fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
spankerchi+
on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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:
middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
StartRecor+
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
Crapalicio+
on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.




May14 '10
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Stranger in a strange land, starship trooper, time enough for love, and the cat who walked through walls are all great books.
May14 '10
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Heinlein's Have Space Suit-Will Travel was the first scifi book I ever read. Loved it.
I also loved everything thing that Asimov ever did. He has some great short stories. See: Nightfall and The Last Question. His autobiographies were fun to read, too.
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Hoyaguru: I used Calibre to convert my entire ebook collection (pdfs, txt, etc) to ePub format (same format that Kindle uses) for my iPad. It's super easy to use, it's free, and it's meeping AWESOME.
With PDFs you have to meep around with the settings a bit so that a 300 page book doesn't explode into a 900 page monster with 600 blank pages, but it is totally worth the minuscule effort.
May14 '10
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I liked 'The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress'.
May14 '10
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And her meep is a fearful master.
May14 '10
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Clavis, thanks for the tip. Turns out I have read some Heinlein back in the day, Stranger in a Strange Land, and Starship Troopers. I guess I'll just download them all, and get to them someday.
May14 '10
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Luff.
May14 '10
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Another suggestion: Dresden Files and Codex Alera
So... I never read past the first Dune book. Is it worth going further?
May15 '10
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I read Nightfall for the first time like 3 weeks ago in a collection of sci fi stories.Good meep.
May15 '10
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I just bought 3 books last month at the local Barnes and Nobles, and they cost me 8 bucks apiece, for normal sized paperbacks. Going by this, I've downloaded so far at least $8000 worth of free books (and I'm still downloading), thanks to saltpeter, and I have enough books to read for the next several years, if not the next decade. As thanks, I'd like to buy saltpeter 6 months worth of subscription for LinkSwarm (it would be more, but I got laid off last month). How does one go about paying for a subscription for someone else?
I'm guessing a lot of people out here have saved a meepload of money because of this link, maybe we could all pitch in and hook saltpeter up. Just a thought...
May15 '10
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what a buncha geekboy nerd meepin scifi fanboyz. meep, I mean I've read Asimov, Herbert and some Heinlein but y'all gettin giddy bout this meep.
May15 '10
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^you came to the wrong party, mister
May15 '10
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hoyaguru: How does one go about paying for a subscription for someone else?
One messages me and gets the secrets in return. One day, I hope to return to a more obvious 'go click the link that you see over there' system. This will take some fancy flashdancing on my part first though.
May15 '10
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You should probably hall of fame this. The nerdswarm has spoken.
May15 '10
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I'll add my two cents.
May15 '10
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Vas, I messaged you yesterday, please message me back.
May15 '10
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what a buncha geekboy nerd meepin scifi fanboyz. meep, I mean I've read Asimov, Herbert and some Heinlein but y'all gettin giddy bout this meep.
I'm guessing you don't read very much. I can go through a good novel in one or two days, but as expensive as they are now, it would cost a fortune to pay for enough books to keep me reading. This link is like getting a new library for free, I haven't even heard of a lot of these authors, and I'm guessing a lot of them are going to be as good as the ones they are listed next to that I do know.
May15 '10
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I don't read very fast, still getting used to having to wear glasses, so no I don't consume books like some, but I read plenty. Anybody got cluez on preferred settings for reading online? I'd rather pick up a book than read a whole novel onscreen. Oh, and; the LIBARY is free.
May15 '10
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^ Check out the dictionary section.
May16 '10
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I'm not allowed in my local library any more. Stupid 'indecent exposure' laws.
May16 '10
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Yeah, but who doesn't want to show those librarians their junk, just once?
I mean meep. Librarians, dude! They're like MILF's mixed with hot soccer moms with a twist of hot teacher.
May16 '10
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^
Especially when they highlight the naughty sections with you.
May16 '10
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^ Who are you?
May16 '10
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Hoyaguru: I mean private message. Not sure what you sent but I haven't seen anything.
May16 '10
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Vas, sent another PM, if you don't get it, PM me and I'll try to do a reply to it.
May21 '10
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nice now to find time to read them. Good thing I just got an ipad hehe.
May28 '10
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reading is for queers..
Dec25 '10
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Doesn't it suck when something you clipswarm'd disappears from the Internets? Thanks a lot Obama!
Dec25 '10
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GODDAMNIT
Dec25 '10
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There's still this one.