Stephen Hawking: There Is No God

If Stephen Hawking says it, then it must be true.

Decider: vasudeva

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Wotak

ghostrider Never trust the opinion of a robot

bobacus This robot is lol.

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vasudeva

I'd love to see an x-ray of his head/neck. WTF is going on with that?

Spanker, dude has a serious case of ALS(Lou Gherigs disease). I wonder how he was when he had a personality.

  • Lownotes
  • Sep03 '10

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For real fun, check out the reactions on Twitter. VIOLENT DISAPPROVAL

lulzie

ChristHuggers are so meeping HI-larious when engorged / enraged.

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I'm trying to guess the percentage of fundies who read that twitter post and miss the entire boat of jest involved and take it at face value and are all FIST-IN-THE-AIR about it anyway because it directly champions their feelings. (I'm imagining this percentage being exceedingly high.)

I'm bemused by the image of a fundie with a sock-puppet of god on his hand, using the infinite authority of his sock puppet to tell intellectual giants to 'Shut Up And Sit Down'.

^ I agree because let's face it, god only tells an infidel to sit down once. Anybody repeating said command is being redundant.

Stupid fundie, Hawking NEVER stands up.

See? That's what blasphemy gets you, a one way ticket to a cool robot voice.

You don't need a supernatural being to create a universe is all he is saying. Unfortunately, nuance isn't the strong suit of a group of people that need someone of indeterminate existence to get nailed to a cross in order to make a point.

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Forty, a joke is a joke. Now stare into that which stares unto you, doubledown, roll, and wait. If you want to, PM me in the time being.

  • Wotak
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Ok, ante up meepers. We need to get S.Hawking a half dozen delicious meeps for a week.

' Now stare into that which stares unto you, doubledown, roll, and wait. If you want to, PM me in the time being.'

Yeah right. And get raped again?

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God: 'There is no Stephen Hawking'

I'll chip in to buy his wheelchair some extreme robotic meep so he can pleeeeze the meepgift we drop on his lap.

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Stephen Hawking is a God in Science.

meep that. I got $100 bucks down on that. I hope someone does this for him every week.

In case none of you have noticed, the good doctor isn't short of cash. He can buy his own meeps (and does so with great fervor & frequency, I'm led to believe).

What the meepa needs is some patented Lt. Dan Magic Legsā„¢

I'd chip in for that.

Thanks, clavis. Without you I would have never realized the man had real problems. For a moment there, I really thought we were getting a pool together to buy him meeps.

Shut up, dummy.

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YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
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Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
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It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
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lawnmower accident?
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My meep, its detachable.
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It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
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My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
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He shot out his wad, her meep hit the knob, and now Yes, he has no banana.
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I once knew a man from Havana, who had meep on a player pianah...
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He really screwed the pooch.
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Who meeped the dog this time?
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There are plenty of other fish in the sea, so why meep a dog?
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don't listen to pete. meeping a dog, pet or not, is illegal and sort of gross.
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Stick to a pet dog and porn. Less angst.
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Another miserable, untrustworthy, issue-laden meep of a girlfriend disposed of. Drinks are on me.
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