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Christopher Hitchens: The New Ten Commandments

Check the video, pretty awesome.

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meeping awesome, that video.

He really ought to consider laying off the bottle soon...he looks like bloody meep.

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I'M GOBBLING HORSEmeep GUYS, FER REALS

Hitchens is still brilliant when he's pissed.

You?

NOT SO MUCH.

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NOT SO HORSEmeep?

WHY SO HORSEmeep?

Best textwar in like forever. Would only be better if instead of references to gobbling horsemeep, it just sputtered out meep like 'HURFDURF ARGLEBARGLE BLARG'

Because that is EXACTLY what most of your ramblings read like.

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HURFHORSEDURF ARGLEmeepBARGLE BLARGGOBBLE

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heh

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I love HORSEY meep

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This article is pretty well retarded, and well capped with his statement of 'I am trying my best not to view things through a smug later prism.' Which is what is he exactly doing. How can someone so brilliant use the KJV?

He makes statements like: 'For some reason, 'the seventh- is the only one of the commandments that is still widely known by its actual number.' Any half educated person with the slightest Christian background - most of the US - knows the First commandment, and probably the first 3-5.

I understand that Hitchens is one of those radical, say things to make people gasp windbags, but this is just stupid.

I understand that Hitchens is one of those radical, say things to make people gasp windbags, but this is just stupid.

Actually, he's just a rational, outspoken guy. Those people can seem pretty radical and annoying to half educated people with Christian backgrounds.

...or, y'know, most of the US.

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He's a ration, outspoken guy that supports Bush's preemptive strike policies, supported the Iraq War, and loves to the use the term Islamofascism. Pretty rational.

I never understood how he can call himself an atheist when he is more concerned about the existence of God than most believers.

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I almost always hate Hitchens, and he's a meep-off and possibly holds the highest smug/ugly ratio I've encountered, but this is completely awesome. The article I don't care for, the meat is in the video. And its well-argued, concise, thoughtful (strangely) and in all other ways bulletproof. This is the best thing he's ever done, so far as I know.

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'Any half educated person with the slightest Christian background - most of the US - knows the First commandment, and probably the first 3-5'

I've met a fair amount of Christians who know none. That colbert interview comes to mind. There are a lot of protestants in the South in particular, who are VERY christian and yet know next to nothing about the bible. Of course they are not half-educated, a lot of them are not even half-literate, but still...I'm not sure how slender a margin of the population you're talking about...it may be smaller than either of us think.

'He's a ration, outspoken guy that supports Bush's preemptive strike policies, supported the Iraq War, and loves to the use the term Islamofascism. Pretty rational.'

I've never quite understood his harping on all this meep, but its clear that he brings it from a heavy-left, atheist background. I also have the sense that he was trying to distinguish himself at the time-make a public uproar-and he always has been a shameless self-promoter. So, I dislike his use of Bush admin talking points, but its important to note that he's not part of that establishment.

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There are a lot of protestants in the South in particular

They probably also happen to be the Protestants that think Catholics are Christians and that the Old Testament is meep, so why should they know them? People that ascribe to them usually know them, people that don't usually don't care.

His arguments and activism about the (non) existence of god is actually a peaceful solution to religious fanatics.

Yes, the best way to deal with people willing to die for their religion is to tell them its all false and made up and God isn't real. Good thinking genius.

And he's arguments are far from bulletproof. They're mostly just meeping stupid. Go read the Talmud if you care to understand the Jewish side of the story, or continue to listen to some washed up alcoholic meep about ten commandments that don't have anything to do with his atheist beliefs.

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'They probably also happen to be the Protestants that think Catholics are Christians and that the Old Testament is meep, so why should they know them? People that ascribe to them usually know them, people that don't usually don't care'

Southern protestants quote the meep out of the old testament. Especially when it comes to certain politically sensitive issues, obviously. And no, what I was saying is that plenty of people who say they ascribe to them actually don't know them. Which is ridiculous and stupid, of course, but doesn't make it not true.

'And he's arguments are far from bulletproof. They're mostly just meeping stupid. Go read the Talmud if you care to understand the Jewish side of the story, or continue to listen to some washed up alcoholic meep about ten commandments that don't have anything to do with his atheist beliefs.'

Anytime you tell someone to read a thousand page ancient text BEFORE having an argument, its usually a sign you're just trying to avoid the arguments made. So no, I'm not reading the whole talmud. Since you've read it, why don't you tell me why his arguments are off base. Christopher hitchens has ALWAYS been a washed up atheist alcoholic meep. Everyone knows that-anyone who can see knows that.

'Yes, the best way to deal with people willing to die for their religion is to tell them its all false and made up and God isn't real. Good thinking genius.'

I didn't say that, and I disagree with the assumption that he's out for problem-solving. He's not. He doesn't give a meep, he said they denounce them as psychopathic killers with meepual repression, if I remember. Which seems fair.

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