Albert Einstein's Theory Of Relativity

[THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR A CONSPICUOUS DISPLAY OF ACADEMIC BONAFIDES BY RICHARD_PARKER]

[THIS AREA FOR meep}

Edited to be four letters or less.

Oh, this is a trap. A trap!!!!!!!!!

Bah-Humbug, it's just a theory.

Woah. I knew this would be here before I clicked comments. This is getting really predictable. No fun.

But anyway, what I came to say: Cool idea. Away is five letters.

If you're just going to start posting an unbroken series of schoolyard-level avoidance cliches, can you turn your two-inch gaze inward and just start spoofing your own cretinous drivel as you type it? Then I could concentrate on reading other things. TIA, genius.

me: start spoofing your own cretinous drivel

To be clear, what I'm asking for is to just start typing in caps. That oughtta be sufficient. e.g.,

WOAH!!! I KNEW THIS WOULD BE HERE BEFORE I CLICKED COMMENTS!!! THIS IS GETTING REALLY PREDICTABLE!!! NO FUN!!!

So also trade periods for exclamation points, I guess, and you've got it.

DO YOU WANT OR NEED A 'NO' ENFORCER . I CAN PROVIDE THIS SERVICE. BY 'YOU' I MEAN LINKSWARM AND GOD.

oh lol

Away is five letters Away is five letters Away is five letters Away is five letters Away is five letters Away is five letters

slippedhole: DO YOU WANT OR NEED A 'NO' ENFORCER . I CAN PROVIDE THIS SERVICE. BY 'YOU' I MEAN LINKSWARM AND GOD.

Pikachu, I choose YOU.

It's all in good fun until somebodies meep get hurt.

somebodies ball's*

your welcome

This is getting really predictable.

i agree

schoolyard-level avoidance

Ugh, the hideously infantile and transparent 'bored' gambit. Richard Parker isn't sugarslim. He's an eighth-grade girl-brat.

seventh-grade pig-tailisms

since Ms Clark's remedial English class

So, you've called my meep out on my pretensious bullmeep, and I've called your meep out on the ultimately meaningless categorical dismissals.

Oh, snap! It looks like we've got each other figured out!

So how long do you want this dance to last?

Also: 'If you're just going to start posting an unbroken series of schoolyard-level avoidance cliches' You got that wrong. I honestly thought, just before clicking the link, 'It would be so easy to just open this comment thread by blasting me, considering it has to do with relativity.' And you did. And I was disappointed.

Now I don't have to feel like a lonely loser sitting in my room all alone. Now I can say I'm reducing e=mc2 to its least common denominator.

Mrs. Parker, can Richy come out and play?

We're going to have a dirt clod fight!

You got that wrong. I honestly thought, just before clicking the link, 'It would be so easy to just open this comment thread by blasting me, considering it has to do with relativity.' And you did. And I was disappointed.

IT'S CLEAR Y0U ENJ0Y MISTAKES. I HAVE EV0KED SOLID RESPECT WITH LINKSWARM AND G0D. I TAKE MY RATINGS SERIOUSLY.

THEREF0RE, IT IS DIFFICULT TO COMPARE YOUR TYPE OF SELF-C0NGRATULATING DISAPPOINTMENTS TO MY GOD, FOR HE IS A GOOD G0D.

I HAVE BEEN HAVING MENTAL LEARNING CURVES THAT HAVE PREVENTED ME FROM SEEING EXACTLY WHO I AM. BUT I'M HERE NOW.

I H0PE YOU'RE NOT DISAPP0INTED ANYMORE, OR AT THE VERY LEAST, HAPPY ABOUT IT. I WILL DO MY BEST TO PROVIDE YOU WITH C0UNSELING. I WONDER IF Y0U ARE W0RTHY?

somebodies meep*

Thank You.

why are some of the o's 0's

becaues he's a borg.

mothermeeping duh

Richard Parker: ultimately meaningless categorical dismissals.

'Ultimately meaningless'? Please, meep Parker, let me matter in your life!! I MUST HAVE MEANING FOR YOU OR ELSE I AM NOT REAL, ALA SCHRODINGER'S CAT, RIGHT? RIGHT?

Also: 'If you're just going to start posting an unbroken series of schoolyard-level avoidance cliches' You got that wrong. I honestly thought, just before clicking the link, 'It would be so easy to just open this comment thread by blasting me, considering it has to do with relativity.' And you did. And I was disappointed.

