Mel Gibson Loses His meep. Again.

'You look like a meepin pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of meepers, it will be your fault.'

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  • BeachGoat
  • Jul03 '10

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Just sounds like he was callin' it like like sees it

'You look like a meepin pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of meepers, it will be your fault.'

That's how I felt about Monica Bellucci when I saw The Passion of the Christ.

Is it still racist if she does indeed get raped by a pack of meepers?

They are known to do that.

  • JohnLenin
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'You look like a meepin pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of meepers, it will be your fault.'

That's how I felt about Jodi Foster when I saw The Accused.

I was half right.

  • sugarslim
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if you get raped by a pack of meepers, it will be your fault.'

meme'd

This will be remembered as the day the internets were officially no longer safe for black folk.

meeps already were kind of a meeper free zone, but now its real.

  • acheron
  • Jul03 '10

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Oksana insists, 'I didn't do anything.'

'Did so,' Mel responds.

  • Wotak
  • Jul03 '10

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Mel should join LinkSwarm.

  • JohnLenin
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Sure, but if he gets raped by a pack of meepers it's your fault.

  • pete56
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lol... Mel'd certainly feel at home here, Wotak. Seems his daddy moving the family to OZ, to avoid getting sucked into the war machine, didn't quell good Christian zealot Mels embracing the US penchant for violent racism.

He learned the hard way that those imaginary lines on the map and weird squiggly marks don't make for a 'better' slag. Serves him right.

  • Wotak
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If Mel get's raped by a pack of meepers, he'll need a bit of this to help recover from his unfortunate experience.

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=11414505&server=vimeo.com&show_title=0&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=ffffff&fullscreen=1

You see, this is what LinkSwarm does. We're here to help you recover from your negative meeper-caused bad experiences.

  • Dismas
  • Jul04 '10

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what the meep does stephen fry have to do with anything

  • JohnLenin
  • Jul04 '10

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Fry has everything to do with everything.

  • Wotak
  • Jul04 '10

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Dismas, just relax and let us help you gently. Otherwise we'll have to hold you down and force our help into you like a pack of wild meepers.

  • ozzyozb
  • Jul04 '10

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Wotak I just want to say thank you for the best 30+ minutes I have ever spent on the net.

^ Sounds like ozzy enjoyed the meepers just fine.

  • BeachGoat
  • Jul10 '10

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Finally, the AUDIO is posted so we can hear Mel in all his Glory.

Still think he was just callin' it like he saw it, but that's just me. Rosie thinks he's an meep. I guess a lot of people feel betrayed by him after supporting his bullmeep last time.

I really don't like the guy, but you have to feel a little sorry for anybody trying to talk his daughter into maintaining some dignity while she's going through her trashy stage.

More audio released today. He threatens to kill her, and also admits that he knocked her meeping teeth out.

Hey, if I had a daughter who was dressed like a pig in heat, and I didn't tell her, and she was then raped by a pack of meepers, I would never be able to forgive myself. Or the Jews who sent the pack of meepers after her.

  • Wotak
  • Jul12 '10

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More from this nutjob:

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  • Wotak
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  • SexNinja
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hahaha that is so awesome. He sounds completely certifiable.

  • Wotak
  • Jul13 '10

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If you're rich as meep, you can be just as batmeep crazy as you want to be. They'll just refer to you as 'eccentric' in the news instead of 'holy meep what a nutjob!'.

^ Yup.

He can't say anything to kill his career, as he simply funds his own movies out of pocket. It almost makes me wish I was an Australian drunk catholic jew-hating movie star....almost.

  • JohnLenin
  • Jul13 '10

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I can just imagine him prancing around his mansion spreading meep everywhere. South Park should do that.

  • Wotak
  • Jul13 '10

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^ With Danny Glover hiding in the closet. Yes.

He'd better hope she stays good and healthy. I wonder if she was thinking 'insurance policy' when she made these tapes?

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