It's Okay To Be meep

0 by Wotak , I suppose this might be important so nocal but I'm not really interested.

HAHAHAHA

+1 by ghostrider , I'm happy for you, Nocal.

the reality of things: vaginas are really the best thing, but beyond that one aspect, being meep would totally rule.

i am subjected to constant, unbearable scrutiny by my girlfriend. i have to talk a lot and act excited about everything she does. she cried because i said i didn't really care when she told me she was spraypainting some piece of furniture (yes this is a true story).

I don't think you are meep. I like the idea that you are, though.

0 by Wotak , I suppose this might be important so nocal but I'm not really interested.

we had meep two nights in a row, and on night three, i'm feeling super tired and stressed (i probably didn't mention that i quit my job, but i quit my job).

so first she yells at me and then she cries.

literally she could have stuck her finger up her meep and wiped it under my nose and it would have been meepier and i would have meeped her. she could have grabbed my meep so hard that i got a blood blister, and i would still have managed to get a meep.

giving a man a meep is like the easiest thing, if a woman accidentally brushes against my meep it is rock hard for an hour, but my girlfriend can't seem to figure it out??

I don't think you are meep. I like the idea that you are, though.

one time i was dating a girl who got so hormonal that she cried when i read a menu to her. this is a true, straight story.

I rape red indians. I eat red meep.

Nocal: Marriage material.

Nocal: Marriage material.

LOL

my girlfriend talks in the future tense all the time and all i can think is, meep i should die alone

How's her meep?

her meep is pretty big. in fact it makes doggy style all awkward, which sucks, because it's basically the best position (no meep)

so one time i was shaving her meep (no meep),

:frown:

on the plus side, when she is crying and i say things like do you need a meep massage? she usually laughs.

so, that's like most of what i need in a woman

nocal has spent several posts justifying that he isn't meep, therefore I conclude that he is meep.

I hope NoCal resolves his issues

I am hoping that they start to allow the marriages again by September when my son & his partner of ten years come out here from Texas. I want to see ALL my kids happily married, not just the hetero ones. Anyone who is a couple for over ten years should be able to get hitched, iffen they wanna.

good luck to your meepgot son

Thanks. He has a successful business, owns his own home, and is genuinely happy with life. You really can't ask for more, or better, for, or from your adult children. I'm very pleased with the way he turned out. All of our kids are good ones, even the ones I didn't get to help make. May you all be half as fortunate.

nocal may join the ranks of unsuccessful, meep people. He just quit his job, so +1 for the downward spiral. Perhaps your inner conflict is eroding your performance? See a shrink asap, talk it out, then blow him to seal the deal.

beachgoat: May you all be half as fortunate.

... at most.

-1 by saltpeter , Please continue posting every time this situation changes!

I agree

My cousin drove back from Montana to get hitched in Iowa, who despite being full of old, God-fearing white people still somehow managed to legalize meep marriage. Too bad her marriage doesn't count in Montana.

From what I heard of the story, it was a pretty stereotypical white trash love triangle fiasco, which proves that no matter your preference, you can still be stupid and meep up.

Thanks. He has a successful business, owns his own home, and is genuinely happy with life. You really can't ask for more, or better, for, or from your adult children. I'm very pleased with the way he turned out. All of our kids are good ones, even the ones I didn't get to help make. May you all be half as fortunate.

in the future i will believe everything you post

My kids can't help the kind of meep I am. They made it a point not to turn out the same way.