflamed
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What a sick meep...he should be castorated for the damage done to his daughter.
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meep. this is unreal.
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It does seem a bit unbelievable, doesn't it?
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weirdest part of the whole story (besides the daughter meeping) is that this entire story was unearthed because a reporter was aimlessly combing through lawsuits looking for a story
and what are the chances that this reporter would find the very best one??
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Where did he kiss you?
On my lips.
Open mouth?
Yeah.
French style?
Yep.
What other meepual contact did you have with your father that night other than him kissing you?
We fingermeeped.
Was it good?
It was OK.
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not the best dad i've ever done
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Fill in the blank:
He was an OK meep for a Daddy, but I was hoping for some real kink. He never even forced me to [BLANK]
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What a sick meep...he should be castorated for the damage done to his daughter.
She was in her 20s when this happened and it seems was a willing participant, at least for a while.
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He was an OK meep for a Daddy, but I was hoping for some real kink. He never even forced me to [wear a diaper again so he could change it like back in the old days]
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43%, are you a former hedge-fund manager, a child meeper or a slighted sandy?
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'She was in her 20s when this happened and it seems was a willing participant, at least for a while.'
I'd say giving her six figure salaries in high-level positions at his subsidiary nonprofits, and firing her when she didn't do as he wanted (aka meep) is a pretty meeping powerful kind of manipulation for a confused 20-something.
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Like Frankie Said, 'If She were My Daughter, I'd...'... (about 4:45 into the tune).
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meep
This:
http://www.youtube.com/v/bH3HsZHe_AI?fs=1&hl=en_US&rel=0
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Just a point here: After watching Wotak's video, if a woman is involved in a legal case of a meepual nature, why would she choose to wear a suit coat without an undershirt? Given the right angle, you could see all the way to Cleveland. Obviously, the chick is medicated, but looking meepy probably shouldn't be a priority when giving such a statement.
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I'd say giving her six figure salaries in high-level positions at his subsidiary nonprofits, and firing her when she didn't do as he wanted (aka meep) is a pretty meeping powerful kind of manipulation for a confused 20-something.
Maybe. I don't buy it.
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she's clearly mentally imbalanced, but he was the one with power.
she's meeped up, but he's twice as meeped up.
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Nocal- she's meeped up, but he's twice as meeped up. I think we can go exponential on that one
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It is never a good idea to meep crazy meepes. Even if they are your hot daughter who likes ramming a giant, vibrating meep up your meep.
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Coerced meep with someone in power is one thing, but the stuff described in this article seems to be genetic meepual attraction to me. They were both into it, her probably more for the money (later on in the relationship) and him for her sweet sweet meep.
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So basically there is no victim here, just a couple of really gross people.
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↑ Yes.