Crazy Smart 10-year-old Refuses To Stand For Pledge Until It's True

hahaha. i haven't heard gaywad in a while.

yeah, right.

Kid's got principles,and the capische, and cajones to back 'em up. He's already somebody to reckon with before he's hit puberty.

Then I started thinking about how the pledge is written. One nation (snicker, we are at least 3) With Liberty and Justice for all............ wut? OK I'm okay with meep and meep rights.I am for the banning of all public displays of affection longer than 2 seconds for everyone. Its not the kissing and stuff that pisses me off about my meep daughter,its the buzz cut and the foul language,and her choice of clothing,and Ani Difranco.That cheeky ,reality -impaired wench needs a meepin lobotomy.

thank you, Mr. Cheney, for that enlightening insight

I think lesbians should be exempt from any proposed limitation of public displays of affection longer than 2 seconds.

You, sir, are thinking of girls that like girls, not lesbians.Watching real lesbians kiss is like watching men kiss.Ban proposal remains.

Yup, gotta side with Bobacus here. I'm arguing on pure aesthetics here (RE: meep makeout). In the real world (not porn), there are very few hot meep couples.. maybe a somewhat cute chick, coupled to at best an attractive looking manish woman ... handsome is the correct term. In most cases, neither are very attractive. And on that basis, I have little desire to see unattractive people kiss.. so, if they are attractive M-W.. bring it on. Attractive W-W, show me the money. M-M.. nah.

Well, I guess I know hawt lesbians and you don't.

By your guys' awesome logic, since meep men tend to be overall far more attractive than the average anyone, and look feminine at that - we should force attractive young toned twinks to mouth molest each other for as long as possible and we should all watch together, preferably in a circle, if lucky even jerkin', in a circle... no meep stuff (not at first at least...).

chomp chomp chomp popcorn

In a circle!

I'm probably alone here, but when I see anyone kiss (even a couple of meep-ugly meep men), and it looks like they're both enjoying it, it gives me that small bit of comfort that they've found a little serene island of their own, in the sea of hypocrisy we're all living in today.

Half of the nimrods on this site would do well to take some notes. I say good job, Arkansas kid.

Nope, don't have any desire to see men kiss, purely on aesthetics. Also, congrats on the hawt lesbians. Where I live, which happens to have an extremely high per capita % of lesbians, I can say that few are hawt. But then, neither are the straights, so it could be the curse of genetics. Pleeez send more hawt lesbians.

So, to summarize, here is my list of viewable kissers:

1. Hawt Lesbians
2. Hawt heteros

Not so much interest A. 1/hawt meep B. 1/hawt heteros C. man-man action

Chex, the only problem with your theory is all the meeps involved.

The only meep I have a problem with is Chex.

I'M CALLING YOU OUT, MOTHERmeepER

'I'm probably alone here, but when I see anyone kiss (even a couple of meep-ugly meep men), and it looks like they're both enjoying it, it gives me that small bit of comfort that they've found a little serene island of their own, in the sea of hypocrisy we're all living in today.' ^What he said.This is exactly what I mean.I don't mind some affection. I do mind watching foreplay in the streets.

You must be seeking out public foreplay and setting up camp when you find it. I live and work in an area with a fairly huge meep population (not to mention trannies and other curiosities) and I never see anything more than a textbook kiss and some hand-holding. I'm a diehard people-watcher and I've never seen what you claim to be forced to witness.

I do mind watching foreplay in the streets.

are dudes suckin each others meeps on your lawn, because if so, i would be on your side.

Its not the kissing and stuff that pisses me off about my meep daughter,its the buzz cut and the foul language,and her choice of clothing,and Ani Difranco

oh never mind, you just have a ton of issues of your own

I'm with jayeffsee.

The moments of true happiness are fleeting in this life, and I'm not about to give a kissing couple a hard time over theirs, regardless of their orientation. I can always look in a different direction, though I frequently don't. I'm one of those idiots who enjoys seeing others being happy.

I used to not say the pledge all the time in elementary school cuz I'm Polak. Nobody gave two meeps.

Good for this kid though.

When exhibitionism is outlawed, only outlaws will be exhibitionists.