Playmate Of The Month From 12/53 To 1/04.

Memories for us old farts

Decider: Clavis_Apocalypticae

dagwood Lovely

shitbox RPT i think but its meep...

Fracas o Dolly Read you were much the temptress

Clavis_Apocalypticae

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  • Feb28 '10

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Good meep. I'm oddly partial to this meep.

  • JohnLenin
  • Feb28 '10

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I'm fairly certain you pointed her out another time this collection popped up. But the images are missing from your post now.

why don't you marry her? meep.

  • dagwood
  • Feb28 '10

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I think he did, luckyfuker.

  • flake
  • Feb28 '10

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I love them old titties best.

  • Lefen
  • Feb28 '10

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The 80's was a terrible decade for untamed meep hair.

  • Lefen
  • Feb28 '10

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...or do I mean a good decade for hairy rat? Who can tell.

  • Doob
  • Feb28 '10

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beautiful women are timeless

  • JohnLenin
  • Mar01 '10

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but not for very long

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Sixty years from now people are going to look back at PLayboy's history and say 'What the meep happened to the titties between 1995 and 2004? They're all misshapen and shiny?!'. Plastic surgery has ruined the meep.

The titties of the 60's and 70's were way better than what we're forced to look at now.

  • SexNinja
  • Mar01 '10

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Eh, I dunno. While I'd agree that a good set of natural meep is better than a good set of fakes, I think the true value of fake meep is that they help give more woman the nudge they need to go into porn or otherwise show them off.

  • nocal
  • Mar01 '10

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true story: once i hooked up with this chick at a random club. she looked very hot in the club, and then we went outside, and i was like...oh you're not as hot as i thought. and slightly older...

still, went back to her place, and she is getting ready for bed. straight up takes her clothes off in front of me and puts on pajamas. so while on the one hand, i'm like, YES I AM GETTING LAAAAID, on the other hand, i'm like, huh those are some bad fake meep.

long story short, now: i grabbed on dem titties, and they felt awful. and i tried to put my hand down her pants, she moaned, and rolled over and fell asleep.

so i took a really foul drunk chinese food meep in her tiny bathroom and left as soon as i could.

the moral of this NOCAL TALE: ugh fake titties are like the worst, br0

I downloaded this collection years ago with WinMX P2P software but it's only 1953 - 2000 as it wasn't 2004 yet. Now I can update it. Anybody know where to find 2005 - 2010 ?

  • ozzyozb
  • Mar01 '10

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So true Ninja

  • The_Rat
  • Mar02 '10

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the moral of this NOCAL TALE: Don't take home Trannies.

Re-read his story. It all makes sense.

I always thought Nocal was meep. I see no evidence now to dispute my early theories.

  • nocal
  • Mar02 '10

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i don't understand the intricacies of tranny meep.

but if that's tranny meep, then maybe that's the worst part of being a shameful meep tucker.

  • dagwood
  • Mar03 '10

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Ol' Barbi was Hef's squeeze for awhile till she discovered he didn't want kids. She was on the cover several times, could not find her as a Playmate of the Month. Nice puffies.

  • flake
  • Mar03 '10

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^ Those nips are not appealing in the least.

Do not underestimate the attractiveness of fake meep. There are ways to make them look natural, or at least very close. But some people opt for the big grapefruit-looking fake meep.

We recently got some new meep (her idea, who am I to complain?) and though they haven't yet healed completely, according to the surgeon, over the next few months, they will go from the big lactating-look which they are now (big and very firm but still very meepy) to a more natural looking 'gravity' effect over the course of the next several months.

After looking at pictures of meep for the past month for the purpose of providing a 'look' to the surgeon, we opted for a look similar to the patriotic gal's at the top of this page.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I figured that was coming, but its not worth the risk of being denied the opportunity to play with them.

  • dent
  • Mar04 '10

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Don't tease us with stories of the meep and not help us visualize it for maximum effect.

  • Lownotes
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The evolution of the titty looks like it went hand in hand with the adoption of high-heeled shoes.

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fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
fastlane
BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
fastlane
MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
BigDinWaun+
spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
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There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
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http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
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my pie hole is dripping.
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on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
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My bran flakes have turned to mush.
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