How To Make Orgone Blasters

is this a new resurgence in Wilhelm Reichs theories? Albeit from a bit of a meepized perspective. Here's Reichs OG Cloud Busting (nod to Kate Bush for the pop reference) Gun

I didn't make any and just look what happened:

UPDATE: It has come to my attention that Sherry Shriner herself has connections to alien life forms, and the quartz crystals may or may not be visible to their invisible spacecrafts from lightyears away. DON'T make / attempt to make orgonite, and keep your distance from quartz or continents rich in quartz as these areas appear as landing strips for 'them' and will surely be their first place to inhabit.

and these do WHAT?

What magic elf bullmeep monkeymeeping am I missing here?

The idea is that the quartz crystals give off energy when squeezed, the copper coil (clockwise) focuses it into positive energy, the aluminum is used as a conductor and the resin is used to constantly squeeze the quartz, thus creating a positive energy candle-like thing. Sherry would like people to use these to combat dark forces, lizard people, aliens and such and suggests putting them under power towers, and near antennas and satellites. BUT, Sherry really acts like an alien so it would make sense if these worked to communicate with her kind and give them a location to attack / take over. Aluminum foil hats prove effective against her mind control so be sure to put yours on before visiting her site.

So, it's a piezoelectric microphone?

More like a piezoelectric generator, or battery. If it works that is.

Will the aluminum block the energy like it does when I wear it on my head?

No, in this case it as used as a conductor for the energy to transfer from the stressed quartz to the copper wire.

Okaaaay, just for meeps and giggles, does anyone know how to connect a quartz crystal so that a current can be induced? I mean, how is it polarized? From the wikipedia example, it looks like current flows out from the points of pressure. Wrapping 18ga wire around it and filling it with aluminum is gonna give you some pretty damned random (If any) flow.

I didn't see any mention of Reich.

I just realized another problem, The pressure on a piezoelectric crystal has to be released and reapplied. Theres a limit to the amount of deformation the thing can take. Plus, does resin really compress something embedded in it when it dries?

no

^ Say water, or another liquid is used in place of the resin, and then frozen. Would this create enough pressure around the quartz to activate the piezoelectricity?

The entire concept pf Orgone and the idea of what is being constructed in the video is from the teachings and ideas of Wilhelm Reich. That's why i question if this is some meepized resurgence in his knowledge.

On January 1st 1951, Reich performed a now notorious experiment called 'Oranur' ('Orgone Anti-Nuclear') in which he discovered 'Deadly Orgone Radiation' (DOR). Some critics trace his misunderstood martyr and longterm emotional sickness from this period. In 1952 and 1953 Reich experimented with weather control and cloudbusting, and developed a keen interest in the UFO phenomena.

Reich's Orgone Energy Acmeepulator device was central to the FDA, who objected in 1955 to the sale on the grounds that there was no scientific evidence that it worked. Reich fought the conspiracy charges, but was imprisoned and died on November 3, 1957, one week before his scheduled release. This tragic end-game epitomised Cold-War paranoia, sealing Reich's reputation as an 'Outsider' too dangerous for the scientific and allopathic medical establishment.

Taken from http://old.disinfo.com/archive/pages/dossier/id217/pg1/index.html

See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Reich

I like you, spankerchief

Wilhelm Reich

smells like nazism

onemob: '...Reich fought the conspiracy charges, but was imprisoned and died...'

Imprisoned for what? Making crystal muffins?

Well if the information available is accurate, and to be believed..then the conspiracy would have been related to his distribution of his so called 'Orgone Acmeepulator' which the the US Attorney, via the FDA, had filed an injunction to prevent interstate shipment of orgone acmeepulators and to ban some of Reich's writing promoting and advertising the devices.

Hmmm...I see a profit opp here :D

Does anyone know if it truly works?

^Does anyone know if monkeys are truly about to fly out of your meep?

These things remind me of the time-machine in Napoleon Dynamite, only without the handlebars.

So if I wrap a coil of wire around a cricket lighter and click it under my tinfoil hat then I will be invisible to the evil aliens? What about the benevolent aliens? Will I be invisible to them too? Wouldn't it be easier to just swallow the crystals, resin and hardener, and a roll of foil, wrap myself in copper wire, and jump off a tall building?

^ this would induce permanent levitation which would be cool until you realized that you can never come down.