Pray For Obama
The right is all meephurt and begging for some extremism.
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I want to meep Rachel, in a church, on election day.
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Or: Nine years before getting the pickle jar treatment.
spankerchi+
Change of topic; I'm 41 today.
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Ummm...
sunny77
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The doc went at me like he was trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.
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Pepper
Home Sweet meeping Home! Ahhhh...
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on Camphone Thread: img20120525114046qK5th.jpg
BeachGoat
Tell the GrandMonkey, "He's Dancing with the Tree!"
BeachGoat
There is a 400lb Senegalese Tortoise down the street who has a tree stump for a girlfriend.
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My pet Gerbil is dry meep a mound of cedar bedding? What gives?
BigDinWaun+
One of those old Republican Women's Cookbooks or French Gastronomy in Africa?
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I'm trying to fashion a rattle and pacifier out of chicken gibblets... does anyone have any references for this... one of those old Republican Women
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queue: New link: security forces in Mexico have raided a workshop making fake Mexican military uniforms and body armour.
BeachGoat
"It's a Boy!"
BeachGoat
http://upload.linkswarm.com/i/beachgoat/pullingporkLSg.jpg
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Let the baby roast rest for an hour, then have your guests help pull the meat. Everyone will have fond memories of the event to cherish FOREVER!
spankerchi+
Just remember to give yourself plenty of time for cooking (a field-dressed baby can weigh upwards of 30 lbs and take a FULL DAY to cook!)
spankerchi+
I prefer free range, breast fed toddler as there's more dense muscle mass.
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queue: New link: Bachmann's political mentor.
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Do you keep them penned up like veal and infuse them with formula or mother's milk? I hear formula fed babies have a medicinal taste. I don't want that for the party.... I would be a terrible host.
spankerchi+
No need to leave the skin on. A toddler's got a lot of good marbling.
spankerchi+
I'd go dry rub and smoke it like a picnic meep.
BeachGoat
HOME!...That is all
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Can anyone recommend a Masala that flavors flesh?
sunny77
however much is in a can of coconut cream
pete56
MstrLance
Trans-fat or poly-unsaturated?
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How many fat calories in a small, American toddler?
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MstrLance
MIT's new coating should help with that.
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hoyaguru
clipswarmed MstrLance's Dogs Shot by Police
BeachGoat
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Well, even with a+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: i think he might+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: He could just be+
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queue: New link: MIT's Freaky Non-Stick Coating Keeps Ketchup Flowing
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Ahh. One of those.
dragonstaf+
Not to my knowledge. Details please.
spankerchi+
That's when you take a really greasy meep and before the meep hits the water it grabs onto your meep hair and swings from tuft to tuft around your a##hole.
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: The real question is+
spankerchi+
Speaking of hair removal products; Have you ever taken a Tarzan Sh#t?
spankerchi+
Ugh...too much barbecue pork.
linkswarm
queue: New link: Penn Jilette on Obama's drug hypocrisy
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: THIS IS SPINAL CRACK+
linkswarm
queue: New link: Emanuela Orlandi Was 'Kidnapped For Vatican meep Parties,' Claims Father Gabriele Amorth
StartRecor+
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [@LORDKAHUNA](http:/+
MstrLance
Hobbit bonar - check! Peter Jackson can direct any of my favorite books.
sunny77
so who's excited about that hobbit film coming out eventually?
meeproach
my pie hole is dripping.
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on Robin Gibb- DED: Nobody gets too much+
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My bran flakes have turned to mush.
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on How the Chicken Conquered the World: Wotak is too busy+
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on Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers: Do you wear them?+
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on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: Sir Eaton Hogg hopes+
LORDKAHUNA
on Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident: [Relevant](http://ww+
godevilliv+
LINK: Portraits gntiques
MstrLance
LINK: SpaceX gets it up
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LORDKAHUNA
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queue: New link: Michael McKean (somewhat famous Linkswarmer) found naked in tragic meep car accident
sunny77
on urban kids in touch with nature: 1337746234575uPH.gif
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@ Spankerchief- Veet for Men.
BeachGoat
Pepper Did Dallas...now she's flyin' back to Rock with Her Goat
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on Dogs Shot by Police: Now how the fuk+
ThePanther
on internet k-hole: Heh a lot of+
middle_age+
My meep is rippling
spankerchi+
New cream?
HOBO
My meep is no longer ripping
MstrLance
LINK: Dogs Shot by Police
nurglets
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queue: New link: Queen Elizabeth II -- Panty Enthusiast Drops $18k on Used Bloomers
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queue: New link: In Thailand, roasted fetuses found stashed in luggage
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PROTIP: Don't meep in Rachel Maddow's ear. She doesn't like it.
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I wondered is any of you meepers would catch that. Nice job Wrecker.
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Holy Jesus, this guy Frank Schaeffer is my new hero. He eloquently speaks to all of my deep and subconscious hate towards the politically conservative-religious messages circulating in the Fox-related media. I love his message that basically we just need to get over that frustration that religious conservatives won't listen to facts -- as they are apparently trained to do so --and just ignore them all the same. 'Head up to the hills and wait for the end, we're going to get along with rebuilding this country' (or something like that). Plus it is so true that these meeps are pretty much the equivalent of an American Taliban - and perhaps the potential to evolve to something Al-Qaeda-like. It's terrible because you know they are so doggedly stubborn that no one can stop them and that the meep is assuredly going to hit the fan at some point (i.e. the consequences of political and relgious conservatism's devil offspring). Sorry that was disjointed, but I'm drinking already this morning and those 'the Earth is 6000-years old mothermeepers' make me so mad.
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A presidential assassination does not an apocalypse make, but these meepnuggets 'll push it anyway, en masse. The US is vying for the first national Darwin Award , and the best part is that those chimps don't believe in all that monkeyshine. Eye row knee!
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Hah... powerless bible thumpers aimlessly thrashing about.
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Handmaid's Tale
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Bugpubez hit it on the head, the meeping religous right is evolving into a xtian verson of Al-Qaeda, but don't tell them that noooooo, they are doing Gods work....hmmmm....God/Muhammad...same diffrence??
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I would love to meep in Rachels ear.
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Rachel has an update on this.
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would love to meep in Rachels ear.
Would you be holding her by the man hair and deftly dodging her strap-on while meepming into her ear?
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^^^
Yes! I would be filming this, since F-Strapon > Male porn appears to be the next hot thing. $$$ to made fellow, can't pass up the opp.
So Sir Wotak, in fitting you for an meep-ram, what color do you prefer?
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I prefer gangrene
http://www.youtube.com/v/G_uSA_RLM9A&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999
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