Naked Juggalettes (NSFW)

Barely meepual delight, more like a hundred miles of rough road.

Decider: Wotak

dragonstaff meep

nocal is it a requirement to have disgusting meep or what, jesus christ

bobacus

shitbox nasty, no one should be subjected to this

spankerchief Oh look, it's a montage of all the girls currently on Match.Com.

Fracas I couldn't even make it halfway through

Wotak Haha stupid AND ugly.

/paint face like wotak/

meep.

/-paint face like wotak-/

meepit.

  • bobacus
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I'm going to leave this here. Its rather big, and relevant to this thread. http://weendotnetforum16662.yuku.com/topic/14158/t/Juggalo-s-at-it-again.html?page=1

  • Wotak
  • Sep07 '10

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^ Potential Swarmers poast there. Thanks Bob.

  • Wotak
  • Sep07 '10

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I am disappoint that this premium Juggalo bait has failed to attract a single Juggalo comment. Also:

http://www.youtube.com/v/iMv9d1pIoBA?fs=1&hl=en_US

meeping dirtbags.

  • vasudeva
  • Sep07 '10

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There is literally no part of this youtube clip that is not 100% satisfying.

  • bobacus
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I was thinking about how funny it would be to have a lot of ween fans swarming.I am a sincere fan of the absurd.

  • Wotak
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I am a sincere fan of bait and this bait are unbitten.

:ghostiesadface:

  • JohnLenin
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I hope that juggalette opportunist gets aids of the meep.

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Besides the baby escaping a long, terrifying childhood, she also escaped being molested by Dagwood.

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  • spod
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Apparently the scientific name for this phenomenon is 'juggalus retardus', with many thanks to ED.

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/thread

  • LOki
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  • LOki
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Encyclopedia Dramatica - Anabelle Lotus

Anabelle Lotus was born on Mothers Day, May 11th 2008, in Chicago. Upon seeing her mother for the first time, the shocked infant refused to live any longer., thus proving that Juggalos should not copulate. Both parents - mother Julie (a down-on-her-luck Jugglette) and father Joseph - were heartbroken. They proved their love and profound sadness for their lost innocent daughter the only way their meth-rotted juggalo brains knew how: by giving her an Insane Clown Posse-themed funeral. The casket was covered in hatchet-man stickers, ICP songs were played, and Faygo was drunk to the honor of the fallen ninjette. The mourning juggalo army showed up in their finest Hot Topic hoodies at the request of the grieving parents. Thankfully (for us), someone took the time to post pictures on the internet.
  • LOki
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HAMBEAST

Even fat, stupid, and ugly meeps get their little piece of the stage in this sad production called fame.

Too Bad Julz Momma Didn't Miscarriage... or perhaps she did: HAMBEAST.

(mops up puke) (removes hambeast porn from favorites) (calls therapist)

(calls the rapist)

  • bobacus
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Hall of fame this thread.

  • JohnLenin
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Burn this meep to the ground.

  • Wotak
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This is why the wombat should become the official linkswarm mascot. This. This is why.

  • Wotak
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!

Fact: A group of wombats is called a wisdom. Wombats are solitary mammals and do not live in groups, unlike a group of kangaroos which is called a mob.

Fact: Wombats make poor mascots for any kind of swarm.

Fact: Wotak likes wombats because they rhyme with Wotak.

  • bobacus
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Not to mention adorable.

  • spod
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Around these parts the collective for roo's is a 'troop' and group of aboriginals is a mob.

A group of crows is called a murder, now that is more like LS.

Plus they look the avian version of a nigerian.

  • Wotak
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Only in the mind of a meeproach does 'wombat' rhyme with 'wotak'.

The rudimentary brains of meeproaches and locusts teem with antimicrobial compounds that slay harmful E. coli and MRSA, the antibiotic-resistant staph bacterium.

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Locust swarm.

A 404 of locusts. That is a beautiful bug, tho, once you sort it all out...

  • Wotak
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  • nocal
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i leave for a few days.

things change all around me.

i barely recognize what i return to.

and yet...boners are perennial.

thanks linkswarm.

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