Top 100 Fundie Quotes

All about forcing rapists to marry their victims, Gods righteous meep, aborting meep fetuses, and 97 other issues important to the modern fundie.

Decider: spankerchief

GrapeApe troll bait

HOBO

Wotak Not only am I angry that meep's even exist, i'm pissed that you consider Gays as people. - this is full of win

dagwood

nocal this truth is too chaotic

shitbox rpt and old, gfys.

dragonstaff

Steel

spankerchief

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  • Dec24 '09

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I hate muslims, I really do. Filthy, arrogant, big nosed, meep-bearded, scimitar-waving, alalala screeching monkeys, I hope they all die miserable deaths and rot in meep.

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Holy cow... I was all ready to laugh my pert meep off at this, but there's nothing funny about these illiterate psychos. I wonder what the number of people who think like this , but don't blog about their beliefs, is? I'd bet it's way beyond what any medical organization would call a crisis.

  • Wotak
  • Dec24 '09

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-1 by nocal , this truth is too chaotic

CAN I GET AN AMEN, MY BROTHA?! I SAY-AH CAN I GET AN AY-MEN-AH?!! YES LAWD, YES-AH! BLESS OUR SOULS-AH LAWD-AH, BLESS US-AH!! IN JESUS NAME-AH LWAD-AH! EXORCISE-AH THESE CHAOTIC DEMONS-AH IN JESUS NAME-AH!!

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  • Dec24 '09

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I always carry a few nuts and bolts at amusement parks. after we get locked in the ride and start to move, I hold up a few of them and say to the person next to me look what just fell out of this thing. It is a great witnessing tool. Everytime I did that the person next to me started praying.

haha im gonn try this

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  • Dec24 '09

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^ That gives me an idea. I'm gonna take some duct tape and about 3' of braided 1' wire to a tall building and tape it up in the access panel of the elevator to where it sticks out a bit.

...they understand socialism is wrong, they don't want anyone voting for Obama in 2012

However, the Christ that has incarnated on Earth, is not the same Jesus Christ from 2000 years ago, it is a different soul, but with the same strength, the same abilities and probably even more.. because the battle that is going to be fought in 2012, between the Christ and His forces, and Satan and His forces, will be unlike anything this planet has ever seen.

I am going to love watching 2012 unfold, from Canada.

  • Wotak
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linkswarm.com: 2012

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Linkswarm : The 2012 of social networks

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LORDKAHUNA
on If You See Something, Film Something: meep the police, in+
dragonstaf+
on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
Crapalicio+
on If You See Something, Film Something: alternatively, you+
spankerchi+
on New Put Pictures Here: I'm taking some+
dragonstaf+
on Lizzie And Sarah: [@hoyaguru](http://w+
dragonstaf+
on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
hoyaguru
on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
pete56
on Literally Unbelievable: Just...wow....
spankerchi+
on New Put Pictures Here: Three four pound+
godevilliv+
linkswarm
queue: New link: There's a reason I don't trust cops.
linkswarm
queue: New link: OSOMBIE ! Bin Laden's back from the dead
DrCube
on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
dragonstaf+
Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
linkswarm
queue: New link: If You See Something, Film Something
linkswarm
queue: New link: "Poster Couple' For meep Rights in California is Divorcing
linkswarm
queue: New link: Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College
bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
BigDinWaun+
sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
BigDinWaun+
durpburpflurpslurp
linkswarm
queue: New link: Literally Unbelievable
sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
spankerchi+
on A Day Made of Glass: I once knew a+
Dismas
on Communities Against Terrorism: After reading this I+
BigDinWaun+
on Faceplace is using you!: I only got free+
freakmachi+
on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
freakmachi+
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
linkswarm
queue: New link: Yard waste powering your home
Danny_Infe+
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
linkswarm
queue: New link: Faceplace is using you!
GooberMcNu+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: I'll take a pill.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans
BeachGoat
on A Day Made of Glass: Don't go all+
godevilliv+
on A Day Made of Glass: Democracy is+
saltpeter
*sadface*
linkswarm
queue: New link: Lizzie And Sarah
godevilliv+
Old reliable is with us no more.
godevilliv+
http://btjunkie.org/goodbye.html
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
saltpeter
they're huge
saltpeter
Well of course they do
dragonstaf+
Giants win .
sunny77
hahahahaha
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