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  • dent
  • Nov08 '09
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Chick Allergic To Hubby's Sperms

I have always wondered if this was possible.

Decider: Apocasicarius

nurglets

Wotak divorce that meep asap

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godevillivedog Happens all the time.

DeJeR

Senor_Smoke I wonder what happens if he shoots on her face?

tantrum

nocal yeah, this happens...and this meep is ugly

wolfer

Apocasicarius

  • pete56
  • Nov08 '09

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Impressively crappy discovery, and even more crappy the world knows it now, with all the bad meep jokes they'll have to endure for as long as they're together.

The dude is lucky. No paternity fraud reward for his slag.

  • JohnLenin
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Now Dent understands the mustache-shaped rash on his upper lip every monday morning.

  • dent
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I get a similar rash on my back and my stomach on Wednesday and Tuesday as well.

  • JohnLenin
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partying on weeknights will get you into trouble, mister

Had a GF who once upon a time sold BJ's for crack cash down in San Diego. Said she took a money shot one time that immediately broke out in welts.

  • dae_su
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you dated a crack meep? howd that turn out?

It was just a small episode in an interesting past. It turned out like all my relationships, which is to say that it went beautifully (no one got killed) for 3 years and then she went batmeep crazy and started stabbing/breaking bones and I had to run for it.

  • dae_su
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wait, i gotta get this straight. she is sucking meep for smack before, during, or after your dating? or was it all three?

were you the one who caused the welts?

  • tantrum
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This is nothing new. meep in someone's eyes and watch the fireworks.

Way before. We had a pretty good run as (my) relationships go.
Also, crack, not smack. When people get hard up for the skag they're usually too sick to get up and go to work.

  • dae_su
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was it ever tempting to buy some yay and just leave it sitting around the house so that she would find it, relapse, and become your very own crack meep?

this, i think, is what i would do.

You, sir, are an axis of evil.

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