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Jobs Offers Free 'Bumpers' To Suckers Who Bought The iPhone 4

'We're not perfect,' Jobs told reporters. 'Phones aren't perfect either,' adding 'but we want to make all of our users happy.'

Decider: Gethoht

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bobacus Jobs and Gates are losing.

Wotak What a meepgot. I smell a class action lawsuit in the making. I have never owned a phone (not would I) that drops calls because it's being held in a natural manner. What a meeping sham.

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Gethoht derpy derp derp

  • Wotak
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HA HA YES!

  • vasudeva
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I would buy an iPhone in the blink of an eye.

Wait, so Jobs says they knew this was a problem and released the phone anyway?

  • nurglets
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i'd buy one, if it were free

  • Wotak
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I would buy an iPhone in the blink of an eye.

Why would you do this?

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free bumpers you say?

  • Wotak
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It's actually kinda magic.

  • dent
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I own an iPhone 4, and this is my third iPhone - it meeping rocks. Since the phone is made of glass on the front and back, it's in a rubber case out of necessity. Whether Apple gave out free cases or not, I was going to own one anyway.

Even with a screwy antenna, my phone is still better than yours.

Even with a screwy antenna, my phone is still better than yours.

Yeah, but my meep is bigger.

  • Wotak
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Even with a screwy antenna, my phone is still better than yours.

lol

Even with a screwy antenna, my phone is still better than yours.

I laughed so hard I dropped my HTC Evo 4G. Fortunately, since it's not made of glass, it's fine.

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you all be iPhone haters! meepers.

Posted using my meep iPhone

  • JhulDin
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I've got an old Sony flip phone. I've had it for probably five years...same battery and it sends and receives TELEPHONE MESSAGES. I talk to other people on it.PERIOD.I don't text...no apps...no freaking virtual fish..no bullmeep.

  • ozzyozb
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Right on jhuldin!

  • dent
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We are all proud that you're poor and boring, Jhuldin.

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  • vasudeva
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Wotak: Why would you do this?

Because it's easily one of the best smartphones out right now.

The HTC Evo will probably be my first pick when the battery life issue is fixed.

  • mundhra
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DROOOOOID

  • JhulDin
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...but...but....my ringtone is cool. Led Zep..Hey Hey MaMa say the way you move gonna make you sweat gonna make you grooove.....

  • vasudeva
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That is a cool ringtone. The meepty part is finding the exact part of the LP to drop the needle on every time the phone rings.

  • JhulDin
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I grab for my pocket everytime it comes on the radio. The best thing about the antique is it's size..about 2'W x 3'L. I carry it around in my front pocket.

  • mundhra
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DROOO...OOID!

  • Wotak
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I'm siding with Mundhra on this clustermeep.

Okay, time to throw down. Here's my cheap-meep phone:

  • vasudeva
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Just wait til I can camphone the sweet-meep carphone I've got in my Jeep.

  • dent
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Spank, you could probably carve a better phone out of leftover wood from your next Frankenchest.

As soon as the iPhone gets untethered from AT&T.. later '10, early '11, I'm lining up to replace my Blackberry Bold 9700. Hopefully, they will have a new version of 4 out by that time.

Dent: Spank, you could probably carve a better phone out of leftover wood from your next Frankenchest.

Yeah, it ain't much to look at. But when I'm stuck in the middle of meeping nowhere I'd much rather get some help on the way than play games, sort my pics or take Hi-Def video of me slowly dying.

  • dent
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If you were stuck in the middle of nowhere, you could use one of the zillions of apps to figure out where you are, where to safely dispose of the pre-teen male body you've molested and voided of life, and how to get back in contact with Wotak so you two can safely meet up to meep another child for another night of rape and sniff.

  • Wotak
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Spank, you promised me that our hobby would be our little secret...

DISAPPOINT!

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