Faces Of Acid
Ever wonder what happens when you toss acid in a broad's face?
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fastlane fosters a pen-pal/lover relationship with a terrorist who blew up herself just yesterday - unlucky
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fastlane tries out his first gloryhole - blown by disease ridden mule that likes to snap carrots in half - very unlucky
sunny77
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: it seems as though+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: I mean after all+
graycube
on MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing: Why are they wearing+
fastlane
And how could I forget Pepper as she attempts to scare a wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a meep.~ unlucky
fastlane
Sunny goes to baby a shower. Drowns.~ unlucky
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Dragonstaff wears a buIIetproof vest. Shot in the face. ~ unlucky
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BigD meeps the meep out of a girl. Literally.~ unlucky
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BeachGoat bends over to pick up hot girI's dropped books. meeps. ~ unlucky
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M_A_M means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. ~ unlucky
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MstrLance finally goes to summer camp. Auschwitz. ~ Unlucky
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Spanky goes to snort a line of coke. Sneezes. ~ unlucky
fastlane
Post watermelon head post haste.
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Spanky volunteers to help inner city kids, shot in drive by. ~ unlucky
BeachGoat
Happy Day to Ya, Long May Ye Wave It
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ShbuhpRlo&feature=youtu.be
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on Spanky's Pic Place: Okay here's a+
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on Spanky's Pic Place: I SWEAR I was+
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MstrLance
Happy Birthday, Spanky! You're in your prime for the 13th time.
MstrLance
I bet it's well manicured.
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Try to picture Joan River's meep during the exam. It'll save some embarassment.
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spanky... You Goshdarn two-faced Gemini!
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Don't kid yourself, you'll cry yourself to sleep after the next physical. Happy birthday you middle aged meepgot.
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Happy birthday. Post pic for photoshopping.
sunny77
today on linkswarm, spanky unsuccessfully attempts to change the subject
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
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Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
sunny77
:|
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
nurglets
on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
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One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
linkswarm
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BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
linkswarm
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
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No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
graycube
hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
linkswarm
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?




Nov22 '09
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Wow, that's brutal.
But, like, their meepS are ok, right?
Nov22 '09
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If after a meeporidectomy they can still be considered ok. meepes should married the smeepbags they spurned, then cut they meeps off while they slept, then kilt 'em.
Nov22 '09
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Chemistry since the 70's, and this is the meep you AVOID! meep monkey, those poor little darlings....napalm would have been a mercy.
Nov22 '09
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If someone did something like this to my sister ten years ago, he would still be chained to my torture rack.
Nov22 '09
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If she drowns then she is not a witch like we had thought A down payment on another one at Salem's Lot
--Cobain
Nov22 '09
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meep backwards meep people. I have two daughters and I promise you if someone did this to either one of them there would be meep to pay. I just don't comprehend treating women in a society as second class citizens deserving of this type of treatment.
Nov23 '09
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As meeped up as this may seem I am truly shocked. I have heard about it in the past. But what shocks me is they have heard about it and they still don't listen. Hurumph
Nov23 '09
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What I gather from this is that a girl is not allowed to turn down a marriage proposal, even if she's 12. Makes total sense.
Nov23 '09
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the chick with the before/after kills me.
Nov23 '09
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the chick with the before/after kills me.
Ah but tell me some meep like this didn't cross your mind when you found out that chick you were seeing had a boyfriend. ; )
Nov23 '09
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this meep really bothers me. i guess it's a pet peeve when someone is disrespectful to meeps.
Nov23 '09
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..or innocent women
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what?
Nov23 '09
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i mean, i was actually making a joke, but i'd just like to note that your opinion of meeps is that they are somehow not 'innocent women'
my misogynism was a joke...
Nov23 '09
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@tantrum - it didn't. i am not violent or sadistic. LONG STORY SHORT, I AM A PRETTY COOL GUY.
Nov23 '09
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..or innocent women
Hey, I advocated use of acid abuse to gdr. Please chastise me too.
Nov23 '09
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gdr: @tantrum - it didn't. i am not violent or sadistic. LONG STORY SHORT, I AM A PRETTY COOL GUY.
I call shenanigans. Somewhere deep inside you wanted to create a low-budget '80s villain out of that two-timing trowel.
Nov23 '09
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myah, meep tracy. put down the chicago dogs, shee?
Nov23 '09
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Lemming-think, in boundless, pious, self-righteous ways.
Nov23 '09
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I have had all of the common mineral acids spilled on me in various amounts and the only real damage has been to my clothing. These sick meeps have got to be heating their acid to nearly boiling to do this kind of ugliness.
Nov23 '09
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sad
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man...
thank god this only happens to women, you know?
Nov23 '09
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^ yeah, women should try to be tougher and not get punked around so much.
Nov23 '09
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I have had all of the common mineral acids spilled on me in various amounts and the only real damage has been to my clothing.
These women were likely attacked in places where the closest water was a ways off down a dirt road in a meep-hole pit in the ground. The climate is 100+ degrees and a bucket of acid in the sun will get very warm, and when your eyes are full of that meep, a half hour walk/crawl/run to be able to rinse is all it takes to melt like a candle. Also, unlike here, those places have fuming nitric readily available at the local hardware for metal processing and tanning hides. Most caustics here are at 'safe dilutions', even in industrial locations, with some exceptions, like etching plants, mine assays, etc.
Just don't make acid like they used to...but keep trying, something will burn ya.
Nov23 '09
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NOW we're getting somewhere. I've been stealth-stalking this thread for hours waiting on a recipe.
Nov23 '09
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If you're that interested, you can always make you own with either A)Nitrous Dioxide, B)reducing Ammonium Nitrate (to attain NO2), or reducing Potassium Nitrate (saltpeter) to attain NO2.
Nov24 '09
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You can make just about any acid with sulfuric (battery) acid and a salt of the acid you want to make. Saltpeter for nitric acid, table salt for hydrochloric acid etc... Just mix, heat and condense the vapors. You might want to hold your breath until your finished. Hey look at me.
I'M THE NEW RICHARD_PARKER
Nov24 '09
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Y'all's chemical brother knowledge is scarin' me now. It's a good thing I can't wrap my mind around chemistry and physics or I would be one dangerous individual.
Nov25 '09
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Well, my opinion is that NOBODY without industrial or research intent should meep around with that stuff. I have seen some very serious concentrations in assaying, and those levels will do some serious meep to the unwary.
and for the love of dog, don't inflict that meep. It's for etching metals, glass, and ore extractions, as well as food processing and pertochem/fertilizer manufacturing.
It is fun to play with when you learn how to do these things in school, though.
Nov25 '09
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Yes, acid is a dangerous thing dummymeepots.
Nov25 '09
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too many http's sonny
Nov26 '09
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meep you plays journey