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Snakes Are Disappearing

Researchers examined records for 17 snake populations covering eight species over the last few decades, and found most had declined markedly.

Decider: middle_age_man

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shitbox Bees, snakes, personal liberties, sanity? GFYS

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  • dqham
  • Jun14 '10

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Good!

  • Doob
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you'd never know it, hanging around my place.little meeps pop out when you least expect it and are ill-equipped to mete out justice

Blame St. Patrick

  • BeachGoat
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  • flake
  • Jun14 '10

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snake orgy?

  • BeachGoat
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Actually, yes.

  • GrapeApe
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There are still plenty to go around in south texas. This year is pretty wet by our standards, that means more rabbits and mice, which means more rattlesnakes.

come over here and i'll show you a snake.

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Hey I found some of them! I've seen more snakes around my place this year than any other time. I killed a pygmy rattler and a four foot long black snake startled the meep out of me and my clawless cat.

  • Dismas
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Apparently the Trouser Snake population is still strong

  • hoyaguru
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Maybe the honey bees are responsable.

I saw an old lady buying 20 pounds of hamburger in a butcher shop. I didn't like it, I didn't like it one bit. I suspect she had swarms of golden bees waiting for her back at her apartment, just waiting for that fresh ground meat. Realistically, why would an old lady be buying that much hamburger unless it was for her bees?

  • Wotak
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Some old ladies pack their vaginae with ground beef to hold their uterus's in...

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Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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"It's a Boy!"
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
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Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
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HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
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MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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