How To Cash In On A Tough Job Market
Trade schools and for-profit colleges recruit students by making empty promises of high earning potential while charging exorbitant tuition prices for bullmeep degrees. Graduates are often left deep in debt with no viable job prospects. meepers.
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
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Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?




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I'm getting my basic courses done for $3400 a year from the government (Pell Grant) through the local community college. At this point, going into a job interview with absolutely no college education is like saying, 'I want to clean your toilets, not work towards anything worthwhile and lasting.' You don't even have to complete a degree, just do a semester and pass with a decent grade.
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wrecker: If you need the NYT to tell you that ITT Tech is bullmeep, you deserve what you get.
I see commercials on TV for these places all the time and I always assumed this was true, this article just cemented it in my mind.
spankerchief: It's just training. Getting a job afterward is still YOUR responsability.
True, but recruiters are assuring students that they will be highly sought after in fields that they know are shrinking. The whole point of getting a degree is to make it easier to find a better job. Sometimes the training you get doesn't make you any more employable than the next chump, and sometimes the jobs just aren't there. Also, most of these 'schools' promise some sort of post-graduation job placement program, which often consists of little more than passing on a local classified ad.
My big problem with this is how they are cashing in on people's desire to make a better life for themselves. Everyone wants to do a little better than the generation before them. They want their children can have it a little better than they did. What these institutions are doing is meepizing the American Dream for profit, at a cost to tax payers in the form of defaulted, federally-backed student loans. How these places still exist is a mystery to me.
I especially empathize because, despite the fact that I have earned a ligitimate degree, I have not found it any easier to get a job where I am not required to wear an apron.
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This week, the UK government announced that it was cutting or freezing funding to the majority of universities. Chancellors have been lining up to say that unless the cap on tuition fees is scrapped (I think it's up around 3/4k per year right now, which is what? $5/6k?) then quality is going to suffer. And sadly, they're right.
I was lucky to have done my degree several years ago, and paid only 3 grand per year tuition to do so. But these poor meepers who are coming through within the next 5 years are probably going to be paying US-amount of tuition; acmeepulating tens-of-thousands in debt before trying to enter an over-subscribed job market with the degree, yes, but no on the job experience. It's tough out there; we've already got thousands of graduates from last year who are unable to find work, and the situation is only going to get worse when the next crop of graduates emerge this summer.
I don't know what the solution is, but if I should ever have a sprog, I'll probably advise it to do something vocational at university, so at least they're leaving with marketable skills in exchange for all that debt. Plus it'd be nice to get free medical care in my old age ;)
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The ads for these places are the hilarious part. 'Guess what Billy, you could have a great career working in a doctor's office! awesome!'
*cut to Billy having a great 'career' as a secretary making 8 bucks an hour in a doctor's office
My big problem with this is how they are cashing in on people's desire to make a better life for themselves. Everyone wants to do a little better than the generation before them. They want their children can have it a little better than they did.
Cashing in on stupid people's desires. Wrecker was correct, anyone going to one of these places and expecting to come out with anything that's not worthless deserves it. Of course, as this article shows, critical thinking is a lost art among the type of people these institutions prey on. It's a nice vicious cycle, isn't it.
What these institutions are doing is meepizing the American Dream for profit, at a cost to tax payers in the form of defaulted, federally-backed student loans. How these places still exist is a mystery to me.
Your first sentence answered your question. Why NOT have a sub-standard educational system, as long as you can wring as much profit from it as possible? What they're doing is not much different than what contractors did in Iraq.
But don't forget, we mustn't have national healthcare! Socialism! blargh!
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Why should preying on the weak, dumb, & poor be the sole providence of government?
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critical thinking is a lost art among the type of people these institutions prey on. It's a nice vicious cycle, isn't it.
This is pretty true, meepninja. You are so cynical and I want to argue with you, but I know I can't. Sorry poor people :(
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When I was hiring, the last person I wanted was a college graduate. Most of them played around and got drunk for 4 years on daddy's money. I hired people who couldn't afford college, so they went out and got a job, and had actual experience doing the job I was hiring for.
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^(sincere)Golf clap.