Thugs Try To Rape A Woman, She Offs One Of Them And Runs.

That'll teach'em some Christmas spirit.

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dagwood

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Apocasicarius How is this 1 rape any different than the ones that happen all the time everywhere else. Fail.

dragonstaff Good for her.

nurglets

Too bad she didn't have a pistol.

  • Wotak
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shotgun

  • BeachGoat
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With a firearm, she probably wouldn't have had to use it.

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Cannon

One down seven to go.

  • pete56
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Waytago lady. Too bad they weren't grouped closer together, so you coulda stabbed more of 'em to death...and too bad you didn't have an Uzi.

  • Wotak
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-1 by Apocasicarius , How is this 1 rape any different than the ones that happen all the time everywhere else. Fail.

Well, for starters, most of the rapes that happen all of the time don't end up with an un-raped woman and a dead creep with a knife in his chest.

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911, too? lol

I couldn't find statistics on attempted rape with perps being killed. So where do you justify your statement that, ' most of the rapes that happen all of the time don't end up with an un-raped woman and a dead creep with a knife in his chest.'

I'm willing to bet that there are a lot of cases that go unreported or we don't hear about. Thats my point. I'd rather listen to the horse song again.

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  • nocal
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GUNS

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story about a murder

IF THAT PERSON HAD A GUN

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story about a gunfight where two people die

GREAT NOW THIS'LL BE ABOUT HOW GUNS KILLED PEOPLE

  • Wotak
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Do you like pie?

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Have some more pie

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with veggies

  • dagwood
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Don't give a girl a gun, she'd just meep it, up.

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