Oh... so you actually had the cliche inside your personal head.

Oh.

OH.

THIS meep JUST GOT REAL.

Vas: Please, meep Parker, let me blah blah

Not meaningless to me. Just meaningless. You can stop pretending you don't know what I mean.

Oh... so you actually had the cliche inside your personal head.

? .......K. This game is really easy when you just say random meep.

You beautiful science troll. I love you.

^_^ I love you, too, lefen. We will have beautiful babies together!

Oh... so you actually had the cliche inside your personal head.

? .......K. This game is really easy when you just say random meep.

To spell this out for you, you generic nimrod, what I'm commenting on here is the basic absurdity of you thinking your contributions are somehow not cliche simply because you actually thought them on your own, as opposed to, I don't know, looking them up on a list of like Top 20 Retarded Things Newbs Think Are Valid Points Worth Sharing Online.

Incidentally, I can't help but notice you've abandoned all your ostentatious science/fringe pretense lately.

It can't possibly be because that big fat brain of yours is busy poking out these (admittedly) epic meeping responses of yours. The over-weening teacher's assistant has transformed into a small girlchild satisfied with repeating dumb homilies. Are we no longer deserving of being bedazzled by your list of smarty-pants buzzwords? What gives, Prof. Hawking?

My expression of dissapointment in your inability to resist an insult that is just way too easy may be cliche, but that doesn't change the fact that you can't meeping resist an easy hit. I could could flame you for having an ugly wife, but I don't. Because it's easy. (Also because it's too personal, and all of this is just bullmeep, anyway, WOTAK.) That is the point, which you avoid and hand-wavingly distract from by accusing me of being cliche. When you just hang out in the background and pick your shots, you're meeping brilliant, I must admit, but when you go stream of conciousness you just lose all substance and spend all your time deflecting.

At first: I'm not surprised you're so sure. : Funny.

Later: If you're just going to start posting an unbroken series of schoolyard-level avoidance cliches... : Trite.

These deflections might work on most everyone else, but I know you know what's going on, and so does anyone else with half a brain. I don't care if the neanderthals think you're a flame ninja, becuse they're meeping stupid, and if they are correct about anything, it's because of luck.

How's that for pretense?

ok so he's beyond the 'rolling with the punches' stage

now he's at the 'i live for this meep' stage ('sometimes you are funny, heh')

soon comes the 'puppetmaster' stage, wherein we learn that he was actually purposefully being a boring meepgo in an effort to mildly annoy people

since you're looking to become a teacher, you ought to learn this behavior pattern so you can seek out the kids in class that are mildly annoying and touch their peeholes, since you'll be clear that they have no friends and all their peers hate them

and thusly, the cycle of the abuse you suffered as a child is perpetuated. sunrise, sunset.

THE VALUE OF HUGE WET meepS.

Not kissing up to the good leader, or his woman, and not having spent a moment with either of them in a social setting, but I kinda dig the Mrs. Vas, and her looks.

That's not gratuitous.... just factual.

Now with that said, the brilliance of Vas is his ability to know when to take shots. Consider him a verbal sniper, highly attuned to the battlefield of Linkswarm. meep, he built the place.. he should no all the juicy ambush tactics.

Now, Mr. or Mrs. Parker, I'm sure that you could be a wonderful voice in this deranged, yet functional village of LS, but you first must learn not to be too big of a meep, nor be offended at anything posted about you, your mother, your mother's meep, your Dad's proclivity of molseting young puppies, or Wotak's food recipes.

Any meep with a brain would know that everyone on this site, abeit playful and cute, would rape your mouth and burn your throat with Draino as fast as they would say a kind word.

I hope you stick around. I hope that you continue to add constructive observations to the masses, but try not make the group accept you.

Like moving your bowels for hours, only to look in the bowl afterward and see it empty.

It feels pleasurable but in the end we have nothing to show for efforts.

(Also because it's too personal, and all of this is just bullmeep, anyway, WOTAK.)

I'm curious, why do you summon me while you have chosen engage Vasudeva in a discussion, or rather a lopsided battle of intellect, as it were?

If you will quickly scan the comments above this one, you will notice that I have not taken part in this ''discussion'' other than to express my surprise at the arrival of St. Slippedhole. This is not accidental, I might add. I'm not flaming you for a reason; I don't need to, you flame yourself every time you post.

