Why The Right Needs Religion
To be called by God to run for office or advised through the secret communication of prayer, as it seems is the case with most conservative politicians these days, provides an immediate trump card of authority to bolster an individual's ambition. It preordains any loss or rejection as either the will of God, or the work of his evil arch nemesis. The fragile ego of the individual remains intact and unblemished.
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?




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This is a pretty significant editorial. Karl Rove, and his cynical campaign plan to embrace Fundychristers to help elect Bush, may have been the most destructive, and even nationally suicidal act in the history of US politics. He pushed a marriage of political and religious dogma that is effectively Constitutional ebola... naaah... this is a linkswarm comment. Not ebola. AIDS
Jul19 '10
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You put far too much power and influence on Rove. ProfitChrist and GOP (and Dems) have slept together for decades.
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My perception of it, Ghostie, is , since the 1999/2000 Bush campaign is that , yeah, while Fundychristers have been a moderately significant US curse, palling around with political heavy weights, since the 50's (I'm even meeping named after one :Peter John Marshall), after Bush was crowned prez by the Supremes, the Fundy influence was exponentiated (not to mention the universal availability of TV and the internet helped it go viral, of course). In short, the fundies were once behind the scenes, advising politicos, who took the advice with a grain of salt. Now politicos embrace meeping madness, to look good to the most religiously radical consitituents...I suspect thaat might have something to do with Allah meep-slapping God , on 9/11.
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I couldn't agree more. Good job, comrade.
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This phenomenon is not new. Religion = Power, from the beginning of history. Think of it this way: politics is just another form of religion, sans gods. Future generations will realize this and choose to organize in a way that values creation, not destruction. wtf am i talking about.
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Think of it this way: politics is just another form of religion, sans gods. Future generations will realize this and choose to organize in a way that values creation, not destruction. wtf am i talking about.
And then everybody died.
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politics=power religion=power Put 'em together and whaddaya got / bippity boppity boo.
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I disagree with this article because there are Democrats (see Blue Dog Coalition) that are just as cozy with religion as Republicans
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I don't doubt there are, Dismas. Theocratic zealotry has probably never been strictly aligned with political ideology, or even liberal of conservative. Denying that the Republicans use Fundychrist dogma as a bludgeon, regarding gays, Muslims, porn, ...think of other bad meep..I got stuck....while the Democrats cater to a more humanist branch of voters, seems to be somewhat lacking in realistic outlook, as per the last decade of excessive Fundy nonesense.(See: American Taliban.)
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To be called by the common good to run for office or advised through the secret understanding of the greater good, as it seems is the case with most liberal politicians these days, provides an immediate trump card of moral superiority to bolster the nanny statist's ambition. It preordains any loss or rejection as either bullying by heartless meanies, or the work of Ayn Rand. The smug assurance in the selfless moral superiority held by these sanctimonious retards remains intact and unblemished.
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Like it or not LOki, the USA and the Constitution were both created by Liberals.
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Karl Rove, and his cynical campaign plan to embrace Fundychristers to help elect Bush, may have been the most destructive, and even nationally suicidal act in the history of US politics.
this is woefully shortsighted. i think if you thought about it for 5 minutes you could come up with 20 events that had a more significant impact on the country. starting with, you know, the secession of south carolina.
The smug assurance in the selfless moral superiority held by these sanctimonious retards remains intact and unblemished.
this schtick is really tired and i'm starting to believe that you're just an extremely dedicated troll (if so, then my hats off). still, i'm going to bite this time: what exactly is your alternative? leadership justified by alleged intellectual superiority rather than alleged moral superiority? no justification at all? in the lokian universe why would someone take office if not to create a better world? I am not trying to mock you here, I am honestly curious.
Like it or not LOki, the USA and the Constitution were both created by Liberals.
kind of irrelevant considering that the term 'liberal' meant something entirely different then than our pop definition of it today.
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AMEN WOTAK!!! DISSENTION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISIM-THOMAS JEFFERSON!!!
revolution meep :)
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kind of irrelevant considering that the term 'liberal' meant something entirely different then than our pop definition of it today.
Your words are bullmeep. The definition of the term is unchanged. The only difference is that FOX news and neo-conservatives have branded the term in a bad light amongst themselves to create a propaganda mantra to chant at those with more forward thinking, open minds.
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Well . . .
wotak entirely wrong again . . . 2x!
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Hahaha wotak is only wrong once mr loki. You see, America was founded by liberals, in the classical sense of Adam Smith and the 16th century. This is true because free trade was all the rage, colonies rebelled over taxation, and so on.
However, apparently wotak doesn't understand that liberal in the US means something completely different from what liberal usually means when referring to politics/economics. Don't worry though, lots of people have problems grasping this.
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The definition of liberal has never changed. It's the same today as it was in 1776. Both of you are applying your own definition to the word and therefor are wrong. Just because neo-conservatives have decided that 'liberal' is a word that defines something bad doesn't make it so. I'll get my definitions from Merriam-Webster rather than Glenn Beck, thank you very much.