Why Do So Many Terrorists Have Engineering Degrees?

The anecdotal evidence has always been strong. The mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, Mohamed Atta, was an architectural engineer. Khalid Sheikh Mohamed got his degree in mechanical engineering. Two of the three founders of Lashkar-e-Taibi

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  • Doob
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ummmmm.... maybe they have to have some kind of verifiable credentials with which to purchase their tools?

  • mundhra
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engineers solve problems and killing imperialist pigs is a pretty serious problem?

  • graycube
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meepual frustration?

  • JhulDin
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Engineers know how to blow meep up and like it?

  • Wotak
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Engineers look at troubled systems and then think of possible rational solutions to quickly eliminate the trouble. Next they run through this list of possible solutions and run a series of tests to gather data regarding their various experiments and their results on functionality of the entire system. After crunching the data gathered, they use it to drive either the end solution or further experiments.

It's a methodical approach to dealing with problems and it rarely fails if it is employed correctly. The result is the hypothetical installation of a series of ''switches'' with new, defined and proven results that become an engineers ''control panel'' for getting meep done. May God have mercy on your soul if he's a great engineer and you're the problem he's trying to solve.

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engineers have zero capacity for a mature, rational sense of empathy?

just ask loki!

You would Jihad too if you suddenly realized you are no more than a highly educated slave that doesn't get paid overtime and has to take orders from a 20-something Harvard Am-Lit major.

  • pete56
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Jihadist headhunters. A lucrative racket.

This engineer agrees with the conservative meepbag theory, although most that I've met are liberal atheists, including me. Also, knowing how things are constructed makes it infinitely easier to break them. Imagine how much more difficult it would be for an MBA to wreck a building. They'd be better off trying to over-inflate some portion of the economy in order to destroy it.

Wait a minute.....

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Saudi Arabia is the best place for engineers to get educated, has the most money, and the strongest radical Islamist movement and happens to be home of the Bin-Ladins and the wahabbis?

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