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Sacramento Woman Describes Dell Tech Support Nightmare

She just wants everyone to understand that she is a victim of these insidious brown people. Personally I don't believe her bullmeep story for a second. Watch the video.

Decider: Clavis_Apocalypticae

Gethoht already on the dot

jwalker giving new meaning to the term media meep

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Wrecker This story is everywhere and does not pass the sniff test.

Clavis_Apocalypticae I love the xenophobe angle in the video report. PURE GOLD.

  • Wotak
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''I said to myself, what are you doing, don't send that expensive package off to that strange brown person on the other side of the world, but then I did it anyway'' :shrug: ''I trusted him and he victimized me and looked at all my meep photos''

This meep needs to get raped by a pack of wild meepers on meth.

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That is the problem with packs of wild meepers... you can never find them when you need them..... i mean unless you are at footlocker

  • Dismas
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How come the white woman in Tennessee's face was blurred out and not the Indian guy... I mean she got $800 of free meep i am confident a prosecutor would consider that willful blindness and hit her with a receiving stolen property charge.

We were told we would have a response in twenty-four hours. We are still waiting it is now twenty seven hours

Who did they contact at Dell? Tech support? I doubt Dell said 24 hours. It takes 24 hours to figure out just who exactly you have to call and e-mail to check out if this guy even works for you. Then you find out he does you have to go ask your boss what to do (and he asks his boss and so on) and then it either comes back to you or you are told someone else is handling it (which is the same as saying it is above your pay grade. And oh yeah, THEY ARE ONLY THREE HOURS LATE!!! It hasn't been weeks meep

It is surprising you don't hear about this more with the amount of outsourcing that goes on where your giving people in some far flung far off land you know access to all your information

This is probably because Indians you talk to on support are usually well educated. I have been told they make what would be a low hourly wage in America. But the per capita income in India is 47740.50 rupees per year. They make the equivalent of $3 US dollars per hours that is 139 rupees. So in about 1,200 hours they make the 'average' income. Assuming they work 50 hour weeks (it is India). In six weeks they reach per-capita level. Let's say they only work 48 weeks a year (i know they always work!!) That means they make 8 times the average income.

Basically I am saying these tech support Indians are making bank by India's standard and probably wouldn't kill their job for some porn pictures of a busted 48-year-old who isn't famous.

ALSO

I have used remote connect so many time. You can end it any time you want if they do some meep you don't like. YOU JUST HAVE TO MOVE THE MOUSE. If she was watching him do meep she should have stopped him. She was probably getting off on him see her naked and hoping he would give her a nice compliment. (old women need those)

She thought this is a trusted source. This is like going to a lawyer or a doctor.

He should be shot for saying something so stupid. If that woman thought that she should be shot too. The female reporter should be raped by a pack of wild meepers, shot and then feed to Wotak's chickens.... Actually I take that back, I have nothing against Tak's chickens and they deserve better than that meep...

Shortly thereafter sixteen nude photographs appeared on a vulgar website created for the sole purpose of display Tara's pictures.

I can't find this 'vulgar' website and the internet never forgets. So i doubt it is out there. If it is can someone please find it so i can fap to it?

Yeah, I was looking as well. Who has got the goods?

I love the internets.

Dismas: You've clearly never had to work tech support before. Some people are so meeping stupid and infuriating that I'd gladly jeopardize ANY job just to screw them over a bit.

she's going to make a pretty penny from dell over this.

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It almost sounds to me like she was paying him to build her a porn site that would make her rich and famous and when it (obviously) didn't pan out (because it was a stupid idea) she decided to become the poor victim of an evil brown person plot in an attempt to get her cash/goods back at Dell's expense.

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TB: Dismas, you've clearly never had to work tech support before.

RONG

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HOLY meep!! The Seizure dancing is meeping awesome!! That is better than the 12 babies killed in track crash video!

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I call this story bull meep...sending a laptop...yeah right.

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her arms remind me of Frankenstein

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