Death By Suntan At Age 26
To maintain that copper glow, Glenna booked time at tanning salons. She began at age 16 and continued through college, baking under a sun-lamp as often as once a week.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
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today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
BigDinWaun+
I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
spankerchi+
Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
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I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
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MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
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on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
BigDinWaun+
My bran flakes have turned to mush.
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
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on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
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LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
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LORDKAHUNA
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queue: New link: Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident
sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
dragonstaf+
@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
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I'd hit it.
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Eww. Groin lumps.
NO THANK YOU
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she's goota pretty moouth.
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I started reading the Cosmo meep tips section after finding this link, and it delivers on lulz.
Nov25 '09
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Are you debunking Cosmo's meep tips?!
Nov25 '09
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I started reading the Cosmo meep tips section in 1999, and it delivers on lulz.
There, much better.
Nov25 '09
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Why is this 'news'?
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OK, Mr. I've-already-memorized-all-existing-articles-about-death-by-suntan-and-this-one-wasn't-news-to-me.
Nov26 '09
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no his gimmick is tha a woman died, so it doesn't matter
try to keep up with meepty posting gimmicks, ASSudeva
Nov26 '09
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this will be my last post on this sick meep site you people are pathetic insensitive animals..you have no feeling at all. meep you all.
Nov26 '09
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If thine tentacle offends thee then cut it off.
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ozzyozb: go meep self
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ozzyozb: this will be my last post on this sick meep site you people are pathetic insensitive animals..you have no feeling at all. meep you all.
Hahahahaha.
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS, what is this abominable site I have been posting blithely to all these days??!!
Next time, read more than you write, meepo.
Nov27 '09
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If all else fails I still have my Guitar look out.
Nov27 '09
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Here's how you deal with it: http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/video2/tools/swf/viralplayer.swf
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From ozzyozb in PM: one day soon You'll get whats coming to you trust me and when It happens think of me meep....I'm laughing my meep off you really dont know who your meeping with and the joke will be on you...just remember please''' dont forget....I'm coming for you...ha ha!!!
FYI, ozzyozb is coming for me! through someone else at an unknown time! and also he is laughing his meep off. ha ha!!!
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Stand tall and you make a big target, Holmes.
I hope that when he comes for you, the LBP's brothers are visiting. It'd be like watching two Great Danes play with a teacup Chihuahua.
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I'm just at a loss. You mean people talk meep and post filthy trash? Where the meep have I been?!? O.o
Nov28 '09
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I agree with ozzy. This site is truly horrible, inhabited by degenerates who make fun of morons addicted to maintaining an image of an overbaked raisin. Shame on you all.
p.s. I will also come to your house and kill you.
p.p.s., i will probably actually just end up vomiting everywhere when i get to your house
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Sarlaac unleashed from Ozzyozb's meep!?!
Ok..a little crappy...use your imagination :P
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Jeez, this painful interlude in my e-life has taught me a real big lesson for sure. I just want to say I'm sorry and I seriously feel all the pain this girl went through like a regular citizen of America does when he hears about something bad/sad/mad that happens to a person he didn't even know existed before he clicked on over to foxnews.com or whatever and still wouldn't even have any proof of except for this gol-dang ball o fear in his guts about one o his own kin dying in such a way. It's really not fair she died at all, regardless of how meeping retarded her pastimes are. She should have been only lost two limbs max but instead, her whole skin and even worse her life. As meeping tragic as a NASCAR flameball, I am turley sorry for your lots :<<<<<
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I myself vow to never again pull the legs off spiders.
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Poor girl...moment of silence ' '.....Ok...moving on..