Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

I'm not projecting, man. I assume you are upset because of a bunch of comments you made, mostly on pig links, that made me believe that you believe that people shouldn't be forced to do things, that they have a right to privacy, and so on and so forth. Assuming that I'm right about this, your actions lead me to conclude that either you're so angry or insulted that you'll violate your own principals, or that you're only truely concerned about your OWN rights and that your philosophy isn't 'live and let live,' it's 'let me live and you can go meep yourself.' I decided to give you the benefit of the doubt. I prefer to believe that you're principled. I suppose I'm an idiot for thinking that. Also, I'd rather Vas not delete anything on your account. It's up to you.

Me: because you wanted to

I did not say 'because I wanted you to.' You posted the screencap because you wanted to.

AND I didn't orchestrate meep. I kind of found myself here and I realized some things. At no point did I pretend like I knew this all would happen from the beginning, or that I had some kind of plan. In fact, I'm pretty sure it all went like this:

Me: ::being a pretensious meep::

Linkswarm: You are being a pretensious meep. You think you are better than me. For that reason, I am better than you.

Me: I was just pointing out that, in one measure of social worth, that you seem to value as evidenced by the nature of your posts, you fail miserably, and that attitude demonstrates this (among other things) beautifully.

Linkswarm: No, YOU are the one who is stupid. You are also a gaywad. And to top it all off I will make fun of your name and call your insults infantile in the same sentence. [This is about where I figured out what was going on]

Me: duh-hurp de der ::inflamitory comments:: You are acting like babies DHUUUR.

Linkswarm: Witness the proof that what we say is true! You are infantile! Whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you because I am rubber and you are glue!

Me: You know, I am being infantile, aren't I?

Linkswarm: You are.

Me: I think I've made my point, then.

Linkswarm: ::flail flail flail:: Your point is nullified because we claim that you are incapable of demonstrating a point before verbalizing it, on the basis of so many other trolls that claim to have done this after being cornered.

This is about where we are now, am I right? I'm going to go ahead and claim that being a pretensious meep does not a troll make, and given your response, it is apparent that this is and has been mutual trollage from the beginning. The difference between us is that I have been open and honest about it, and am not pretending to be of higher moral or social fabric than anyone else, whereas you all have now come to think that I am lower than you which, while not having been planned by me from the beginning, I find to be highly amusing and ironic. I'm pretty sure you all have become the pretensious assholes.

OH MY GOD THOSE ARE SO MANY WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOUR UNCARING ATTITUDE

PLEASE BE INTERESTING. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING YOU. I AM TYPING IN CAPS SO I AM CLEARLY GIVING YOU THE ATTENTION THAT YOUR FATHER NEVER DID. LOOK AT MY NOCAL FACE, URGING YOU. PLEASE. BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN BORING.

Shall I make a fart joke for you?

if you're capable of making it a funny joke

That was rhetorical.

as was mine

how can a person who believes in multiple personalities not have one?

So it would appear that the meep bait worked.

I'll be damned...

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So it would appear that the meep bait worked.

You should put that back before heather notices you borrowed it.

I think the basic problem here is that you think you are one place, and you are in fact another -- both electronically and intellectually. I get the impression you consider your little hints of ellipsis:

Me: I was just pointing out that, in one measure of social worth, that you seem to value as evidenced by the nature of your posts, you fail miserably, and that attitude demonstrates this (among other things) beautifully.

wherein you hint at greater mysteries (but never actually expose any) are clever, but they seem, at least to me, closer to the bad poetry I wrote as a stupid youth than anything approaching either meaningful dialogue or proof of a non-average mind. Given your well-established yearning to appear especially intelligent, I'd lean toward 'not, probably', mostly because especially intelligent people usually figure out that bullmeep doesn't fool enough people well enough to be worth actually using.

