Struck By Lightning During Wedding Proposal

Her last words were, ''God, baby, look how beautiful it is.'

Decider: Wotak

ghostrider lol

bobacus

saltpeter

Wotak It was for the best...

'...people in rubber shoes or boots. The rubber will 'ground' a person...'

:facepalm:

  • Steel
  • Jun09 '10

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God didn't want you to hide the fact that you are a HUGE meep!

That man got done an awesome favor.

I think that's God's way of objecting to the union.

  • Stump
  • Jun10 '10

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A friend that was living in Florida at the time went had to go to the ER and he struck up a conversation with this guy next to him. He said the guy smelled funny and his clothes were all torn up, he asks him why he's there and the guy says 'Got struck by lightning.

Again.'

It was apparently the fourth time he was hit.

Apparently nature does not respect the sanctity of marriage.

  • mundhra
  • Jun10 '10

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i've always heard that once you've been struck by lightning, your chances of getting hit again go up astronomically.

  • vasudeva
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It charges your wig positively. From then on out, your wig's fibers will attract lightning from above, also bats.

I was under the assumption that bats and lightning were mutually exclusive. I took a college course that totally discredited Sesame street.

  • vasudeva
  • Jun10 '10

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Well yeah but bats' sonar lets them detect lightning burns which for some reason smell like delicious roasted insects.

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