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  • Wotak
  • Sep08 '10
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: Japanese Precision Walking

It gets pretty damned impressive at about 1:40.

Decider: Apocasicarius

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spankerchief My ex wife's team of lawyers looked just like that. (shudder)

dragonstaff

Lownotes

saltpeter

LOki Japanese robot-walkers are . . . .

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godevillivedog They don't even twirl weapons or play instruments.

MstrLance

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Apocasicarius

  • herbhork
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Meh, I guess Wotak wasn't in marching band as a kid.

what was really impressive was their precision in Nanking back in 1937

This does look impressive, but having been intensively trained in the fine art of marching by none other than the United States Navy (why they teach seamen to march is beyond me) I can tell you that it's really nothing more than keeping your ears open and staying lined up with the person in front and on the right. The rest just happens.

  • Wotak
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Hm. I learned a thing or two about marching in the military but I've never seen any US military branches march units diagonally through one another. Now, I'm not saying it hasn't happened, I'm just saying that none of you pukes have submitted a video of it.

I appreciate the decor of it, but it seems to me that marching in a nice tight formation in a battlefield setting might be kind of an incredibly stupid idea.

I could be wrong.

  • spod
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^ that would be priceless! ^

During the Revolutionary War the British thought it was quite unsporting of us to wear camoflage amd hide in trees and bushes.

I wonder if Kim Jong Il has ever thought about the fact that we can see his huge-meep military parades going on in those nice flat arenas with the banked sides that would pretty effectively shelter surrounding civilians...

  • Wotak
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^ Wrong Koreans, dummy.

I was thinking of this: I was wrong anyway, though. The story I got this pic from mentioned that all the people making up the Korean flag were in fact civilians. Nice human shield there KImmy.(golf clap)

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North Korea = Retarded military industrial complex.

South Korea = US subsidized military industrial complex.

Pay attention.

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