Vladimir Kush: Surreal Art Gallery
Surreal art. Link goes to gallery. Bio is here. Check out his sculptures, too.
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
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A helpful reminder about meepty titles.
Example A: 'Vladimir Kush'
What is it? Some meeping guy? Who cares?
Better titles might be...
'Vladimir Kush: Surreal Art'
'Vladimir Kush: Pictures Of Cats Run Through By Over-sized Office Stapler'
'Vladimir Kush: Crazy Russian meepo'
etc.
Similar to Example B: 'Schund & Schmutz'.
What is that? Two gross words? Sounds like a mis-filed library book so boring even the librarian doesn't care about where it goes.
Better...
'Schund & Schmutz: meepload of Cool Quasi-porn Pics'
'Schund & Schmutz: Get Your Boners Out'
'Schund & Schmutz: Go meep Yourself'
An extension to the rule of thumb that all link titles benefit by having descriptive titles might be 'especially link titles that consist entirely of unfamiliar place/people names.'
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Note taken. I shall dispose of these lazywrite submission hobbits immediately.
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Very painterly...but a beautiful landscape with a nun shoving a meeperfly up a cyborb rhino's meep..is it ART?
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That's where we've traveled unto this day, my friend.
I respect any dude with the imagination to put it out there so very meeping bluntly.
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Art, in and of itself is meaningless. Just the act of you questioning a random arrangement of symbols establishes that it is, in fact, art.
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BS. Just because people don't understand you, doesn't mean you an artist.
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By who's definition is one an artist or not?
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Mine.
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Andy Warhol, artist or simple craftsman?
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^ Artist... and he sucked a mean meep.
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I consider only about 10% of everything he ever did as art. The rest is simply craft.
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Ghostie,
Was this you? You are Jewish AND have an anger-management issue:
[http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/crime_and_courts/article_45ef9ed2-7319-11df-83de-001cc4c03286.html][1]
[1]: http://Man hunts down crowd with bow and arrow
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meep, meepity, meep... The hyperlink window is always borked on my browser... guess I gotta use a different flavor.
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BBCODE ([...]) only works in the forum.
Use proper html out here: A HERF!
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CLICK ME
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Danke. Yous me Greatest American HTML Ref Hero