Earthquake Shakes Eastern Canada, Felt In Several U.S. States
At first i thought it was the fat guy who lives below me.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
middle_age+
Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+




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Oh, Golly!
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''You guys are meep! I used to walk uphill through 5.0 earthquakes, barefoot, in blizzards, under tsunamis, through acid rain, around mudslides, through the great depression, over hamburger hill, through alligator filled swamps, next to a pyroclasmic volcano and across the river Styx just to get to my one room school house every morning when I was a kid!''
-BeachGoat
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...and we were on acid, and had to grow our own Thai sticks in the meeping grapevines of the California Coast!
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I actually did attend a one room school house in Cambria for continuation school for a year,btw.
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WHAT ELSE DID YOU DO?
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Made a great macrame plant hanger for Tim Leary and a roach clip for Dave Crosby
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Let me tell you about the time I was in Oakland scalping tickets....
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TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU BABYSAT THEIR KIDS THEN THEY DIED AND THEN YOU HAD A LARGE EMOTION ABOUT IT
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who do we know in Canada? i want to know how Canadians react to earthquakes
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let me tell you about the time i was living in a known earthquake area and scoffed at those who weren't shortly after THEY JUST EXPERIENCED THEIR OWN
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I didn't even feel it in Toronto but other family members did notice it in other rooms. Guess I am just an insensitive meep.
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PS: Someone really paid $4 to force this avatar on me? Hope it was in American dollars. What is that in Pesos? 2 Pesos?
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Isn't it like 10,000 pesos to the dollar?
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Currently: 1 USD = 1.04 CAD - so it would appear that, by the narrowest of margins,
YOU LOSE meepGOT
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The_Rat: PS: Someone really paid $4 to force this avatar on me?
Correction: Someone really paid to force this avatar on you all summer.
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This is what makes the earthquake remarkable, if it happened anywhere else it would have been more severe.
Basically, an earthquake here is a big deal due to it's rarity.
Also, thread delivers!
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I believe you meant THIS, doctah jones.
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Hmmm lul.
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We felt it here in Kitchener... Was on 3rd floor of Office building and it felt like the building was slowly spinning. Pretty cool...
I know a lot of people in Ottawa, closer to the epicenter and they said it was a little scary. The guy I talked to was in his basement under a beam, his chimney broke off and he had a broken window...
All in all not too bad. Almost pleasant!
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Wotak, it was a commentary about the state of your economy. Too subtle for you?
vasudeva glad I was able to help put more money into your pocket for what is essentially a lower end version of Fark.com
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We're all American here, can't we just get along?
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But some are more American than others.
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Wotak, it was a commentary about the state of your economy. Too subtle for you?
Firstly, I would just like point out to you that the Canadian and American economies are joined at the hip.
Secondly, your dollar is worth less than the American dollar and has been worth less than the American dollar for almost forever.
Thirdly, you are too retarded to be subtle.
Fourthly, Your dollar is worth less Pesos than the American dollar. SURPRISE MATHS FOR YOU, RETARD!
Fifthly, America has a lot of stupid people in it but the laziest and stupidest immigrants all go to Canada for it's superior welfare programs. This is a fact that I am intimately familiar with having spent many, many of my days in Canadian manufacturing facilities.
Sixthly, You have been owned so completely and so often that you're probably easiest described as a second hand pocket meep. Congratulations, you ignorant subhuman specimen.
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hrm, defiantly insulting the very website you frequent. YOU GO GIRL!
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To be honest, and not to detract from those still unemployed, but Ratfink, the US Economy is actually rebounding quite well. Hopefully, and if tradition holds, rehires and new hires numbers will increase over the next twelve to eighteen months. This isn't to say that everyone is going to get rehired in their original occupation, but jobs will return. Now, let's check out how the rest of the meeping world is doing? Hopefully, they get well soon, as we are all sharing the same economic seminal fluids. Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Bad simile.
Now go back to your Jihad planning in whatever rat's meep suburb you are plotting from in our sister country. Hopefully, the authorities will pick your brown meep up soon enough.
Lastly, the earthquake was obviously caused by Rush prepping for their world tour.
Living on a lighted stage.......
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So, earthquakes are created by giant suck?
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Easy there, friend.
Insult my religion, my wife, or my fat meep, but LEAVE RUSH ALONE.
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The_Rat: a lower end version of Fark.com
This comparison insults your own mentality, not my work. It's your opinion of how you waste your time.
(Coincidentally, I also agree you're an almost[1] irredeemably uninteresting meep, but for entirely different reasons.)
[1] Occasionally you make a sweet funny. These are even more precious coming from you given the contrast with your typical work, and believe you me, I cherish each and every one.
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