Outcrazying The Crazy: How A Prankster Plans To Infiltrate And Destroy The Tea Party Movement
They'll dress like tea partiers, talk like tea partiers and carry signs like tea partiers. In fact, according to Levin they'll be completely indistinguishable from tea partiers, except for one thing -- they won't be out-crazied by anyone.
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And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
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Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
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Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
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I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
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I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MIT's new coating should help with that.
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Ahh. One of those.
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Not to my knowledge. Details please.
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That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
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Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
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Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
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Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?




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The more I think about this, the more it sucks. Giving the tea party more ammo to blame liberals for their own failures really will make them easier to like-minded people to stomach.
The group is taking Levin's plan -- and the possibility of other infiltrators -- pretty seriously, and is planning to point out and confront anyone with a 'racist or offensive' sign at a rally on Thursday.
Great, so now they've got a partisan reason to self-police, and not just a public-relations one. Well, thanks for making them actually clean up their act, you meeping spoilsport.
Also, I can't help but notice whoever wrote this article uses the same weighted language Fox News does ('small panic', 'scariest man in the tea party universe', 'getting nervous'). I hadn't notice that on a TPM site before, but it sucks.
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I don't like that it will give them a scapegoat to point at and blame anything bad or crazy or violent or misspelled on but if they can get enough people laughing at them I think it could make them crawl back under their rocks.
When you are trying to be serious and people are laughing uncontrollably at you it kind of leaves you with no viable options but retreat. Not sure how effective these guys would be toward that end, but that seems to be their motivation.
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Yeah, but tea partiers seem to have the same way of thinking as Republicans -- I think of them as fed-up Republicans (and that faux-political segment of the population that just puts its faith into whatever it has most recently heard uttered with conviction by an approved authority figure that suggests sympathy with their particular mundane plight) with quadruple the dose of self-justifying quotidian outrage. Like reptiles, they don't retreat in the face of opposition because every struggle immediately escalates in significance to a life-or-death battle for 'blood and treasure' or 'our way of life' or 'our future children's safety and pursuit of happiness' or whatever mothers-milk soundbite is currently serving as philosophy to their animalistic back-brain urges. So, like Republicans, they won't get confused and disband; they'll double down in ideological fervor, design sniff tests and pillory those who don't pass.
The way you defeat the tea party, I'd think, is to continue letting it seduce the stupidest 40% of the populace into it[1], then let them prove themselves dangerously retarded to the remaining 60%. I fear this kind of development makes that proof weak.
[1] But! What if 60% of the nation is stupid enough?
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I kind of agree with vasudeva on this one. With this type of 'infiltration' all you accomplish is an excuse clause for the morons. Every time a racist or misspelled idiot sign hits the news, they'll claim it was a dirty democrat and plaster it all over FOX news to prove how civil and reasonable they are and how insidious the enemy, liberal smeep are.
On the other hand, this story could easily have been dreamed up by a Tea Party insider who's only intent is to create that excuse clause to point to later as the retards are filmed raising their idiot signs. I mean, there has to be a few individuals within the Tea Party movement that are smart enough to recognize the fact that their movement is sucking the smeep off of the bottom of America's genetic petri dish... How better to distance the movement from their idiocy than to set up a claim that they're just infiltrators trying to make us look bad? - It's a pretty good way of pretending the morons aren't a part of the movement while at the same time not offending them and turning them away. Then they can have their turn out numbers and build an excuse in for every 'retard with a sign' pic that pops up in the media.
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On the plus side, this will work the paranoia that tea-baggers typically display so much of, against themselves. I'd love to see one tea-bagger accuse another actual tea bagger of being an infiltrator because that person is yelling something stupid or carrying a stupid sign. Hilarity is sure to ensue.
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One thing is certain: I will be glued to my tv's and internets to watch this meep play out tomorrow. I'm treating the taxday protests like a Superbowl event where the competition is sure to be full of retardeds who will all lose.
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meeproach: On the plus side, this will work the paranoia that tea-baggers typically display so much of, against themselves. I'd love to see one tea-bagger accuse another actual tea bagger of being an infiltrator because that person is yelling something stupid or carrying a stupid sign. Hilarity is sure to ensue.
Oh, this is an excellent point.
wotak: I will be glued to my tv
So is this. No matter what fractures do or don't occur, I expect the tea party and related appurtenances to provide excellent meeping tv starting in 2011, which really means, it's this kind of meep that has redeemed Internet video for me.
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We just had ours here. Dumb mothermeeps riding around with star-spangled cowboy hats on like Dolly Parton in some mid-70s cracker-meep dipmeep hoss movie, and some other dumbmeeps were proudly waving the American flag upside down... which, hysteria aside -- because I suspect the intent of the phrase 'distress signal' doesn't intersect with 'i'm being a big babypants about some policies I don't understand but sure hate' -- goes against the federal flag code, and was cheerfully defended as freedom of speech by the ACLU, a fact I find lolsome.
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vasudeva: ''We just had ours here. Dumb mothermeeps riding around with star-spangled cowboy hats on like Dolly Parton in some mid-70s cracker-meep dipmeep hoss movie, and some other dumbmeeps were proudly waving the American flag upside down... which, hysteria aside -- because I suspect the intent of the phrase 'distress signal' doesn't intersect with 'i'm being a big babypants about some policies I don't understand but sure hate' -- goes against the federal flag code, and was cheerfully defended as freedom of speech by the ACLU, a fact I find lolsome.''
This is actually funny to me because I just received and a random FWD THIS PLZ spammail from someone in my contacts list that included these images:

followed by this retarded rant:
so tell me...is this ok ?
Subject: Montebello High School in California
They said this could never happen in The U.S.A.
Montebello High School in California You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the front page of the NY Times, nor on the lead story of the major news networks. The protestors at Montebello High School took the American flag off the school's flag pole and hung it upside down while putting up the Mexican flag over it.(scary flag pictures inserted here)
I predict this stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/ amnesty plan on the table in Washington ... The image of the American flag subsumed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail.
Pass this along to every American citizen in youraddress books and to every representative in the state and federal government.. If you choose to remain uninvolved, do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since it will be 'redistributed' to the activists while you are so peacefully staying out of the 'fray'. Check history, it is full of nations/empires that disappeared when its citizens no longer held their core beliefs and values. One person CAN make a difference....
One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one........ ..
The battle for our secure borders and immigration laws that actually mean something, however, hasn't even begun.
If this ticks YOU off....PASS IT ON!
IF IT DOESN'T IT SHOULD!
I then noticed that it had been forwarded to about 100 other people so reply-all'd with this message:
While offensive to many including myself, this act is protected by our Bill of Rights and the Constitution of the United States of America... which I support 100% as the only true laws of our country. Our freedom of speech isn't something that exists only for us patriotic Americans. It exists for all Americans regardless of race or for how many generations they have lived here.
Like it or not it's clearly defined in the very domeepents that make this country great and I took an oath as American soldier to defend and protect those domeepents and the laws they define in order to protect the freedoms of my fellow Americans.
Being American means being free to voice dissent and that freedom is guaranteed for all Americans and MUST be protected at all costs. Whether or not we like what is being said is irrelevant, we can't have it both ways.
Just a thought...
Pass it on.
Somehow, I don't think my reply will enjoy anywhere near as much circulation by the mouth breathers that were forwarding around the meep I replied to.
Oh, and I got zero responses. They only see and hear what they want to see and hear.
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I imagine that, if they read that far, they got to 'I took an oath as American soldier' and all the circuits in their head crossed and went BZZT and their stupid dry brains kind of baby-mouthed around for a nipple until it found Fox News again.
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lol