China's Not A Superpower
...and won't be anytime soon, according to Minxin Pei, who says its political and economic situation is more precarious than it looks.
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BeachGoat
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
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on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
fastlane
Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
fastlane
BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
fastlane
M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
fastlane
Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
fastlane
Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
BeachGoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.




Jan10 '10
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Does this mean we won't have to pay them back?
Jan11 '10
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I'm rooting for Japan. The other yellow meat.
Jan11 '10
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Been saying this for years. Just wait for the full impact of the One-Child policy to kick in over the next couple decades -- imagine 1 adult worker for every 4 retirees. The actual number won't be close, but consider our governments are meepting their pants at the prospect of only 2 workers per retiree....
Either they're going to have to cull their elderly, or tax their economy into the ground, or some mix of the two. Either way, it's going to be a nightmare.
Jan11 '10
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^ why wouldn't they just leave the elderly to drop dead unnoticed? You're speaking about the Chinese govt as if it's known for giving a meep about it's citizens basic human rights.
Jan11 '10
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^ lol word.
This is good news to me. I don't even want to imagine a time when the US can't do whatever it wants all the time.
Jan11 '10
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wotak: That's what I'm talking about, culling the elderly. Unfortunately, that'll have the effect of contracting the population of China by a few hundred million inside a generation, and you can't just inflict that sort of demographic trauma on a society without serious meep happening.
I mean, the only comparable thing would be the Black Death in Europe, and that broke the patchwork feudalism that existed there. China has one authoritarian government that has to try to keep control during the sort of social upheaval that'll cause.
For one example: You shrink the population by that much, and there's going to be a lot more work to do than people to do it. This makes wages go sky-high, meaning China's big competitive advantage against other economies is going to evaporate. Which is no good for an economy that's almost entirely export-driven.
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Considering there are 32 million more Chinese males than Chinese females in the generation that will take over for the culled elderly, I think they have their military generation pretty much ready to go.
The only problem they are going to have is a rampant infestation meep orgies full of angry men who have rarely, if ever, seen a woman, much less meeped one.
Jan11 '10
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I'm willing to bet that, while while all other past sole superpowers were falling, their citizenry began speculating who would join them or take their place, then others, in denial, found some reasons to believe otherwise and ignored all other evidence.
I'm not trying to imply that we're going down, I'm just sayin'.
Jan11 '10
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You just described Linkswarmers. We turned out okay considering.
Jan11 '10
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Says who
Jan12 '10
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There is one meepry fueling/supplying china, and the rest of the emerging so called super powers. Without fuel, no go, no nothing. Fortunately, this meepry is aligned to the real world. china will never be super, it will be just meeped up due to debt to real world meepries, and their meeped up ideas. Don't worry, we will repay the debt owed from past conflicts. All will be cool. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!! Now lets drink/smoke/snort, and forget about this meep!!
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Jan21 '10
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As much as it takes my friend. Then it will be clear, or will it?