• Swarmed by
  • Wotak
  • Dec15 '09
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An Omnivorous Google Is Coming

''Imagine what it would be like if there was a tool built into the search engine which translated my search query into every language and then searched the entire world's websites,'' she says. ''And then invoked the translation software a second and third

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nurglets

dagwood meep meep yes

wolfer

spankerchief I thought they already had this..?

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dragonstaff

Apocasicarius Elements of what they are doing sounds like something that was swarmed a few months ago...coincedence?

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She maybe evil but I'd meep her.

  • Wotak
  • Dec15 '09

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spankerchief , I thought they already had this..?

Unfortunately, not yet. I can't wait though.

+1 by Apocasicarius , Elements of what they are doing sounds like something that was swarmed a few months ago...coincedence?

I'm not sure which link you're referring to. Can you provide a clicky?

Today, your language... Tomorrow, THE WORLD!!!

regulator... I'm sniffing your meep.

  • hoyaguru
  • Dec15 '09

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'Right now if you type a search query into Google in English, the servers crawl only English-language sites and deliver only English-language results. But this will change and Google are working on it.'

I'm glad that Google are working on it. Maybe Google are not so good at English yet.

I frequently type an English language query into the Google and get back listings of sites in some total gibberish language that my computer cannot even display the alphabet of. There are sites which could translate the page for me if there was any way of even telling which language it was supposed to be in, but the Google does not see fit to provide that information.
I have no doubt that they will take over the virtual universe, but when they do we're all going to be meeped.

  • bobacus
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I dunno about this guys. I'm not sure reading the blog of some meep slave in English will give it the same riveting tone that reading it in Togolog would.

  • mundhra
  • Dec15 '09

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i think this is kinda cool. sometimes i search for an error and get a hit for some french forum that i need to manually translate. google, make it so.

Bite me. I was thinking of this when I read the article.

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