Steve Jobs Offers World Freedom From Porn

It may be that this is bullmeep, maybe not.

I'd hate to think that Mr. Jobs has come all this way, amassed all of this wealth and now intends to use his money and power to singlehandedly beat porn off of the internet. For the porn industry, this must be seen as a huge blow from Jobs. I mean, someone needs to get a leg up on this issue and ask Apple to meep Mr. Jobs off this disastrous course of action before it's too late.

this will all change when it is revealed that his ipad is full of mitten-meep videos.

I mean, someone needs to get a leg up on this issue and ask Apple to meep Mr. Jobs off this disastrous course of action before it's too late.

I mean, someone needs to get a leg up on this issue and ask Apple to meep Mr. Jobs off this disastrous course of action before it comes to a sticky climax.

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Steve is losing the plot big-time. I wonder how long this paranoia has been building and when is he going to lock himself in his room, designing wooden aeroplanes?

Freedom from porn, it's a little ironic, when you realize that most porn is rendered in Final Cut Pro.

I render mine in lard.

theye only invented the interweb so we could share porn, i was all happy when i upgraded to my new 14,400 baud modem and the fist thing i did was hit up the mchenry bulletin board,

Steve Jobs is a meeptardmeepmonkey

meep, Apple is run by a Conservative Christian? So much for their artistic hippy demographics

This Ryan Tate guy comes off like a meepbag.

I like the repeated, so likely intentional, misspelling of Cocoa as 'Coca' for example.

I immediately disregard arguments from people who type 'Micro$oft' and by the transitive property I christen this guy with the same intellectual pee-champagne.

Also a total whiff on 'Flash vs. Cocoa' in that everything everywhere supports HTML5 or will soon, and Wired is a magazine last I checked so that's probably the most appropriate technology for them anyway. I see no reason to hate on the Flash ban because Wired was too stupid to use HTML to, y'know, publish magazine articles. Which is kind of what HTML is made for.

Steve's parting shot was seriously lame, granted, but I also like how this story ends at the part where its like 'look guys, I flamed and I flamed and I finally got under his skin lol'.

Bill Gates fully endorses porn and finally wins 100% market share