I AM A MOTHERmeepER

This was a fantastic way to start the day.

Thanks, man.

BRING DA AMBALAMPSE

x72

lul so hard!! epic stuff, nice find..

More crazy rantings later:

http://www.youtube.com/v/u5fnjFVPCek&hl=en_US&fs=1&

Turns out, he really WAS a mothermeeper.

'beat his white meep, meep his meep UP! oh, ooohh, Oh what the meep! Oh stop it NO! Lord have Mercy!' That was funny enough, but then they took the old guys bag. 'Got thru dat meep' Typical.

http://www.youtube.com/v/tn96TWg1vOQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&

http://www.youtube.com/v/7TQSkvMSNOs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0

http://www.youtube.com/v/fTIbFJrUYF0&hl=en_US&fs=1&

What a moron, never meep with old dudes, they always have ragereserves just dyin to unleash on some uppity punk.

lol, he's leakin

Do not punch a 7-foot-tall man with a beard, fanny pack and a shirt which proclaims his mothermeepery.

This guy just became the proxy of a million Teabaggers.

So awesome. Made my day big time.

At 1:49, Dave Chappelle has a cameo. Re-listen if you don't believe me.

Listen closely, the white dude is actually the one starting all the meep:

TYPICAL URBAN BLACK GUY: (Inaudible) Transit... I AM A MOTHERmeepER: How much you charge... TYPICAL URBAN BLACK GUY: how much you care to see transit... I AM MOTHERmeepER: Let's get back to instructions. How much you charge me for a spitshine? T.U.B.G.: Wha? I.A.M.F.: Let's get back to instructions. How much you charge me to do my Stacy Adams? I'm going to a funeral on Friday. T.U.B.G.: Brotha... I.A.M.F.: I got a... T.U.B.G.: Brotha... I.A.M.F.: You said you... T.U.B.G.: Mumble, Did you hear what I said just now? I.A.M.F.: Yeah T.U.B.G.: Why a brotha gotta spit shine yo shoes? I.A.M.F.: You offered! T.U.B.G.: I dinnit offa you meep. I.A.M.F.: What did you say when you walked by me? T.U.B.G.: I said 'why, why a meepin' brotha gotta spit shine your shoes'. I.A.M.F.: Naa, you don't have to T.U.B.G.: Why can't a white man spit shine yo shoes? I.A.M.F.: It can be a Chinaman, it don't matter. T.U.B.G.: Look dude, give it up. I.A.M.F.: I ain't prejudice, what, you think I'm prejudice? T.U.B.G.: Take yo meep back up there and get the meep outta my face... I.A.M.F.: Why you bein' so hostile man? T.U.B.G.: Cause, I'm pissed off. I.A.M.F.: Well, you better be, better to be pissed off then pissed on. T.U.B.G.: Take yo meep back up there right now I.A.M.F.: Cause you ain't , you ain't scaring this white boy. I'm 67 years old, you ain't scaring me! T.U.B.G.: I'm 50! OLD BROWN LADY: KNOCK IT OFF GUYS, GO BACK I.A.M.F.: You ain't scaring me. You ain't scaring me! T.U.B.G.: Naw, NAW, I'll put my foot up yo meep! I.A.M.F.: I bet you won't! T.U.B.G.: Yeh mang, fo real. I.A.M.F.: You'll get one foot up your's! This old man will whip your meep! OLD BROWN LADY: GO ON FORGET 'BOUT THAT I.A.M.F.: You better sit you're little black meep down T.U.B.G.: I'll put my foot up yo meep. OLD BROWN LADY: GO ON FORGET 'BOUT THAT I.A.M.F.: You won't do nuttin' to me, I'll tear your meep up T.U.B.G.: Say it again, say I'll whoop... TYPICAL GHETTO SISTA: Say it again, Say it again, Pinky! I.A.M.F.: I will tear that meep up

Pinky walks up front.

(Anonymous voice: meep Pinky)

TYPICAL GHETTO SISTA: Beat his white meep, meep his meep... OLD BROWN LADY: NO! Leave that man alone I.A.M.F.: I did not... (inaudible)

Urban chatter...

Pinky returns to his seat.

T.U.B.G.: I'm gonna put my black foot up your meep, meepa. I.A.M.F.: I've seen tougher guys than you, and I slapped the meep outta them. T.U.B.G.: WUT?

OOhhhs and Aaaahhh's

OLD BROWN LADY: Stop it!

T.U.B.G.: WHAT? WHAT?! I.A.M.F.: Move your hand and I'll smack you

TYPICAL GHETTO SISTA: Stop it! Uh Ah!

Ohhhs and Ahhhs and Pinky gets slugged and collapses.

TYPICAL GHETTO SISTA: Oh, What The meep? WHAT?! (in obvious disbelief that Pinky has shoved zero feet up no one's meep)

HOODRAT: Ohh What, Beat that meepa up!

DAVE CHAPPELLE: NAHH AHH STAP IT, OOOHHH! Oh lord have mercy!

I.A.M.F.: TOLD YOU NOT TO meep WIT ME!

TYPICAL GHETTO SISTA: Ohhhh JESSUSSSS CHRIST!

I.A.M.F.: pushes old man out of the way

I.A.M.F.: told him not to meep with me and he hit me! he meeping hit me.

RANDOM PASSENGER: I can't believe him

I.A.M.F.: He meeping hit me, he hit me in the face, that's self defense! Don't meep with me boy, don't meep with me!

T.U.B.G.: (While spitting blood out of his face) Next time, imma meep you up.

RANDOM CHATTER

TYPICAL GHETTO SISTA: That did not juss happen. Go through that meep, huhu huhhu.

RANDOM PASSENGER: He ok back there?

RANDOM PASSANGER: Nooo, he need a ambulance. that man was on some kinda dope. That's why he..

TYPICAL GHETTO SISTA: I got it on video tape. Oooo, he leakin'. He's leakin'.

T.U.B.G.: Man. that mother meep came...

RANDOM PASSANGER: Are you alright? Did he break your teeth?

T.U.B.G.: Naw. Bring Amber Lamps.

TYPICAL GHETTO SISTA: Ohh, he leakin'.

T.U.B.G.: Bring Amber Lamps. He come back I'll clay a meepa. I'll kill that meepa.

When I first watched this I thought he was asking for M&M's and figured it was some sort of black people comfort food.

and here's an wallpaper (1920x1080)

haha, keyboard cat FTW

I like this part...

Q: Why it gotta be a black man?

A: Well, or it could be a chinaman.

The old guy was a big dude, and I'm guessing he was a Vietnam Vet too.

gawd, you can't escape this video on the net atm, it's everywhere!

gawd, you can't escape this video on the net atm, it's everywhere!

shoot me now!

http://www.youtube.com/v/4QOc-oHMb9E&hl=en_US&fs=1&