Greg Giraldo - Ded

'Greg passed away today at the hospital in New Brunswick as a result of an accidental overdose. His family was by his side.'

Decider: Clavis_Apocalypticae

nocal my +1 meepon isn't showing up...this sucks, he was pretty funny and not very old

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  • nocal
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greg giraldo: ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!

This is terrible.

meep.

  • nocal
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let's roast him

it's what he would have wanted

  • nocal
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greg giraldo is a self-hating cheap man. he just stiffed himself.

even drugs hate greg.

greg went to law school, but has tattoos and rides a motorcycle. similarly, he suddenly refuses to suck my meep.

your career as a comedian is meeped when people are literally disappointed that you aren't geraldo rivera.

at 44, greg wasn't young enough to be 'up-and-coming,' nor was he old enough to 'have a savings account.'

i hope that one day i can be famous enough to be roasted. and have people who don't know me sling generic one-liners on national television.

  • shitbox
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Who would have thought that Artie meeping Lang would have outlived Gerg Giraldo.

Some of his meep was funny as meep, he had meep (that are now decaying).

  • nocal
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Who would have thought that Artie meeping Lang would have outlived Gerg Giraldo.

lol

also, greg giraldo is dead, while [dane cook, carlos mencia, larry the cable guy, that puppet dude, etc.] is still alive

  • dae_su
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i've never actually seen greg giraldo do or say anything funny.

instead i'm mourning the death of norm mcdonalds sense of humor. that clip is one of the most pathetic things ive ever seen. remember when he was funny?

No, really, in all honesty Greg, even though you didn't have as much mainstream success like Leary or Conan, you were one funny meeping dude that brought intelligence to your act w/o compromising the funny. Please give Mitch Hedberg a big wet kiss for me when you see him live at the Laugh Factory - Utopia.

Rest in Peace. Thanks for succeeding in making life just a little bit more bearable. You will be missed.

dae_su... its hard to laugh with giant, black meep stuffed in yer mouth. Trying for once to stopping sucking meep while watching stand-up.

If you want funny, see Greg's last contribution to the roast of Hasselhoff. If you don't laugh, you're litterally dead.

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^ Sad and true.

Side note: Giraldos death has sent Viacom on a copyright removal spree of all the youtube vids of the roasts.

:<

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i took 5 min out of my day to trying to stopping sucking.

now i know that i'm literally ded.

thnx for the advice bro.

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instead i'm mourning the death of norm mcdonalds sense of humor. that clip is one of the most pathetic things ive ever seen. remember when he was funny?

i could see where you're coming from with giraldo (his actual standup routines weren't that good, in my opinion), but that norm macdonald roast is absolutely the best part of any of the recent ones.

if you can't figure out why, well,

i hope that one day i can be famous enough to be roasted. and have people who don't know me sling generic one-liners on national television.

  • Dismas
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I saw this guy live in once at a small venue. He was meeping hilarious. I got to talk to him after his set though and I can't say I am surprised that drugs were involved in his death.

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Yea, norm mcdonald's bit posted earlier was by far the funniest thing on any of the comedy central roasts.

notice that the comedians are losing their meep while the meep crowd thinks he's bombing

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The world isnt' as funny as it was yesterday fo' sure.

Greg's Hasselhoff roast epic - 'Pamela Anderson, you caused me to spill more seed than Muhammad Ali at a bird feeder.'

  • Sumac
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dae_su, I have to disagree. That is some funny meep from Norm. The first time I saw it I was laughing so hard I was crying and very nearly pissed myself. It's the classic switcheroo, but he does it so well.

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