Chick Allergic To Hubby's Sperms
I have always wondered if this was possible.
nurglets
Wotak
divorce that meep asap
dragonstaff
Hey, anonymous person! Log in and comment.
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Thanks for the new hat Bob. Not to sound dumb, but what am I looking at?
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on Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College: meeps, the lot o+
bobacus
But I love you,man.
dragonstaf+
oh, OK Bob.
HOBO
The radical he rants
nurglets
on Lizzie And Sarah: if you like this,+
bobacus
textwarred spankerchief until 2012-02-16 14:41:54
bobacus
I meant some Other Dave, Dave.
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on If You See Something, Film Something: meep the police, in+
Dismas
on Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College: shippensburg is in+
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on Vending machine dispenses 'morning-after' pill at Pennsylvania College: So, my costs to+
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on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
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on If You See Something, Film Something: alternatively, you+
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on New Put Pictures Here: I'm taking some+
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on Lizzie And Sarah: [@hoyaguru](http://w+
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on New Put Pictures Here: [@spankerchief](http+
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on Lizzie And Sarah: My GOD! How meeping+
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on Literally Unbelievable: Just...wow....
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on LSD and it's Lysergamide cousins: Great information,+
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Yes I am! (@ Bobacus)
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bobacus
Daves not here.
GrapeApe
LINK: Literally Unbelievable
Crapalicio+
on Faceplace is using you!: is it rape is+
Crapalicio+
LS has really gotten meepty lately... why don't you let some new people sign up?
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sunny77
one must use mathematical equations, specifically addition
sunny77
on YouTube graveyard and cadaver exchange: http://www.youtube.c+
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durpburpflurpslurp
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sunny77
#iloveunicornflavoredmoonlanguage
fastlane
@ImLeslieChow
fastlane
or twitter
sunny77
lol
JohnLenin
linkswarmers have two types of jokes: ones they saw on a shirt and ones they heard on morning radio.
fastlane
Sorry.... Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an RAGING erection, make him a sandwich.
meeproach
YOU FORGOT RAGE meep!
fastlane
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
MstrLance
*unitard tear*
fastlane
Whale watching outside of McDonalds...
fastlane
characters
fastlane
some characters do not work in this house
fastlane
I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this )
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on Egypt Files Criminal Charges Against NGO Workers, Including 19 Americans: That will teach them+
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on Faceplace is using you!: If you robo-visit+
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freakmachi+
LINK: Faceplace is using you!
pete56
MstrLance
It was more of a lawnmower miscalculation.
pete56
lawnmower accident?
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Danny_Infe+
LINK: Lizzie And Sarah
bobacus
My meep, its detachable.
bobacus
It wasn't like you could put it in the dryer.
Dismas
on Man swallows dentures during hooker meep and dies: he deserves it for+
fastlane
My girl caught me blowing my meep with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
BeachGoat
The waves are LOUD tonight
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Impressively crappy discovery, and even more crappy the world knows it now, with all the bad meep jokes they'll have to endure for as long as they're together.
Nov08 '09
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The dude is lucky. No paternity fraud reward for his slag.
Nov09 '09
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Now Dent understands the mustache-shaped rash on his upper lip every monday morning.
Nov09 '09
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I get a similar rash on my back and my stomach on Wednesday and Tuesday as well.
Nov09 '09
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partying on weeknights will get you into trouble, mister
Nov09 '09
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Had a GF who once upon a time sold BJ's for crack cash down in San Diego. Said she took a money shot one time that immediately broke out in welts.
Nov09 '09
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you dated a crack meep? howd that turn out?
Nov09 '09
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It was just a small episode in an interesting past. It turned out like all my relationships, which is to say that it went beautifully (no one got killed) for 3 years and then she went batmeep crazy and started stabbing/breaking bones and I had to run for it.
Nov09 '09
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wait, i gotta get this straight. she is sucking meep for smack before, during, or after your dating? or was it all three?
were you the one who caused the welts?
Nov09 '09
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This is nothing new. meep in someone's eyes and watch the fireworks.
Nov09 '09
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Way before. We had a pretty good run as (my) relationships go.
Also, crack, not smack. When people get hard up for the skag they're usually too sick to get up and go to work.
Nov09 '09
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was it ever tempting to buy some yay and just leave it sitting around the house so that she would find it, relapse, and become your very own crack meep?
this, i think, is what i would do.
Nov09 '09
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You, sir, are an axis of evil.