Jobs Offers Free 'Bumpers' To Suckers Who Bought The iPhone 4
'We're not perfect,' Jobs told reporters. 'Phones aren't perfect either,' adding 'but we want to make all of our users happy.'
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sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?




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HA HA YES!
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I would buy an iPhone in the blink of an eye.
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Wait, so Jobs says they knew this was a problem and released the phone anyway?
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i'd buy one, if it were free
Jul17 '10
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I would buy an iPhone in the blink of an eye.
Why would you do this?
Jul17 '10
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free bumpers you say?
Jul18 '10
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It's actually kinda magic.
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I own an iPhone 4, and this is my third iPhone - it meeping rocks. Since the phone is made of glass on the front and back, it's in a rubber case out of necessity. Whether Apple gave out free cases or not, I was going to own one anyway.
Even with a screwy antenna, my phone is still better than yours.
Jul18 '10
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Yeah, but my meep is bigger.
Jul18 '10
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Even with a screwy antenna, my phone is still better than yours.
lol
Jul18 '10
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I laughed so hard I dropped my HTC Evo 4G. Fortunately, since it's not made of glass, it's fine.
Jul18 '10
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you all be iPhone haters! meepers.
Posted using my meep iPhone
Jul19 '10
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I've got an old Sony flip phone. I've had it for probably five years...same battery and it sends and receives TELEPHONE MESSAGES. I talk to other people on it.PERIOD.I don't text...no apps...no freaking virtual fish..no bullmeep.
Jul19 '10
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Right on jhuldin!
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We are all proud that you're poor and boring, Jhuldin.
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Wotak: Why would you do this?
Because it's easily one of the best smartphones out right now.
The HTC Evo will probably be my first pick when the battery life issue is fixed.
Jul19 '10
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DROOOOOID
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...but...but....my ringtone is cool. Led Zep..Hey Hey MaMa say the way you move gonna make you sweat gonna make you grooove.....
Jul20 '10
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That is a cool ringtone. The meepty part is finding the exact part of the LP to drop the needle on every time the phone rings.
Jul20 '10
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I grab for my pocket everytime it comes on the radio. The best thing about the antique is it's size..about 2'W x 3'L. I carry it around in my front pocket.
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DROOO...OOID!
Jul20 '10
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I'm siding with Mundhra on this clustermeep.
Jul20 '10
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Okay, time to throw down. Here's my cheap-meep phone:
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Just wait til I can camphone the sweet-meep carphone I've got in my Jeep.
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Spank, you could probably carve a better phone out of leftover wood from your next Frankenchest.
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As soon as the iPhone gets untethered from AT&T.. later '10, early '11, I'm lining up to replace my Blackberry Bold 9700. Hopefully, they will have a new version of 4 out by that time.
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Dent: Spank, you could probably carve a better phone out of leftover wood from your next Frankenchest.
Yeah, it ain't much to look at. But when I'm stuck in the middle of meeping nowhere I'd much rather get some help on the way than play games, sort my pics or take Hi-Def video of me slowly dying.
Jul21 '10
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If you were stuck in the middle of nowhere, you could use one of the zillions of apps to figure out where you are, where to safely dispose of the pre-teen male body you've molested and voided of life, and how to get back in contact with Wotak so you two can safely meet up to meep another child for another night of rape and sniff.
Jul21 '10
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Spank, you promised me that our hobby would be our little secret...
DISAPPOINT!
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oh Impact fall to the stage thanks satisfied