It has been noted (correctly) above that your posts and attitude on this website are seen as chiche, absurd, ostentatious science/fringe, dumb homilies, cretinous drivel and other colorful things. What they aren't viewed as by the linkswarm community - is real.

To sum it up in one sentence:

I think I speak for most of the swarm when I say that you come off as an intellectual wannabe who somehow has duped himself into believing that you are part of an elite social circle that is above and beyond the likes of the other simple minded users of this website and that we should be truly grateful that you have blessed us with your presence and participation.

The fact that you don't, won't, can't see this for yourself is what makes you such an easy blob of a target.

Please, carry on.

YES. THE VALUE 0F HUGE WET meepS.

THERE IS NEVER TIME WHEN WE ARE C0MPLETELY EVACUATED OF EXCREMENT. WE ALWAYS CARRY IT WITH US.

why do you summon me

Not summoning you. I just figured that it was a perfect time to remind you how ultimately empty all this is and that you shouldn't take it so personally, or be SO meepING MAD that you feel like it's appropriate to re-post screenshots of something I tried to get rid of for legit reasons.

So, again, please take it down.

And everyone else: ALL or you know the first rule of message boards.

RULE #1 : Don't feed the trolls:

So let's stop pretending that all of you aren't getting just as much of a juvenile pleasure out of this whole retarded (my side and y'all's side, for the record) exchange as I am. Let's all stop pretending that I am 'chiche, absurd, ostentatious science/fringe.' I baited you because I thought it would be fun, and I have an extremely enticing hook. You guys took the bait not because you're stupid, but because you wanted to, for whatever reasons. And, yes, Nocal, this is my puppet-master stage. Except I'm generalizing to all trolls and all 'normal, obviously not as low as a troll board contributer.' Every single one of us that is involved in this baby meep is the lowest form of internet life there is, because we all know

RULE # 1 : Don't feed the trolls.

Bigd knows what's up, though.

And we all had fun. You're welcome. And we can continue to have fun, if you simply deny that what I just said is anything but true. And if you're tired of it, just stop feeding me. If you'll notice, I'm having some extremely polite convorsations with others in threads that you guys are leaving me alone in long enough to have one. Who's the troll? Yeah, me to.

It's okay for me to be a meep because it's a cosmic joke against myself that I am already in on, eh?

*knowing wink at self, cosmos

Trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = trolls = feeders = ........

The point is, I'm no better than you.

No, the point is meep can be used to fertilize or contaminate.

So let's stop pretending that all of you aren't getting just as much of a juvenile pleasure out of this whole retarded (my side and y'all's side, for the record) exchange as I am.

And we all had fun. You're welcome. And we can continue to have fun, if you simply deny that what I just said is anything but true. And if you're tired of it, just stop feeding me. If you'll notice, I'm having some extremely polite convorsations with others in threads that you guys are leaving me alone in long enough to have one. Who's the troll? Yeah, me to.

Yes, you're right. Let's keep this going. Promptly post a picture of yourself, personal information, other internet affiliations, and your credit card numbers. It's only logical, as we continue this amazing symbiotic relationship of internet entertainment, that we will need more and more from you to sustain us/this.

I just figured that it was a perfect time to remind you how ultimately empty all this is and that you shouldn't take it so personally, or be SO meepING MAD that you feel like it's appropriate to re-post screenshots of something I tried to get rid of for legit reasons.

First of all, I am not mad about anything. Where you got that idea, is anybodies guess. You seem to be the one who is mad and you seem to be projecting those feelings onto others.

I'm not taking anything personally. That would be you projecting your feelings onto me, again.

I posted a screenshot of some inane bullmeep that nobody gives half a meep about except you. I posted it because it was retarded that you deleted something so unimportant and boring as if it were somehow the most damning evidence ever to have touched internetland.

Here's a tip for you: NOBODY meepING CARES.

So, again, please take it down.

I'm not taking anything down. If Vasudeva feels the need to edit the content I add to this site, then so be it. It's his site and he's free to delete anything he wants to delete but I am not deleting anything for you or anyone else.

I baited you because I thought it would be fun, and I have an extremely enticing hook. You guys took the bait not because you're stupid, but because you wanted to, for whatever reasons.

lol, nice twist. I suppose I posted that inane screen-grab because you wanted me to as well, huh, genius?

Yeah, yeah we all get it. You orchestrated this entire exchange just to teach us a lesson about trolling and the internet and wish to advance our intellect for a better tomorrow.

Keep spinning it meeper.