Senators Propose Granting President Emergency Internet Power

All yer internets are belong to president .

Decider: bobacus

Fracas

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spankerchief Shut off my porn and I will march on washington RIGHT meepING NOW.

Wotak

bobacus

A new U.S. Senate bill would grant the president far-reaching emergency powers to seize control of or even shut down portions of the Internet.

As long as it's not the portion I use, I have no problem with this.

possibly wikileaks related?

  • The_Rat
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Another example of why the world hates the USA.

USA doesn't care what the rest of the world thinks, and why should we? We're the only ones who matter. We make the rules and you know this. Sucks to be you.

  • vasudeva
  • Jun19 '10

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The US did invent the Internet. I mean, actually really birthed it. So if we want to shut it down to protect our interests, well, meep you.

Pierre.

  • pete56
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Nice that one guy ( who you might not have voted for)can now potentially shut down your entertainment, and maybe even your business, on the implausible premise of 'national security'. That ANYBODY would applaud this wide-ranging censorship (besides enemies of the US) is ...depressing. How far have you guys fallen into the 'but it's for our security' pit?

  • vasudeva
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It's for our own good.

I say we ban the black meepsucker!

  • Mofo
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You think a blackberry addict president that basically won his campaign through efforts on the internet would shut the internet down?

  • SexNinja
  • Jun19 '10

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If the right corporation(s) paid him enough, yes.

  • spod
  • Jun20 '10

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exactly, he is just a poppet

  • Steel
  • Jun21 '10

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I sense that I will be reading less information about the BP Oil 'Spill' soon.

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