Oral Roberts Has Gone To Jesus

What do you call two meep Bobs?

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  • Wotak
  • Dec15 '09

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YOU FUKAR

  • zepherb
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How to get into heaven for a evangelist;

Getting out of purgatory... raise 300,000

Getting into heaven... raise 300,000,000

Eternal damnation if your wrong, and in the end simply conning the meep out of millions... priceless

Apparently he failed to meet a fundraising goal.

meep.

Now I'll have to hear about this meep on the news.

  • spod
  • Dec16 '09

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'he also claimed that God raised the dead through his ministry.'

what a tripper!

  • pete56
  • Dec16 '09

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Oral Roberts , Evangelist Re-animator : un-re-animated at last.

  • Acidburn
  • Dec16 '09

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You got to give him credit. Owned 3 gulfstreams at around 30 million apiece. Nice scam

  • nurglets
  • Dec16 '09

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he obviously needed them to spread the word of jeebus, and how god loves private jets

Maybe he'll get 42 Virgins? That'd be priceless.

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