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  • May21 '10
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Pat Metheny On Kenny G: Sweetest Jazz-world Flame Post You Ever Read

But when Kenny G decided that it was appropriate for him to defile the music of the man who is probably the greatest jazz musician that has ever lived by spewing his lame-meep, jive, pseudo bluesy, out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, meeped up playing all over one of the great Louis's tracks (even one of his lesser ones), he did something that I would not have imagined possible.

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meep. yes.

  • Wotak
  • May21 '10

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lol, jazz purists are so meeping into it, man.

  • acheron
  • May22 '10

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You don't have to be a purist to hate meeping kenny g. Hating kenny g is one of the first and easiest lessons in jazz. The worst thing is that he is the identified player of the soprano sax now-anyone who hears one thinks 'kenny g' which is a crying shame because it can be a lovely instrument. The fact that the mothermeeper hasn't taken the time to improve over the years.

Don't be meepin' with Satchmo.

Kenny G can ram his sax up an elephant's meep and blow.

Now if we can just get some guitar players to critique one another, perhaps Jimmy Page's take on Richie Sambora.

  • GrapeApe
  • May22 '10

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Why stop there Big? I would also like to see Neil Peart's take on Tommy Lee..

bitter pat metheny is bitter

  • spod
  • Jun07 '10

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Pat Methany comes across as an elitist meep.

A very funny link though.

  • Wotak
  • Jun08 '10

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Jazz comes across as the average ego wanker's misguided idea of music with lots of scales and theory jammed into their mellons but not a whole lot of creativity and artistic gifts they didn't have to practice for most of their lives to painstakingly display ONE meepING TIME.

Jazz is dead because nobody really cares about cyborg music and the many junkies that puked it, while trying to convince the dude in the fedora at the back of the smoky room that this latest 75 note scale was the official birth of something new and great.

meep some Jazz.

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