GrapeApe
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
middle_age+
Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
dragonstaf+
Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
spankerchi+
Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
spankerchi+
Ummm...
sunny77
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middle_age+
The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
BigDinWaun+
My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
BigDinWaun+
Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
BigDinWaun+
Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
BigDinWaun+
How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
godevilliv+
MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
dragonstaf+
Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
dragonstaf+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
teh_blintz+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
Crapalicio+
on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
BigDinWaun+
on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
BigDinWaun+
on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
BigDinWaun+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
godevilliv+
LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
godevilliv+
godevilliv+
LORDKAHUNA
linkswarm
queue: New link: Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident
sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
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Happy birthday, Bobacus. I'd photoshop the pic , but I'm dismally meeping untalented at it.
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HBD Bobbo!
Luv All Round
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The before gilette and after gilette pics are cool. Happy B'day.
Dec04 '09
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Another LS member face mystery solved. We share the same Bday, you meep.
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday you freaky stalker looking meep :D
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Happy BDay bob.
Dec05 '09
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Happy bday bob!
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Thank yuou all. Nice work Spod. I always wondered what I would look like as a zombie hooker..I been compared to and called billy bob and Sling Blade when I was younger. Thanks for the chops.meepers.
Dec05 '09
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Photochop meepstorm.
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hbd
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Dec12 '09
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My stepson almost choked to death laughing at that meep^.
Dec12 '09
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Run! Run! Here comes Wotak with his stew pot!
Dec12 '09
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HA! WRONG ARE YOU! STEWING RABBITS I DO NOT!
I prefer BBQ'd or pan fried babbit.
Dec19 '09
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That first picture would easily entitle you to an honorary mention in:
The Most Likely To Molest A Child
Dec19 '09
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The beard is twice as big now, and I'm starting to look like Bob Jew-Arab. I had some pakistani fellow at a stoplight looking and wondering, and Meathead is all like,' Hey, man, that meeping Arab is staring at you.' ' Look @ the beard, son.' 'Ohhhhhh' Its so warm in the cold. I had no idea, I only started this thing in late October.Its like fur.
Dec19 '09
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Face it... you grew it longer, because it then makes a better cache for kiddie underwear and lollipops.
Dec20 '09
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That first picture would easily entitle you to an honorary mention in:
The Most Likely To Molest A Child
You ought to have see the other one before I cropped it.
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Put it up meeper. Some random kid in my lap.
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So when you and the missus having kids, Vas?