Not going to spend too much time on this because although I keep noting hilarious little inadequacies in your posts that I want to point out, holy meep, I can't post all of it, and after a certain point cataloguing them gets kind of dumb, but I want to note the following two disparate facts for the Idiot Compendium, and I admit I'm excited to see how #2 unfolds...

1) Though you keep trying to cast this in troll/trolled terms, or troll/troll terms, I think that's a convenient label you apply so you can make sense of or explain away the reception you're enjoying here. You're no troll yourself -- you're not really clever, amusing or annoying enough. Are you getting trolled? I'd hate to think such a simple term would apply but I suppose that's how you (or other non-getting-it unfortunate soul) might interpret it.

2) A certain set of your more recurrent bullmeepisms[1] I've noticed before, and one of those guys (who had a pretty terrible time here, I guess) promised to come back one day and pretend to be one of us to infiltrate us from the inside (presumably proving that cool people are treated like cool people, which is not what I think he wanted, and certainly isn't what's happening here). It's possible you're him. I definitely thought you were a tentacle when you first popped up. It's also possible you're just another example of that type, which would def. merit a place in the Idiot Compendium (which I'll probably never actually get around to composing but is fun to imagine and gives me a convenient framework in which to understand the various breeds of meep we encounter).

[1] A quick (incomplete) list for your perusal...

• Displaying a behavior ('handwaving', 'deflecting', etc.), then accusing everyone else of that behavior without apparent irony.
• A preoccupation with discussing troll tactics as a defense mechanism.
• A belief that you and I are 'in on' some secret which is never explained.
• Repeated references to the other swarmers as being gullible fools except for a few which have been relatively accepting of you.

*stops doodling mean-spirited picture of you on official clipboard

*clicks pen

Oh, my. There is much thought being devoted to this social experiment. Never thought that RP could be a Jesus Christ rebirth of a previously crucified (sp?) swarmer. My ? is why would anyone try to come back? To save our internets souls? To help unmask the false prophet?

Not ? the postulate, just ? its practicality. Are any regulars really waivering about their participation or waiting to be shown the way by some shiny, omnipotent being?

Is RP that being?

Does RP have a sweet meep, attached to that picture he/she posted some weeks back? ... 'cause really, that's all I'm fixated on. Shallow = yes.

^^^

I sure use a meepload of symbol substitution in my posts. Sorry about that, not trying to be clever, just hate typing.

Oh, my. There is much thought being devoted to this social experiment. Never thought that RP could be a Jesus Christ rebirth of a previously crucified (sp?) swarmer. My ? is why would anyone try to come back? To save our internets souls? To help unmask the false prophet? Not ? the postulate, just ? its practicality. Are any regulars really waivering about their participation or waiting to be shown the way by some shiny, omnipotent being? Is RP that being? Does RP have a sweet meep, attached to that picture he/she posted some weeks back? ... 'cause really, that's all I'm fixated on. Shallow = yes.

I commend you on not engaging Richard_Parker directly. Be aware that you are coming dangerously close to infringing on established boundaries. If in the subsequent posts if Richard_Parker responds to your post I urge/command you not to respond back.

Occifer SH,

You are a credit to your race. I will abide by the rules you have setforthwith. Consider me a law abiding Linkswarmizen.

when bedazzlement doesn't work, META-bedazzle!

After reading all this I need a cigarette

after Wotak drained my prostate, I need a BBQ sammich. Thanks for the early Xmas present Mr. Wotak.

Glad I could be of assistance, fellow meeper.

Well... After reading through that, I'm suddenly terrified to post anything ever again.

good

Excellent.

and thusly, the cycle of the abuse you suffered as a child is perpetuated. sunrise, sunset.

HOF/S

I'm over it now.

vasudeva: Not going to spend too much time on this because although I keep noting hilarious little inadequacies in your posts that I want to point out, holy meep, I can't post all of it, . . .

I can do it. Should I make a present of it?

Please do. I just stumbled over that post and experienced a rich sensory flashback of my bewilderment at this odd and absurdly-pantalooned creature.